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Kickoff is so ass

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#1
elysxxm

bro these valorant kickoff events are such a MASSIVE joke like who even asked for this LOW effort trash they hype it up like it’s gonna be CRAZY and then it’s just a bunch of boring matches that FADE out of relevance the second the years over. everything about it feels so TAPERED like teams start so good then run out of strats mid way through and don’t even get me started on how it’s supposed to be all sneaky and mysterious with the draws, how they reveal them a month before the matches like bro your a MEME and the games end up being completely predictable.

#2
foythvlr
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thats because its, indeed, a kickoff. its the start of the season. most teams are still figuring out stuff. its almost an offseason event but it classifies to a major

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kfan4238173
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totally agree, man. these events feel like a joke when they Hype them up so much And deliver such mid-level effort. the matches might as Well not exist if they’re Knowingly forgotten as soon as The year ends. and yeah, the way teams burn out halfway through is so frustrating it’s like they show up with one Undercooked good idea And nothing else.

the "sneaky" vibe with the draws is such a meme too. what’s the point of pretending it’s mysterious if they just drop the info a month early? it takes away all the suspense. and don’t even get me started on how Haggard the games are. like, at least try to give us some surprises. the whole thing feels like it’s trying to be big but just falls flat.

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cameran
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thats why kickoff matches are mickey mouse, its just about who dumps the most strats in the beginning games

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Aayan
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kfan4238173 [#3]

totally agree, man. these events feel like a joke when they Hype them up so much And deliver such mid-level effort. the matches might as Well not exist if they’re Knowingly forgotten as soon as The year ends. and yeah, the way teams burn out halfway through is so frustrating it’s like they show up with one Undercooked good idea And nothing else.

the "sneaky" vibe with the draws is such a meme too. what’s the point of pretending it’s mysterious if they just drop the info a month early? it takes away all the suspense. and don’t even get me started on how Haggard the games are. like, at least try to give us some surprises. the whole thing feels like it’s trying to be big but just falls flat.

took me a second

#6
elysxxm
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Aayan [#5]

took me a second

I can’t see it can you explain I’m illiterate

#7
Dybala21
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Less tourney= complain
More tourney = complain

Don't watch then

#8
Big_Potato
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Dybala21 [#7]

Less tourney= complain
More tourney = complain

Don't watch then

Fr these mfs complain bout everything especially elysxxm and gamergirl 🤦‍♂️

#9
elysxxm
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Big_Potato [#8]

Fr these mfs complain bout everything especially elysxxm and gamergirl 🤦‍♂️

Bro read the capitalized words lmao

#10
elysxxm
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Dybala21 [#7]

Less tourney= complain
More tourney = complain

Don't watch then

Read capitalized words

#11
delighted
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most teams aren't going to be great when it's literally the start of the season

things will heat up in Stage 1 and 2

#12
c4rrotstix
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elysxxm [#6]

I can’t see it can you explain I’m illiterate

Hype
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Well
Knowingly

The
Undercooked
And
Haggard

#13
BoF7ooM
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Low taper faeeeaaa 🎶

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