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Real Toronto Man Speaks

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#1
bruhmphrey

Y'alright famski, lemme put you on for a likkle bit of game eh?

So, basicallllyy, M80 gonna kawall the trophy next year in the six alriggght?

Y'already know how it is, man like Zander boutta catch 30 bodies on his guvvy.

Put 13-0 on their headtops.

VCT aint shit for M80 fam, wallahi.

Re-up your bets on ascension nowww fore they girks your teams headazz.

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Ayy, what’s good fam? I hear ya loud and clear! M80's gonna be wylin' next year, no cap. Zander’s about to go off and drop 30 easy on the squad. They’re gonna put 13-0 on everyone, straight flexin’. VCT ain’t even a thing for M80, wallahi. Better re-up those bets on Ascension before they make a mess of your team’s headtops, for real.

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This was really insightful. Glad to see the youth of the city proper backing homegrown talent!

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CanadaMan [#2]

Ayy, what’s good fam? I hear ya loud and clear! M80's gonna be wylin' next year, no cap. Zander’s about to go off and drop 30 easy on the squad. They’re gonna put 13-0 on everyone, straight flexin’. VCT ain’t even a thing for M80, wallahi. Better re-up those bets on Ascension before they make a mess of your team’s headtops, for real.

We can tell you were raised in Vaughn 😃

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CanadaMan
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This post has been fact checked by real Canadian Patriots

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bruhmphrey [#4]

We can tell you were raised in Vaughn 😃

nah im a Scarborough yute famo

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Qwerttyy
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you are NOT from toronto croski 🫵🤡😭😭😭🙏✌️😹

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CanadaMan [#6]

nah im a Scarborough yute famo

Line 4 wiped out, ur off the map broski

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Qwerttyy [#7]

you are NOT from toronto croski 🫵🤡😭😭😭🙏✌️😹

Crodie, ur acc sick in the head fam, im realer than a man like you

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bruhmphrey [#8]

Line 4 wiped out, ur off the map broski

sad day ahlie gangy, no fawad to STC anymore, my licence got theifed by the fuzz

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Qwerttyy [#7]

you are NOT from toronto croski 🫵🤡😭😭😭🙏✌️😹

no way its him

#12
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ct_fd_str [#11]

no way its him

He's been kicking around for a month again now

#13
nihso
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Marved clears

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Saiki_taha
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ur best player isn't even from toronto lol

#15
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Saiki_taha [#14]

ur best player isn't even from toronto lol

Who do you think our best player is?

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nihso
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bruhmphrey [#15]

Who do you think our best player is?

Marved

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Clucker
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No one in toronto actually speaks like this, please stop slandering us.

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bruhmphrey [#15]

Who do you think our best player is?

tenz? duh

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bruhmphrey
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Saiki_taha [#18]

tenz? duh

Fham, I'm talking about M80, ur acc a bucktee fam. waste yutes talk and don't know nun fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Clucker [#17]

No one in toronto actually speaks like this, please stop slandering us.

This guys acc a prep school kid from forest hill, never been out to rexdale once. clutches pearls round jane and finch

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Qwerttyy
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bruhmphrey [#9]

Crodie, ur acc sick in the head fam, im realer than a man like you

you is a sauga yute crodie stay away from the 6ix you aint grow up on jane n finch like a real toronto mans fam

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Qwerttyy [#21]

you is a sauga yute crodie stay away from the 6ix you aint grow up on jane n finch like a real toronto mans fam

Mans went to st.mikes prolly, y'ain even know them ones on a realer issue

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bruhmphrey [#22]

Mans went to st.mikes prolly, y'ain even know them ones on a realer issue

i just know mans is going to YORK i cant with yous fam you is cheesinggg cro

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Qwerttyy [#23]

i just know mans is going to YORK i cant with yous fam you is cheesinggg cro

you actually go to york bro, thats the funny part

#25
cloudberry
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This is why Mississauga > Toronto (speaking as an outsider)

#26
CanadaMan
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cloudberry [#25]

This is why Mississauga > Toronto (speaking as an outsider)

Downfrag!

#27
bruhmphrey
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cloudberry [#25]

This is why Mississauga > Toronto (speaking as an outsider)

Genuinely hear more kids from missisauga speak like this than anyone else

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bruhmphrey [#27]

Genuinely hear more kids from missisauga speak like this than anyone else

Really? I've never met a single Mississaugauan speak like that, it's just the downtown and alley kids from Toronto afaia

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cloudberry [#28]

Really? I've never met a single Mississaugauan speak like that, it's just the downtown and alley kids from Toronto afaia

Where are you from? You don't have to give specifics, just like general area/municipality

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bruhmphrey [#15]

Who do you think our best player is?

Shroud was born and brought up in sauga

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