i am going to buy a puppy

which breed should i buy? and what shud i name ? (i wanna name him/her something that is an inside joke among valo community)

her dog

please dont name him a valo community inside joke

dawg

Bro its ur dog, please pick a breed that u like and a name that is actually good and meaningful. If ppl ask about ur dog and its related to a game, thats gonna look real bad. Probably research the breeds- what color u like, size, fluff or none, etc

Okobotro 🗿

Name it y0y

Poge [#3]

please dont name him a valo community inside joke

dawg

Bro thinks they gonna all laugh and clap after he says the dogs name is Botssi

there is a vast multitude of breeds. tell me what kind of dog you want; toy, working, friendly, ferocious, guard, etc

Owen16 ( You could just call it owen )

giantnutsack12345 [#7]

Bro thinks they gonna all laugh and clap after he says the dogs name is Botssi

yes hes gonna get bullied by other dogs 😥

KlystroN [#8]

there is a vast multitude of breeds. tell me what kind of dog you want; toy, working, friendly, ferocious, guard, etc

something that is very cute and playful as a puppy but grows up to be a ferocious beast who protects me

LifeIsALie [#11]

something that is very cute and playful as a puppy but grows up to be a ferocious beast who protects me

Golden retriever. Whenever my friend got a golden retriever as a puppy he was very playful, but now he jumps on me. I personally have a golden doodle who is very cute and playful, but won't really protect you later in life. Golden doodle's are also one of the easier breeds to take care of.

LifeIsALie [#11]

something that is very cute and playful as a puppy but grows up to be a ferocious beast who protects me

cane corso

name him fartpiss

no shot dawg wants his dogs name to be an inside vlr joke 😭

benmaimoon [#13]

cane corso

that shit looks ugly af

don't buy just adopt one

adopt dont shop

adopt a dog at a rescue
if you want a cute but then great dog for protection, german shepard
don't name it after VLR inside jokes. only one I've seen here that's funny/would work is Owen
Juan also works for people going juan in 6 like owen 5
Potter is a cute name as well for a girl

LifeIsALie [#16]

that shit looks ugly af

okay then...
rottweiler is the dog you need

LifeIsALie [#16]

that shit looks ugly af

What a fucking idiot

I have four puppies in my bedroom, and while 2 of them have guaranteed homes, we might end up with 1 without. Weimaraners btw.

get a golden retriever and name him babysasuke

Get a dumb dog if it's a house dog TBH unless you have a lot of time to take the dog out. Intelligent dogs are more hyper, like Border Collies, Poodles and etc. A dumber dog is usually more chill. My favorite breed is a Border Collie though, they're so smart but also hyper.

dont buy, adopt. :)

This is sad 💀

Ballsamolee [#12]

Golden retriever. Whenever my friend got a golden retriever as a puppy he was very playful, but now he jumps on me. I personally have a golden doodle who is very cute and playful, but won't really protect you later in life. Golden doodle's are also one of the easier breeds to take care of.

The dog just wants to play, he doesn't dislike you because he jumps. If he didn't like you, he'd just growl, yeah?

Also, breed is not as much of a factor as actually training the damn dog. Any large breeds, from shepards, to bulldogs, to Rottweilers can be as playful as your toy breed without training.

Jwiw [#24]

Get a dumb dog if it's a house dog TBH unless you have a lot of time to take the dog out. Intelligent dogs are more hyper, like Border Collies, Poodles and etc. A dumber dog is usually more chill. My favorite breed is a Border Collie though, they're so smart but also hyper.

Potentially the dumbest comment I have ever read in relation to animals. I hope you never end up owning one.

giantnutsack12345 [#7]

Bro thinks they gonna all laugh and clap after he says the dogs name is Botssi

please name your dog giantnutsack12345

bit biased but you should look at the boxer breed, they are very nice but will also protect you and their territory. For the name though, I recommend choosing something you wont regret, and something thats simple so that the dog is able to understand when you are calling for it.

Name him him Victor just like NRG Victor

Its a cure name

Shuaaa [#27]

The dog just wants to play, he doesn't dislike you because he jumps. If he didn't like you, he'd just growl, yeah?

Also, breed is not as much of a factor as actually training the damn dog. Any large breeds, from shepards, to bulldogs, to Rottweilers can be as playful as your toy breed without training.

It is definitely a factor. My golden doodle barely barks because most golden doodles don’t bark and also he doesn’t shed, so it is a bit lower maintenance. Also i meant to add on that my friend’s dog used to jump on people because he realized he can knock them over because he weighs like almost a 100 pounds. He also used to bark at other dogs and people on the street and sometimes tried to chase them. I’m just highlighting my personal experience and it definitely isn’t the same for everyone.

LifeIsALie [#11]

something that is very cute and playful as a puppy but grows up to be a ferocious beast who protects me

german shepherd is good. ferocious, cute too.