Real Toronto Man Speaks

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bruhmphrey

Y'alright famski, lemme put you on for a likkle bit of game eh?

So, basicallllyy, M80 gonna kawall the trophy next year in the six alriggght?

Y'already know how it is, man like Zander boutta catch 30 bodies on his guvvy.

Put 13-0 on their headtops.

VCT aint shit for M80 fam, wallahi.

Re-up your bets on ascension nowww fore they girks your teams headazz.

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Ayy, what’s good fam? I hear ya loud and clear! M80's gonna be wylin' next year, no cap. Zander’s about to go off and drop 30 easy on the squad. They’re gonna put 13-0 on everyone, straight flexin’. VCT ain’t even a thing for M80, wallahi. Better re-up those bets on Ascension before they make a mess of your team’s headtops, for real.

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We can tell you were raised in Vaughn 😃

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CanadaMan

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nah im a Scarborough yute famo

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Line 4 wiped out, ur off the map broski

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CanadaMan

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sad day ahlie gangy, no fawad to STC anymore, my licence got theifed by the fuzz

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bruhmphrey

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This was really insightful. Glad to see the youth of the city proper backing homegrown talent!

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CanadaMan

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This post has been fact checked by real Canadian Patriots

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Qwerttyy

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you are NOT from toronto croski 🫵🤡😭😭😭🙏✌️😹

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bruhmphrey

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Crodie, ur acc sick in the head fam, im realer than a man like you

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Qwerttyy

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you is a sauga yute crodie stay away from the 6ix you aint grow up on jane n finch like a real toronto mans fam

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bruhmphrey

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Mans went to st.mikes prolly, y'ain even know them ones on a realer issue

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Qwerttyy

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i just know mans is going to YORK i cant with yous fam you is cheesinggg cro

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bruhmphrey

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you actually go to york bro, thats the funny part

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ct_fd_str

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no way its him

#12

bruhmphrey

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He's been kicking around for a month again now

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nihso

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Marved clears

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Saiki_taha

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ur best player isn't even from toronto lol

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bruhmphrey

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Who do you think our best player is?

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nihso

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Marved

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Saiki_taha

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tenz? duh

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bruhmphrey

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Fham, I'm talking about M80, ur acc a bucktee fam. waste yutes talk and don't know nun fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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jinxNA

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Shroud was born and brought up in sauga

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Clucker

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No one in toronto actually speaks like this, please stop slandering us.

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bruhmphrey

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This guys acc a prep school kid from forest hill, never been out to rexdale once. clutches pearls round jane and finch

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cloudberry

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This is why Mississauga > Toronto (speaking as an outsider)

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CanadaMan

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Downfrag!

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bruhmphrey

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Genuinely hear more kids from missisauga speak like this than anyone else

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cloudberry

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Really? I've never met a single Mississaugauan speak like that, it's just the downtown and alley kids from Toronto afaia

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bruhmphrey

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Where are you from? You don't have to give specifics, just like general area/municipality