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S0v4k [#10]Who's the winner of champs 2022?
Gambit 3-2 KRU
last map is triple OT and keznit drops 60 kills in that map but the rest of his team chokes
KregMaster123 [#13]Gambit 3-2 KRU
last map is triple OT and keznit drops 60 kills in that map but the rest of his team chokes
Best match incoming then🥶
Ta1da [#17]In future do we use our dick as wifi towers?
?
These type of humans are deported to Venus
Fluffyy [#3]will tsm ever get out of groups?
but they get 26-0'd by FPX in Masters and then TSM withdraws from Valorant , and becomes a joke in Valorant History
KregMaster123 [#20]but they get 26-0'd by FPX in Masters and then TSM withdraws from Valorant , and becomes a joke in Valorant History
groups as in na open qualifier*
bandwagondestroyer [#21]will dubai ever host a offical riot valorant event?
Yes, and it the biggest and most fabulous ever!
Irl crowd count is 30,000
and online viewership reaches the second maximum at 4.5M
Sprouts [#24]Will SEN ever win another tournament?
They win one major in the year 2029, but then NA is dominated by 100T which has 4 international players in the roster and Asuna
sp3cbro [#25]Will s1mple switch to valorant?
Yes, he switches in 2 years after choking the PGL major in Oslo
and as people expected, he dominated the scene
Fluffyy [#23]groups as in na open qualifier*
Yea, but they make it to Masters too since NA becomes dead region by then
number1_ScreaM_fan [#30]do i ever get a gf
No...
and ScreaM never replies to your DM
but you get recognized by Jonas who gives you free Liquid merch
Slashyiguess [#32]will a team from SEA ever win champs?
yes a team named "sakkon" enters the scene and wins champions 3-0 gambit
Slashyiguess [#32]will a team from SEA ever win champs?
pretty sure rossi leaves GE, joins a SEA org and wins them champs
KregMaster123 [#33]No...
and ScreaM never replies to your DM
but you get recognized by Jonas who gives you free Liquid merch
less go but i asked someone out the other day and they said they were busy and said thanks anyways. do i ever go on a date with her :)
Slashyiguess [#32]will a team from SEA ever win champs?
yes SEA wins 3 majors in total within the next 12 majors
number1_ScreaM_fan [#36]less go but i asked someone out the other day and they said they were busy and said thanks anyways. do i ever go on a date with her :)
You go for the date, but she gets to know that you are on vlr, and dashes from the place ditching you
StrongGhostMayor [#38]In the future, do people still hecking love Tenz?
40% people still do
60% don't do because of that 40%
but he later falls off and retires in the year 2031 after winning the major in the year 2029
KregMaster123 [#39]You go for the date, but she gets to know that you are on vlr, and dashes from the place ditching you
jk jk
All the Best :)
KregMaster123 [#20]but they get 26-0'd by FPX in Masters and then TSM withdraws from Valorant , and becomes a joke in Valorant History
aren't they already a joke?
ssw [#40]When will apocalypse happen
In the year 2340
Valorant is dead by then and Fortnite takes over the whole of gaming industry
Fluffyy [#42]sakkon deez nuts
You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
Slashyiguess [#50]You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
D3ltAgg [#49]Will we ever get to Masters ? (Indian team )
SkRossi leaves GE and he joins a new roster named Insomniacs
and VLT and Insomniacs win the only 2 majors for India
justboy [#54]When will hiko get out of 100T so we can all be happy?
In 2029 cuz of age(not cuz of his performance), after that 100T dominates NA for 20 years
ciro [#62]Does ScreaM ever win a major
Yes 2023 and 2027
He retires from pro val in the year 2029 after losing to SEN in the major finals in Brussels, belgium
Fluffyy [#52]You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
Fluffyy [#52]You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.
KregMaster123 [#15]Nope Acend defeats them in the semis sadly
wait a second... u said the finals would be gambit vs kru but acend beat liquid in semi?? HMMMMM
nematoma [#72]wait a second... u said the finals would be gambit vs kru but acend beat liquid in semi?? HMMMMM
yeah mb, it's the match before semis, whatever it's called, quarterfinals ig
archetype [#69]does korea make it out of groups and do they win anything
Yeah they win 2 majors, one by VS and the other one by some new team formed in 2026
0-0 [#77]Brazil wins something or not :\
Yeah, they eventually become the second strongest region and win 4 majors in 20 years
ragegrexo [#79]will boaster ever win champions?
and if yes what dance will he make?
Sadly no, Boaster doesn't win champions, but he wins 2 masters events tho
KregMaster123 [#80]Yeah, they eventually become the second strongest region and win 4 majors in 20 years
it's ok
KregMaster123 [#80]Yeah, they eventually become the second strongest region and win 4 majors in 20 years
vivo keyd will win some champions
KregMaster123 [#82]Sadly no, Boaster doesn't win champions, but he wins 2 masters events tho
will al0rante then win champions?
ragegrexo [#85]will al0rante then win champions?
Yeah al0rante wins one champions,
He plays insanely well in the year 2024 and get's picked up by a new big org in 2025 with many other great benched players , and they win the 2025 champions
Backoxy [#89]will turkey win a major tournament on the valorant stage
yeah they win 2 in the year 2033 and 2034, it was the peak of turkish valorant, with big viewerships and all
EpicGamerGamingEpicly [#91]what is the highest peak viewership that a valorant match gets? and which teams are playing in it?
2029 major finals, 7.2M Viewers live on twitch and youtube combined and 25000 Offline crowd
SEN vs G2
SEN win that match 3-2, Very close match with one map going double OT
sussybaka [#93]Is ELO Hell real, and why?
yep,
many people buy fake accounts in valorant in the future cuz valo ranks become a living status for people, and so due to these people, the real good people can't rank up and ranked is criticized every single act and riot ignores it blatantly and keeps on launching skins and agents
there will be 45 agents within 6 years
yungbasel [#102]Will there be doping scandals in Valorant? Will any coaches get caught taking cocaine @ LAN?
yep just for 1 time tho
can't reveal the team name or the coach name sry
ItsShadowXD [#111]Will Pakistan ever win champs? Will I ever get good at Valorant?
Not champs, but masters they win one
for the second question : NO
MilanTheMyth [#113]Will I ever get Gold?
No, you derank to bronze cuz you are so frustrated with the ranking systems and matchmakings that you start throwing ranked matches
makoidk [#109]Can i become a time traveler like you
For that you will have to play Valorant for 200hours straight without sleeping,eating,breathing,drinking
KregMaster123 [#116]No, you derank to bronze cuz you are so frustrated with the ranking systems and matchmakings that you start throwing ranked matches
atleady happened
Angry [#119]do i end up being a sentinels player by 2030? im bronze but grinding to be TenZ's iconic duo. if so, will we win some Majors??
Yes, u replace zombs and sentinels wins the 2029 major :)
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