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Rating TenZ rizz!!!!

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I_am_from_the_future

I wanted to do a rizz deep dive as a good luck charm for our lord and savior Tyson "TenZ" Ngo before his big match today!
A couple disclaimers before we start:

Disclaimer #1 This isnt meant to be a personal judgement on TenZ or any parties involved, by all accounts TenZ is a wonderful human being and nothing in this thread should be taken as anything more than a fun and unserious discussion..

Disclaimer #2 "Rizz" in this context refers to the casual and flirtatious manner in which someone talks up the opposite sex. I do NOT mean to invoke any references to redpill or Andrew Tate, i disavow everything they stand for. again this is a just for fun analysis of human conversation between man and woman.

Disclaimer #3 the rizz professional analyst "TrySi" has gave permission for others to do rizz threads, I shall try to entertain you guys even tho I dont have his rizz analytic experience.

Ok lets get into it.
we gonna break 3 rizz clips, analyze and score every single one and then do a complete score at the end. just remember that its gonna be easier for TenZ to rizz kyedae than it was for tarik/yay to rizz others, since they are in a relationship. however, TenZ loves to constantly rizz her up to maintain that relationship.

clip 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jDpkkmXotk
we start off slow here, TenZ used the classic rizz line "what's cooking, good looking?" because they were cooking in the kitchen, so the context is there for the meme pickup line. however, kyedae seems unsatisfied and even called it akward. im gonna give couple points for the context and the laugh, but overall it was pretty weak and corny.
3/10

clip 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLfHby35USo
this is much better, still a corny line which some rizz analyst will knock it down a few points, but the execution was perfect. it made kyedae laugh and smile and overall I think it was a great one.
10/10.

clip 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPRFLmJhxFY
we see TenZ continuing to spice up the relationship with funny jokes, here TenZ pranks kyedae and as she takes few sec to realize, she laughs it off and smiles at the end and even end up staying there for couple of seconds.
8/10 rizz

Overall score is 7/10 for TenZ funny and corny rizz.
what do u think?

#2
BigTiddyMilf
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grass.

#17
I_am_from_the_future
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Sure BigTiddyMilf

#3
dapada
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grass.

#4
Yessirskiiii
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Get help asap

#5
Abdototti0606
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You need help!

#7
I_am_from_the_future
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my therapist said tenz has good rizz

#6
Mrityunjay
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grass o7

#8
Qwertyy
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TrySi 2.0

#10
xD1LL4N
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Aware

#11
I_am_from_the_future
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I can never be :((

#9
meadows
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this is the funniest thing that's been posted on this site and people should appreciate that

#12
andrewdamf
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Usa humor

#13
I_am_from_the_future
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enlighten me with brazil humor pls

#14
andrewdamf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uk-gytGg94

#15
hanafuuji
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lmaooo

#16
I_am_from_the_future
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I cant lie it looks like a facebook meme my mom would send me

#23
Marshal_D_Teach
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Your mom is cooler than you, lil bro

Btw send me her numba plz

#24
I_am_from_the_future
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212339191, please call her.

#25
Marshal_D_Teach
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thx brotha I will make her happier

#27
I_am_from_the_future
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thank you homie

#18
displayed_
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you gotta have rizz to rate rizz
and considering that you are on vlr.gg I can tell you get no bitches

#20
I_am_from_the_future
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Counterpoint: your mom

#19
zeldrols
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Lmao good read

#21
gamr
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RizZedZombie

#22
I_am_from_the_future
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TenRizZ

#26
nerdsabkabaap
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Not reading all this Tenz is a bot

#28
I_am_from_the_future
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stopped reading at nerd

#29
alecksdesk
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very good

#30
Ullyr
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https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishHeadstrongGoatEagleEye-lHH5XpLstarw6SAm

^ pls rate kang kang rizz

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