EZ FOR NUKKYE
one time i was shopping for some glasses at the local eye doctor and a saw a sexy man named Žygimantas Chmieliauskas getting his glasses fitted as well. i could do nothing but gaze upon his beauty with my new prescription lenses and it truly opened up a new world to me. unfortunately, i had been drooling for so long that my glasses slipped off of my face and smashed onto the ground. shattered pieces fell into my leg. i cried in despair. how would i be able to see a nasty 1v3 clutch against Sentinels by Žygimantas? then nukkye came over to me and softly caressed my back and sweetly whispered, “it’s ok.” as the eye doctors came over and tried to peel the glass out of my legs as blood was gushing out, but it wasn’t working. that’s when nukkye stepped in and said “i got this”. he then placed his mouth on my leg and slowly pulled out each individual glass shard out of my leg while sage healing my cuts. he looked up to me and the only words that could escape my mouth were, “ez for nukkye.”