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if sellshits joined NV

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#1
kanyefan4238173

zellsis said on stream that if he wasnt banned by riot in 2021, he would have joined envy instead of marved as the smokes player.

  • xset purer would have made berlin (with xset and zekken and them)
  • 100t would have played berlin grand final
  • 100t would have made champs 21. c9 still make it too
  • c9 make reykjavik
  • reykjavik is won by loud, zeta makes grand final, most one sided final of all time ensues.
  • FAZE MAKE COPENHAGEN
  • loud dont get grouped, make the final before losing to fpx
  • xset, faze and 100t are the champs 22 reps for na
  • final is played between loud and drx where loud win again
  • s0m replaces zellsis for 2023, effectively ending this storyline
  • however, yay would have joined a different na team in 2023, perhaps one in tier 2 or wherever else. he would have been a full time jett/senti player like he was on andbox, he wouldnt be dropped from c9 for his contract, and never have joined bleed

notable historical changes:

  • na would have only won 1 trophy before franchising
  • loud would have finished 1st, 2nd, and 1st in 2022 (brazil more trophies than na at the time)
  • zeta and drx would have made grand finals but lost them
  • apac would have had a 0-5 record in grand finals before masters shanghai.
  • faze would have made 2 international events (copenhagen and champs 22)
  • the goat of valorant would have been aspas/sacy, rather than chronicle as it stands currently

maybe riot knew what they were doing

#2
nobody___100
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thank fuck we got marved instead

#3
kanyefan4238173
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you also wouldnt be able to equip optic flair, because that team would have never been relevant enough to keep it after not making franchising

also yay would have been a worse dicey, dicey would be the one making internationals and yay would be farming regionally instead

#4
dort
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hurts my stomach just thinking that was ever a possibility
would've been the downfall of NA if that happened

#5
Denjisideals
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Funnily enough, he still has the same number of international trophies as the optic players and is now employed unlike people on that roster
Who would have thought
There's gotta be something that keeps the guy in teams no?

#6
kanyefan4238173
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nepotism, marketing, and twerking

#7
Denjisideals
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Gotta be more
Everyone who plays with him keeps singing praises of the guy
Even FNS
Makes me mad honestly at times but maybe we aren't smart enough

#11
c4rrotstix
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nepotism is so overused we gotta make a new word to use for baseless slander

better term:
unjustifiable job favoritism

#12
Harapan845
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that ... that's what nepotism is

#14
c4rrotstix
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is nepotism not just for family members?

#16
kanyefan4238173
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it can work for friends too

like v1nny going to loud because of pancada

#18
Harapan845
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yup

#8
washedradiant
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Zellsis was better than marved

#9
SeanCombs
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yeah he was better at being my lil oiled up femboy

#10
dilla
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I really wanna know what he said to riot staff that got him suspended

#13
femboyenjoyer
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cant imagine the goat being replaced by zellshits

#15
Kiko
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damn, i wish zellshits joined then. babybay finally would've proven that hes the goat

#17
kanyefan4238173
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we needed babybay at an international so bad ;(

#19
Kiko
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fr. I still think they would've made it had they not been forced to switch where they were playing at mid game against xset.

#20
catNmouse
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tenz would’ve retired earlier

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