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Fluked to Map 5 and got lucky it even reached OT.
These frauds were gifted a Tier 1 spot, absolute trash team.
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Dos9... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you smoke the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the vandal mag, and that gorgeous sim you have. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you lose. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game. you're a great husband for me and great father for me , sometimes I call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day play your last match. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the last hour. I remember when you first left tier2 and its like my heart doubled in size. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Tier 1 because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just want you to return to me. And alas you will my sweet baby boy come home and I’ll rejoice. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2026 you will make history happen. You will come back from 9-3 in the finals of map 5 and I will believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and hear my glorious king exclaim these words, "BOOM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting better but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Dos9.☺️♥️🫶🏻
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