I have returned from September 13, 2025 and I have some amazing news, DRG WON CHAMPS 2025! It was a hard fought battle but DRG beat Trace 3-2 in the Grand Finals of Champs 2025 in one of the most entertaining tournaments in VCT history! Can't wait to see DRG carry on this momentum to next year :)
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number2_cNed_fan [#2]Bait review
6/8, its an obvious and a funny one. No harm done
Thank you for the kind review but not as in depth as mine, 4/8 review of my bait.
User: CanadaMan
Title: Hello to the people from the past
Post contents: I have returned from September 13, 2025 and I have some amazing news, DRG WON CHAMPS 2025! It was a hard fought battle but DRG beat Trace 3-2 in the Grand Finals of Champs 2025 in one of the most entertaining tournaments in VCT history! Can't wait to see DRG carry on this momentum to next year :)
Bait Category: Delusion (might be severe)
Bait Rating: 2 bigbootylatinas out of 8 bigbootylatinas
unknown_trash [#6]But wait, DRG get relegated in 2026 π what do you mean you look forward to what they do "next year"???
if a t2 team makes it to champs they stay in
spe4rch [#7]3 trophies for cn that year making them the goat region. Berlin and kk my kings win the prev two
FPX win the first masters then Trace win the second one while DRG takes Champs
butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#8]User: CanadaMan
Title: Hello to the people from the past
Post contents: I have returned from September 13, 2025 and I have some amazing news, DRG WON CHAMPS 2025! It was a hard fought battle but DRG beat Trace 3-2 in the Grand Finals of Champs 2025 in one of the most entertaining tournaments in VCT history! Can't wait to see DRG carry on this momentum to next year :)
Bait Category: Delusion (might be severe)
Bait Rating: 2 bigbootylatinas out of 8 bigbootylatinas
This is an utter embarrassment and mockery of what I do. You disgust me and I will be speaking with my lawyers
CanadaMan [#11]FPX win the first masters then Trace win the second one while DRG takes Champs
Yes, Trace poach kk from edg for the transfer of the ages beating tenz's transfer
CanadaMan [#13]This is an utter embarrassment and mockery of what I do. You disgust me and I will be speaking with my lawyers
you can't do shit croπ I have Harvey Spectre and Louis Litt as my lawyers πππ
butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#16]you can't do shit croπ I have Harvey Spectre and Louis Litt as my lawyers πππ
I literally got Matt Murdock and Saul Goodman on retainer πππ€£
CanadaMan [#19]I literally got Matt Murdock and Saul Goodman on retainer πππ€£
oh fuck shits gonna be a movie
LycheeBlade [#17]why are people calling this bait? this isn't even bait it's just a shitpost (and a funny one at that)
anyways, hopping on the DRG wagon for 2025. we winning all 3 trophies
Shitposts count as bait technically, I have shitposting as a category when I do my bait reviews. But this isn't a shitpost either. I accidently fell off a magic cliff what feels like 2 years ago and woke up in 2025.
CanadaMan [#22]Shitposts count as bait technically, I have shitposting as a category when I do my bait reviews. But this isn't a shitpost either. I accidently fell off a magic cliff what feels like 2 years ago and woke up in 2025.
guess that's fair. some of the bait on this website is so deranged and brainrot it should have its own word for it
bruhmphrey [#18]Theyre gonna switch champs to october! clearly fake! real time travellers would know the time they came from!!
no they moved it back to August just starting mid August instead as some external factors having to do with Venue availability.
nutab1e [#23]What happens when a mod isn't donated bits properly
This is real, I fell off a magic cliff and woke up in August of 2024. That was 1 month ago now
Hello earthlings, I am xlorb, a citizen of planet Γ53Ζ1ΓΕ. I am 65 light years ahead of your civilization and have witnessed Dragon Ranger Gaming just win valorant's 5th intergalactic championship. The game wasn't even close, DRG absolutely dismantled E.T. 3-0 with Tvirusluke the 93267175th dropping 200 kills. Absolute cinema from the Chinese org, can't wait till the next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP in 90 light years when this message reaches earth.
Prancer [#29]Hello earthlings, I am xlorb, a citizen of planet Γ53Ζ1ΓΕ. I am 65 light years ahead of your civilization and have witnessed Dragon Ranger Gaming just win valorant's 5th intergalactic championship. The game wasn't even close, DRG absolutely dismantled E.T. 3-0 with Tvirusluke the 93267175th dropping 200 kills. Absolute cinema from the Chinese org, can't wait till the next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP in 90 light years when this message reaches earth.
a light year is a distance, not a time unit D:
Prancer [#29]Hello earthlings, I am xlorb, a citizen of planet Γ53Ζ1ΓΕ. I am 65 light years ahead of your civilization and have witnessed Dragon Ranger Gaming just win valorant's 5th intergalactic championship. The game wasn't even close, DRG absolutely dismantled E.T. 3-0 with Tvirusluke the 93267175th dropping 200 kills. Absolute cinema from the Chinese org, can't wait till the next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP in 90 light years when this message reaches earth.
DRG will win that next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP
LycheeBlade [#30]a light year is a distance, not a time unit D:
We aliens use it as a measurement of time (hence the word "year" in the word) your earthling language is very confusing
CanadaMan [#31]DRG will win that next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP
I have bad news about Canada in 5 years
CanadaMan [#4]Thank you for the kind review but not as in depth as mine, 4/8 review of my bait.
User: CanadaMan
Title: Hello to the people from the past!
Post contents: I hate DRG (y r they better than Tyloo)
Although CN is an ever improving region for Valorant, they still have a long way to go.
They are inconsistent as a region, and are undisciplined in their gameplay (I do actually watch CN valorant)
FPX and Trace both showed promise and came out swinging just to fall hard in VCT Champs 2024.
DRG won ascension last year and already one of the best CN teams
They are the epiphany of w key gaming (like old PRX).
DRG already qualified for a Masters event this year.
DRG has too much potential (beat Trace and EDG)
They are going to farm international events in the near future I fear.
Date and time: Aug 14, 2024 at 9:31 EST
Bait category: Shitpost
Absolute Cinema as the kids would say. Everything Canadaman does is incredible, he is a bait artist. But is this really bait? I believe Canadaman's curse to make vo0kashu's tummy ache came to fruition, thus saving the health of Valorant
Total Bait rating = 6/8
Klick1108 [#34]User: CanadaMan
Title: Hello to the people from the past!
Post contents: I hate DRG (y r they better than Tyloo)Although CN is an ever improving region for Valorant, they still have a long way to go.
They are inconsistent as a region, and are undisciplined in their gameplay (I do actually watch CN valorant)
FPX and Trace both showed promise and came out swinging just to fall hard in VCT Champs 2024.
DRG won ascension last year and already one of the best CN teams
They are the epiphany of w key gaming (like old PRX).
DRG already qualified for a Masters event this year.
DRG has too much potential (beat Trace and EDG)
They are going to farm international events in the near future I fear.
Date and time: Aug 14, 2024 at 9:31 EST
Bait category: Shitpost
Absolute Cinema as the kids would say. Everything Canadaman does is incredible, he is a bait artist. But is this really bait? I believe Canadaman's curse to make vo0kashu's tummy ache came to fruition, thus saving the health of Valorant
Total Bait rating = 6/8
this reply has been fact checked by true patriots and has been found to be untrue and has been classified as misinformation
unknown_trash [#6]But wait, DRG get relegated in 2026 π what do you mean you look forward to what they do "next year"???
on this:
Is it suddenly wrong to call out the faults of a country? But of course you have the same attitude as the british government. If you sweep it under the rug for long enough, maybe everyone will forget. The British have never apologised or have never given reparations for tearing half the world apart, and even now they serve foreign interests more than the people themselves. But the far right extremists tell you to blame all these "ungrateful" immigrants for ruining the country when it was the government's doing all along. The other person is right, most of the UK sucks to live in. There's nothing wrong with saying that. In fact, I would argue that sometimes it's worse to not talk about it.
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im not saying its bad to dislike the uk, i dont like living in the uk, i dont live in the uk. i know the healthcare is bad, took my relatives 13 hours to get an ambulance. but the op saying he hates democracy is what I was getting at.
"the british have never apologised or have never given repartaions for tearing half the world apart"
- its the past? do you see the italy paying back reparations for rome destroying civilizations? no.
do you see muslims paying back eastern europeans for enslaving them? no.
overall the uk has contributed significantly to the modern world. the uk spent 20 million pounds (40% of their national budget) in 1883 to free all slaves in their empire. they just finished paying that off.
If reparations were pursued for all historical wrongs, it would set an endless precedent, making it impractical.
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