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#1
seankukuz

Why do people make fun of Keith's obesity but not Mako's?

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Bosher
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???????

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Subreezy
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#4
FNEGGS
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mako is asian so its okay

#5
PandaZ
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Ardiis puts himself out there

#6
yawnster
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Cuz Mako is a cutie patootie 🥰

#25
Pandazzz
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real

#7
Bangpong
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Cuz mako is cute af lilbro

#8
Goatguynut
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they would be called racist if they mentioned it

#9
Asuna_Yuuki
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Its fun to hate on NA/people playing on NA teams

When Ardiis was in FPX people didnt say such cruel stuff about him

#22
mrGoudas
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No way u believe this

#24
Asuna_Yuuki
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Its true though.

When he was in FPX nobody body shamed him

But now…

Also NA pros get a lot more hate in general

#27
mrGoudas
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He's more famous now that he's on nrg, he gained a lot of popularity as a streamer so naturally more comments appear about him, nothing about hating on na pros, you're just delulu

#29
Asuna_Yuuki
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Everyone on vlr already knew who ardiis was before NRG

He didnt really become more popular on vlr

#36
koromast
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wow a masters champion became more famous after swapping to another org which isnt even pretty clouted, sure bro.

#37
mrGoudas
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You think ardiis didnt get a bigger following after switching to nrg?

#23
Subreezy
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people definitely made fun of his weight on FPX

#35
Raevus
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bro people made fun of his weight when he was on g2

#38
mrGoudas
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No bro you're wrong! Everyone loved ardiis when he was on emea, the secret cult started hating on him and making jokes about his body weight after he became a despicable na streamer! 😠

#10
cholikarr
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because of mental health everybody forgot that physical health is also important 😐😐

#11
grenji
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well firstly keith is a little bigger and second mako owns u little bro

#15
seankukuz
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Keith is 6,2, Mako is bigger BMI wise

#20
Derpp
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mako is 6'3 bro.. also he's a sweetheart why would anyone want to flame him

#12
BattleCry
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Cuz mako is best player in pacific

#13
Asuna_Yuuki
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Has nothing to do with his body

#14
justron40
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who is keith?

#17
shrubonfire
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Ardiis

#16
ax0788
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cuz Mako is asian... if they make fun of asian guy, its racism. but keith is funny guy so he has no feelings.

#18
seankukuz
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We shouldn't make fun of anyone for their weight tbh I feel for Keith :(

#21
ax0788
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nah, fat shaming should be more encouraged, let them feel sad and turn that feeling into action via exercise rather than cater to their feelings and they end up getting diabetes/heart problems.

#26
patuj
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such a dumb take

#28
ax0788
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yeah mb forgot its 2023, cater to other people's feelings over facing cold truth.

#39
jumb0
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ur so corny man lmfao

#30
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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1

#31
seankukuz
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You can encourage people to lose weight without making them feel like shit

#32
ax0788
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Obviously you can.. but nothing motivates someone to lose weight more than the mocking smile and snarky remarks of other people.
You tell me which sounds more likely to make you move your ass off the couch. "you need to lose weight bro, you're putting you health at risk!" or "You fat fk, maybe stop eating all the time and actually go for a walk under the sun?" this why this last decade obesity is at an all time high, cuz people don't want to discipline their children, no one wants to tell the cold truth cuz they afraid it will hurt others feelings. If words that are true are enough to make someone feel sad, maybe its time to change and face the truth rather than hide from it under the guise of "Feeling shitt", "I feel sad, depressed" ??

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jumb0
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andrew tate ass take 💀

#42
Raevus
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Mocking people because of their weight is more likely to make them isolate themselves and be depressed, opposed to make them go out of their way to improve. Encouraging them to change is the better way.

I do agree with parents instilling bad habits into their children. My sister does it to my niece and nephew. It's going to fuck their health up for a long time, as it just makes them picky af eaters, who only eat processed trash.

#19
Simp4S0m
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Tf is this post

#33
Ailed
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Seeing Asian esports players eating good actually makes me happy, they have historic issues with being unhealthily skinny

Ardiis should lose weight tho

#34
ax0788
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colestrol9 KEKW remember?

#41
omoshiroioshirin
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HUH

#43
Art1st
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you think ardiis genuinely cares? i mean bro has grown his personal brand so much after moving to NA i’m sure obesity comments are the last of his concerns as he looks at his nrg paycheck being deposited

#44
Dybala21
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People are miserable that's why

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