Woman ruined my life

I just realised that literally everything I do is to get woman
My career, the way I speak and interact with people, my taste in music and media

Without a woman I'm just a husk of a man on VLR, I'm left with nothing

The worst part is I don't think girls realise that everything I do around them is practiced,
most of my breakups are me getting bored once I've seen then naked

I have become the fuckboy that I always looked down upon,
all to distract myself from the fact that my best friend won't fall in love with me and have a fairy tale ending

ALLAT

https://www.vlr.gg/219937/xd-random-girls

Time for bed, Faraday.

Sadge

what

Faraday depression arc ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

most of my breakups

vlr users don't have girls

 once I've seen then naked

Touch some Grass🌚

n1cf [#3]

https://www.vlr.gg/219937/xd-random-girls

The best friend is the xd random girl,
a cautionary tale my friend

Lelouch_Chaudhary [#8]

most of my breakups

vlr users don't have girls

 once I've seen then naked

Touch some Grass🌚

It's sad that some weird people still refer to girls as bitches. Grow up

canyon [#10]

It's sad that some weird people still refer to girls as bitches. Grow up

what are you talking about? what you smoking??

Faraday didn't u said you were gay????

im confused now

Lelouch_Chaudhary [#8]

most of my breakups

vlr users don't have girls

 once I've seen then naked

Touch some Grass🌚

Sorry mate, VLR isn't a safe space for basement dwelling losers :(
here you go hltv.org

Sadge

FDWC- [#12]

Faraday didn't u said you were gay????

im confused now

I swing both ways my brother,
play the whole field and you always come out on top

Faraday [#13]

Sorry mate, VLR isn't a safe space for basement dwelling losers :(
here you go hltv.org

Thanks, bye!

canyon [#10]

It's sad that some weird people still refer to girls as bitches. Grow up

Awww snowflake white knight is mad 🥺

What do you say to women when they themselves are calling them like that ? " We are bad b " ? As long as he's using it not to offend anyone personally it's fine . But you decided to get offended by it kkkkkkk

Faraday [#15]

I swing both ways my brother,
play the whole field and you always come out on top

so ur a bisexual?

Whenever I see a New Zealand user, and this may be a little weird to say, I can't help but try to say their name in my head using the thickest imitation of a kiwi accent that I can muster. There's just something about all the oceanic accents that's just...mesmerizing, but I really can't point out what it is exactly.

FDWC- [#18]

so ur a bisexual?

yesir

Have you taken your pills, Sir Faraday?

i want one

tomaz [#22]

i want one

When you have one you don't want one
When you don't have one you'd kill for one

Everybody wants what they can't have, the curse of mankind

Madapunda69 [#17]

Awww snowflake white knight is mad 🥺

What do you say to women when they themselves are calling them like that ? " We are bad b " ? As long as he's using it not to offend anyone personally it's fine . But you decided to get offended by it kkkkkkk

ahh wait you have W takes

Nachtel [#19]

Whenever I see a New Zealand user, and this may be a little weird to say, I can't help but try to say their name in my head using the thickest imitation of a kiwi accent that I can muster. There's just something about all the oceanic accents that's just...mesmerizing, but I really can't point out what it is exactly.

I thought i was the only one doing it subconsciously 😂 my girlfriend is kiwi so everytime i see an oce flag here in vlr, my brain will subconsciously use her voice and accent while mentally reading the oce users post 😅

Faraday [#23]

When you have one you don't want one
When you don't have one you'd kill for one

Everybody wants what they can't have, the curse of mankind

bro's preaching fax

Faraday [#23]

When you have one you don't want one
When you don't have one you'd kill for one

Everybody wants what they can't have, the curse of mankind

W - isdom

Faraday [#15]

I swing both ways my brother,
play the whole field and you always come out on top

W take

most of my breakups are me getting bored after seeing them naked

How shallow are you?

Madapunda69 [#17]

Awww snowflake white knight is mad 🥺

What do you say to women when they themselves are calling them like that ? " We are bad b " ? As long as he's using it not to offend anyone personally it's fine . But you decided to get offended by it kkkkkkk

please don’t call us bitches lmao

Cresp [#29]

most of my breakups are me getting bored after seeing them naked

How shallow are you?

I don't know if I love the thought of being with them, or the thought of not being alone
I end up realising once I start with them that they don't make me feel like the my ex did,
and that all I enjoyed about their company was the chase

Faraday [#15]

I swing both ways my brother,
play the whole field and you always come out on top

so how does it feel to take it from behind?💀

p1ay2ac3 [#33]

so how does it feel to take it from behind?💀

bend over and ill show u

s0ber [#34]

bend over and ill show u

why are you GÆ?

dont put girls on top 1 priority. hang out with your friends and enjoy the moment with them. if u gonna hook up with someone that night ok, if not, its ok as well. and u dont need to have something serious with someone just because u keep talking after fking, but its important to tell the person that u dont wanna have anything serious in the moment. just be honest and clear with people u r fking. tmj

I just asked a girl out yesterday and I forgot that the major exam(graduation exam) was literally in 4months so she said no..now things are so awkward :(

Lol

feels

FrenchToast [#31]

please don’t call us bitches lmao

at this point they are defo not baiting, this is straight up sexism and why do they got such a big ego like who even are u madapunda69?😭😭😭😭

FrenchToast [#31]

please don’t call us bitches lmao

You're a woman frenchtoast? Sorry for what I've said to u in the past

I know some girls who don't like people who like them.
maybe...

Man wtf is this

As the philosopher Piton used to say, who had none other than Karl Marx as a disciple. Everything in life depends on how much you want to fuck someone, you work, to fuck someone, you study, to fuck someone...

bro stop that's too real

Biggest waffler award goes to.

yaiima0 [#46]

Biggest waffler award goes to.

it's offseason, I can waffle is I want to

idc tbh im sorry

do jim

i'm sorry to say but we don't care plus you must be a really boring and unlikable person irl i could be wrong but i'm old enough to know a lot of people like you and they are all dickheads

I feel for u bro but at the same time I feel like the title of ur post is contrary to what ur saying. Women didn't ruin ur life, you chose to do "literally everything I do to attract women" Shruge
Not trying to be hard on u when you're going thru it, just saying this might be a perfect time to take some time for yourself, figure out what you want, how u interact with women, etc. and then go back to getting laid after

This thread is weird...not the op's one...makes a lot of sense and I'm sure a lot of people who aren't incels can relate with that but damn there are some insanely weird viewpoints ☠️☠️

Sex is weird thing... especially when u are desperate for it...once u do it with a person....u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body...lot of women these days are like that...lots of women have a great personality and u would want to die just to keep that smile on their face...when u find someone like that I'm sure u will treasure her... till then keep hustling and be nice to them as bad as some of em are

ZhangWei [#41]

You're a woman frenchtoast? Sorry for what I've said to u in the past

🥰🥰🥰

all good !

TmhariMummy [#53]

Sex is weird thing... especially when u are desperate for it...once u do it with a person....u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body...lot of women these days are like that...lots of women have a great personality and u would want to die just to keep that smile on their face...when u find someone like that I'm sure u will treasure her... till then keep hustling and be nice to them as bad as some of em are

u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body.....

In addition to having sex with women, you can also, you know, talk to them?

One of my past friends with benefits, we'd talk about Star Wars after we hooked up. We were friends, we had jokes. You shouldn't have sex with a person that you can't be bothered to have a conversation with

realcavemanshit [#55]

u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body.....

In addition to having sex with women, you can also, you know, talk to them?

One of my past friends with benefits, we'd talk about Star Wars after we hooked up. We were friends, we had jokes. You shouldn't have sex with a person that you can't be bothered to have a conversation with

Lol...read the whole thing