First thoughts of big teams in 5 words or less

Paper Rex
LOUD
OpTic
Sentinels
ORDER
XSET
100T
ONICG
Bonkers
G2 eSports
FunPlus Phoenix
T1
Guild
Version1
Evil Geniuses
XERXIA eSports
Global eSports
BOOM eSports
DragonX
Mad Lions
Bleed
Crazy Racoon
KRU
REIGN
VersionX
Cloud 9 White
Acend
FNATIC
Team Liquid
Luminosity
M3C
NRG
The Guard
Akrew
Onslayers
TSM
Soniqs
Lenny Time
GEN G
BBL
BIG
FOKUS
KOI
ZETA (the japan team)
ZETA (the Spanish team)
NAVI
Team Secret
South Built eSports
MITH
Rex Regnum Qeon
Orangutan
FULL SENSE
Enigma
Oasis
CERBERUS

I'll go first
Paper Rex F0rsaken go brrrr
LOUD Cohesion
OpTic yay is not human
Sentinels I hecking love TenZ
ORDER Cohesive Chaos
XSET Cryo sexy af
100T DADDY NADESHOT
ONICG Ascent
Bonkers Who?
G2 eSports Mixwell
FunPlus Phoenix Suygetsu = cracked
T1 I hecking love xeta
Guild Sayf best flex player itw
Version1 < NUTURN
Evil Geniuses #LIVEEVIL
XERXIA eSports Shat on ENVY in champs
Global eSports I have a great amount of respect for the indian community on vlr.gg and with great reluctance i must say that Global eSports are lacking of the talent it takes to make a tier 1 roster
BOOM eSports ID PRIDE
DragonX Korean casters are sick
Mad Lions Alliance
Bleed Sweden?
Crazy Racoon Was good once
KRU no rivals
REIGN Best OCE team bar ORDER
VersionX Fav GC team
Cloud 9 White bob
Acend Champions who?
FNATIC M1 '21 who?
Team Liquid LCQ who?
Luminosity Bozo orgless team
M3C Gambit rip
NRG What does NRG stand for
The Guard #StandGuard
Akrew Fav Tier 2 team in NA
Onslayers i honestly dont know
TSM League?
Soniqs AUSTTRALIA!! AUSTRALAIAALA
Lenny Time mocking
GEN G was good once
BBL who?
BIG Berlin International Gaming
FOKUS 123FOKUS
KOI Liked watching them in stage 1
ZETA (the japan team) Scary team
ZETA (the Spanish team) who?
NAVI S1mple?!?!?!?!?
Team Secret It Lies Within
South Built eSports Bozos
MITH Fav TH team
Rex Regnum Qeon Fav PH team
Orangutan bozo international team
FULL SENSE fell off hard
Enigma Fav SA team
Oasis 13-2
CERBERUS who?

Evil Geniuses potter

more than half of these aren't even big teams but here you go

Paper Rex - i like their name
LOUD - who?
OpTic - NA GOATS
Sentinels - finally exposed for being overrated
ORDER - who?
XSET - overrated
ONICG - who?
Bonkers - who?
G2 eSports - choking like in csgo
FunPlus Phoenix - big dreams small results
T1 - should have kept dazed
Guild - fun team to watch
Version1 - fell off significantly
Evil Geniuses - queen potter mastermind
XERXIA eSports - who?
Global eSports - who?
BOOM eSports - who?
DragonX - who?
Mad Lions - who?
Bleed - who?
Crazy Racoon - i like their name
KRU - one hit wonder
REIGN - who?
VersionX - who?
Cloud 9 White - femboys cannot compete against women
Acend - acNed
FNATIC - i like boaster
Team Liquid - i like scream
Luminosity - coldzera taco fallen fer fnx
M3C - who?
NRG - i like ex csgo guys
The Guard - carried by a smart coach
Akrew - who?
TSM - meme team
Soniqs - close but never made it
Lenny Time - who?
GEN G - irrelevant feeder team
BBL - irrelevant feeder team
BIG - not watching their valorant
FOKUS - who?
KOI - who?
ZETA (the japan team) - bad
ZETA (the Spanish team) - even worse
NAVI - will dominate when s1mple switches
Team Secret - who?
South Built eSports - who?
MITH - who?
Rex Regnum Qeon - who?
Orangutan - who?
FULL SENSE - who?
Enigma - good admin but NAtalyx bestest
Oasis - who?
CERBERUS - who?

w for not including 100t, we all know they're not a big team

sad that no KR team is included :(

Paper Rex: carried by jingg
LOUD: mwzera hates
OpTic: fns parkinsons
Sentinels: hecking love tenz and ratzam
ORDER: australian team
XSET: 4th kekw
100T: 100trhowers and shaun garry
ONICG: who?
Bonkers: fluke run team
G2 eSports: trash org + L roster
FunPlus Phoenix: pain
T1: 0 luck in valorant
Guild: swedish bois
Version1: virgin1 + player1 and pennys
Evil Geniuses: potter
XERXIA eSports: sscary<niverA
Global eSports: skrossi
BOOM eSports: who?
DragonX: who?
Mad Lions: never making franchsiing
Bleed: who?
Crazy Racoon: chad racoons
KRU: keznit
REIGN: who?
VersionX: who?
Cloud 9 White: tier 1 female team, tier 3 team overall
Acend: champs winners + cned pride of india
FNATIC: boaster and derke buff
Team Liquid: 1 taps
Luminosity: bgod
M3C: nats is rat
NRG: signs a shit ton of no name creators + rocket league org
The Guard: trent + rich owner 69 boi
Akrew: neon
TSM: wardaddy
Soniqs: tier 1 in oce, tier 69 in NA
Lenny Time: overrated mocking trash never getting signed
GEN G: ploo?
BBL: wtcn
BIG: godb carry :(
FOKUS: fell off
KOI: sounds like fish
ZETA (the japan team): Z
ZETA (the Spanish team): who?
NAVI: sign s1mple pls
Team Secret: beat xerxia
South Built eSports: who
MITH: who?
Rex Regnum Qeon: who?
Orangutan: sounds monke
FULL SENSE: x10?
Enigma: who
Oasis: who
CERBERUS: who

bro included c9w and not c9 based ig

Paper Rex run it down
LOUD 1 team region kekw omegalul
OpTic hivemind
Sentinels TenZ
ORDER Overhyped
XSET just like guild
100T favorite team
ONICG Ascent
Bonkers fluke run
G2 choking
FunPlus Phoenix ange1 god
T1 le*gue
Guild eu xset
Version1 have one good run then fell off
Evil Geniuses evil
XERXIA solid team sscary and sushiboys are gods
Global eSports really humble players but trash fans
BOOM i want you in my room
DragonX god team bad mental is holding them back
Mad Lions Alliance
Bleed Swedish players
Crazy Racoon Was good once
KRU fluke team
REIGN Best OCE team bar ORDER
VersionX
Cloud 9 White bob
Acend mid
FNATIC best team emea
Team Liquid taps
Luminosity underrated
M3C fell off
NRG w streamr
The Guard onliners
Akrew used to be good b4 change
TSM kekw
Soniqs AUSTTRALIA!! AUSTRALAIAALA
Lenny Time mocking
GEN G was good once
BBL turk
BIG dick
FOKUS 123FOKUS
KOI fish
ZETA (the japan team) 1 good run hopefully they do it again
ZETA (the Spanish team) who?
NAVI s1mple
Team Secret its a secret
South Built eSports better than oasis
MITH tsm fortntie
Rex Regnum Qeon solid
Orangutan international
FULL SENSE fell off hard
Enigma Fav SA team
Oasis flukers
CERBERUS who?

You wasted your time to write this I’m guessing

You wasted ur time

xitter didnt include damwon

Paper Rex- f0rsakeN +jingg +win
LOUD- noisy
OpTic-yay
Sentinels- champions stage 2 winners
ORDER- masters contenders, beat boom
XSET- cryo + zekken +win
100T- asuna go kill
ONICG- idk apac
Bonkers- bobo*
G2 eSports- nukkye carry ngl
FunPlus Phoenix- win some and lose some
T1- who?
Guild- clan
Version1- win some and lose some
Evil Geniuses- good at times
XERXIA eSports- sushiboys likes sushi idk
Global eSports- who?
BOOM eSports- toxic af +bad
DragonX- who tf is this
Mad Lions- who tf is this
Bleed- prx but worse
Crazy Racoon- who?
KRU- latam idk
REIGN- good in 1800's
VersionX- who tf is this
Cloud 9 White- lost to girl kissers
Acend- cned 1v5
FNATIC- boaster best igl
Team Liquid- win in challengers! lose masters...
Luminosity- rip
M3C- m3c=never again champions
NRG- underrated (ily s0m)
The Guard (best team, worst consistency)
Akrew- kanpeki old team
Onslayers- who tf is this
TSM- wardell wasnt the problem
Soniqs- oce supremacy
Lenny Time- team from open quals
GEN G- who?
BBL- who?
BIG- who?
FOKUS-who?
KOI-who?
ZETA (the japan team)- NICE!
ZETA (the Spanish team)-who?
NAVI- s1mple's team in csgo
Team Secret- literally trash, sorry
South Built eSports- who tf is this
MITH- who?
Rex Regnum Qeon- who?
Orangutan- me (redhead)
FULL SENSE- who?
Enigma- who?
Oasis- literally trash, sorry
CERBERUS- who?

Paper Rex: Jinggg plus f0rsaken equals win
LOUD: very good coordination
OpTic: yay, marved, crashies, victor, fns
Sentinels: old strats, streamer team
ORDER: decent team, too much ego
XSET: cryo and zekken equals win
100T: solid, got time to grow
ONIC G: solid team, lmemore slaps
Bonkers: aussie team number 2
G2 eSports: nukkye and hoody carry
FunPlus Phoenix: super hopium in them
T1: god, someday they'll be good
Guild: solid roster, can upset favourites
Version1: wippie is still very good
Evil Geniuses: potter is a genius
XERXIA eSports: losing patiphan is hurting them
Global eSports: we need to stop.
BOOM eSports: alright team, can do damage
DragonX: who?
Mad Lions: farming french VRL alongside KCORP
Bleed: actually a darkhorse for masters
Crazy Racoon: rion carrying the chad raccoons
KRU: keznit is still very good
REIGN: meh
VersionX: good game-changers team
Cloud 9 White: bob will elevate the team
Acend: starting to become good again
FNATIC: derke and alfajer too stronk
Team Liquid: scream good, everyone else meh
Luminosity: very underrated team
M3C: can become great again
NRG: very fun team to watch
The Guard: favourite na team
Akrew: meh after com and kanpeki left
Onslayers: THEY LOST TO MARU?? SERIOUSLY??
TSM: glory days are over
Soniqs: enjoy and shonk very decent
Lenny Time: bangladeshi pride mocking
GEN G: what a decline
BBL: very meh
BIG: turnt up too late
FOKUS: jugi very good
KOI: what a sad decline
ZETA (the japan team): amazing, cant wait for masters
ZETA (the Spanish team): copyright claim?
NAVI: losing jady hurt the team
Team Secret: starting to become good again
South Built eSports: meh
MITH: meh
Rex Regnum Qeon: meh
Orangutan: if only they formed earlier
FULL SENSE: fell off
Enigma: chokers
Oasis: meh
CERBERUS: meh

Why would you write DragonX instead of DRX, like I know that ‘DragonX’ is the full name but nobody uses it anymore

Paper Rex - Best Team in APAC
LOUD - Brazil Super Team
OpTic - Best Team in NA
Sentinels - Stream over Scrims
ORDER - BOOM beat them
XSET - Cryocells to Copenhagen
100T - Can win NA LCQ
ONICG - Top Indo team
Bonkers - I don't know
G2 eSports - disappointing again
FunPlus Phoenix - very good team
T1 - don't know what they doing
Guild - lot to prove on Copenhagen
Version1 - fell off
Evil Geniuses - did well
XERXIA eSports - lower bracket run
Global eSports - roster change please
BOOM eSports - decent team
DragonX - I don't know
Mad Lions - I don't know
Bleed - very volatile, strong team
Crazy Racoon - haven't heard since 2021
KRU - no competition in their region
REIGN - I don't know
VersionX - I don't know
Cloud 9 White - best female team NA
Acend - needs roster changes
FNATIC - derke alfajer win Copenhagen
Team Liquid - decent roster without results
Luminosity - I don't know
M3C - greatly affected by the conflict
NRG - can compete for masters spot
The Guard - kinda fell off
Akrew - had high expectations but fell
Onslayers - I don't know
TSM - i miss og TSM team
Soniqs - i don't know
Lenny Time - strong but unproven
GEN G - I don't know
BBL - I don't know
BIG - beat M3C
FOKUS - I don't know
KOI - I don't know
ZETA (the japan team) - might be a honeymoon period
ZETA (the Spanish team) - i don't know
NAVI - simple switch
Team Secret - high ceiling, low floor
South Built eSports - can't beat APAC teams
MITH - i don't know
Rex Regnum Qeon - high potential, little experience
Orangutan - tesseract shooter
FULL SENSE - where are they now?
Enigma - did great despite losing
Oasis - fan but I'm disappointed
CERBERUS - decent etnam team