linus seggs tips

might be getting laid this weekend, any tips?

tell them you watch professional valorant

get off this site

might

Asking a question on VLR WILL lower this probability.

bruhmphrey [#4]

might

Asking a question on VLR WILL lower this probability.

he was doomed the moment he joined this site

Spit on that thing

what?

Eyedd [#6]

Spit on that thing

what thing

luckypleb [#8]

what thing

the canoe / the paddle not sure what your in to 👍

Eyedd [#6]

Spit on that thing

HAWK TUAH

Make sure he feels good too :)

seggs tips

HUH

BabyWizard [#11]

Make sure he feels good too :)

it's a she dammit

start talking about playoffs halfway thru

?

DuD5K1S [#9]

the canoe / the paddle not sure what your in to 👍

canoe / paddle is crazy im stealing this fs 😭😭😭

luckypleb [#13]

it's a she dammit

make sure she knows the downfall of T1

kalo mau keliatan tahan lama, kocok dulu sekali (sejam/setengah jam sebelum main), selalu pake kondom, regret always comes later bang, foreplay agak lama gpp yang penting basah doi, kalo engga ga enak (for both of u), mending nyewa jablay

badutsirkus [#18]

kalo mau keliatan tahan lama, kocok dulu sekali (sejam/setengah jam sebelum main), selalu pake kondom, regret always comes later bang, foreplay agak lama gpp yang penting basah doi, kalo engga ga enak (for both of u), mending nyewa jablay

bang foreplay? holy luckypleb dropping 31 tonight

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#19]

bang foreplay? holy luckypleb dropping 31 tonight

considering luckypleb asking for sex related advice on vlr, he's going to have minus K/D/A

Just make sure no one is at home bro , make sure there's no leak in your condom

Btw 3 sizes?

Bro boutta bait her into believing T1 is a competent team

luckypleb [#13]

it's a she dammit

you sure?

BabyWizard [#24]

you sure?

ya i saw her boobas 😳

luckypleb [#25]

ya i saw her boobas 😳

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english or spanish

badutsirkus [#18]

kalo mau keliatan tahan lama, kocok dulu sekali (sejam/setengah jam sebelum main), selalu pake kondom, regret always comes later bang, foreplay agak lama gpp yang penting basah doi, kalo engga ga enak (for both of u), mending nyewa jablay

kalo kocok dulu takutnya abis ntar

tell her how handsome is xccurate

badutsirkus [#18]

kalo mau keliatan tahan lama, kocok dulu sekali (sejam/setengah jam sebelum main), selalu pake kondom, regret always comes later bang, foreplay agak lama gpp yang penting basah doi, kalo engga ga enak (for both of u), mending nyewa jablay

blud met her on the worst dating app

i don't think he's doing any foreplay LMAOOOO

why tf i thought you were getting laid off by linus tech tips 💀

I never understand the thought process of why people say these things on vlr.gg
flexing to plebs?
baiting?
I will never knmow

h1gh_fall [#27]

english or spanish

Portuguese

IonlywatchvcjXD [#26]

Padded

^^

run away from this site and never look back

Epicgamer69 [#32]

I never understand the thought process of why people say these things on vlr.gg
flexing to plebs?
baiting?
I will never knmow

Joyous things should be shared with those around us no?

geospliced [#36]

Joyous things should be shared with those around us no?

maybe, but this is vlr.gg
I am sure many people have "Joyous" things to be said, but choose not to since its vlr.gg

Epicgamer69 [#37]

maybe, but this is vlr.gg
I am sure many people have "Joyous" things to be said, but choose not to since its vlr.gg

You’re right but a community is still a community and some people may hold vlr to higher regards than others

when you're done say you need a timeout, go out of the room and talk to your imaginary coach then ask if she's ready for map 2

When ur done shower