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Domination [#10]Don't get it
Are Aussies all weird?🗿
Wtf Racist just because Im weird dont mean all Aussie are
CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#16]mother
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Cryo Zandeer Derrek enjoyer can we be friends u always respond to my posts
amyayayy [#15]shame why???????????
this person has been terrorising this site with "hiiiii" + all those stupid emojis, and acting like a cotton candy (sweet on the outside but shallow on the inside) and you didnt see that stupid title of this post??
h786 [#20]this person has been terrorising this site with "hiiiii" + all those stupid emojis, and acting like a cotton candy (sweet on the outside but shallow on the inside) and you didnt see that stupid title of this post??
whats wrong w cotton candies theyre nice :(
h786 [#20]this person has been terrorising this site with "hiiiii" + all those stupid emojis, and acting like a cotton candy (sweet on the outside but shallow on the inside) and you didnt see that stupid title of this post??
U lierally saw a selfie of me and U still think this Wtf
Its not like i cheated On u
lielahh [#22]U lierally saw a selfie of me and U still think this Wtf
Its not like i cheated On u
i did not consent to this scenario.
amyayayy [#30]who the fuck is she help
the world will know. about jane remover. 😕 (shes my favorite artist you guys should check her music out)
makoidk [#35]the world will know. about jane remover. 😕 (shes my favorite artist you guys should check her music out)
how much she pay u bro
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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