Most Insane Thing happened to me

Hear me out guys today soemthing insane happened to me
So i recently shifted to new city , My friends told me locals of that area are bit wierd so if anyone calls you at there home/hostel don't go , but i over intelligent didn't listened to them

So i few days back i was eating burger from a shop and a guy and a girl came to me , They asked me if i have snapchat and that girl was showing too much interest in me so i gave her my snapchat . When i reached my hostel there were few messages in my phone and i talked to her all night . it was like best timepass for me

One day she invited me for the dinner , we had dinner and she invited me to her home(I thought what a day and finally i will get pussy and my trip here is succesfull)

When i reached her home , his brother was in priest robe or something when i went in , there were lot of people there which i instantly recognised were not from this city
there was i big picture of something seems like their god . They introduced me to everyone and they started give some stuff to drink it was like wine or something

I knew something was off , i acted like i am on call and went a bit outside , I ran so quickly holy shit and then i realised i was wearing only one shose
i ran to my fcking hostel with one shoes it was insane af

and then you woke up

jimjam789 [#2]

and then you woke up

nope its real i swear to god

damn thats insane

mans was high af

in america we call them mormons

i ain reein allat

Okoretro [#7]

i ain reein allat

read it bro its interesting

Mans came close to becoming a satan worshiper for pussy

Ryuji [#8]

read it bro its interesting

They were gonna pull a "Get out" on you

dexter000111 [#9]

Mans came close to becoming a satan worshiper for pussy

:( don't trust anyone in unknown place

Do you live in Ohio

I aint reading allat. Happy for u tho. or sorry that happened

what the hell bro

did you tget pussy or nah

Styling911 [#14]

what the hell bro

did you tget pussy or nah

bro i barely got back alive you are talking abt pussy

Nice imagination bro
You could write a book or something
🤣🤣🤣

Reddit moment

nutab1e [#6]

in america we call them mormons

Man, near my old house there is a Mormon church and the atmosphere there is very strange, the church garden looks like a cemetery and the meeting of the faithful there is always done secretly. Is it like this in the US too?

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#18]

Man, near my old house there is a Mormon church and the atmosphere there is very strange, the church garden looks like a cemetery and the meeting of the faithful there is always done secretly. Is it like this in the US too?

depends. Is the building all white? if yes then it is called a temple, and the meetings are secret. If it is just a normal church though you can walk in whenever you want

Very interesting, sadly i think its time to take your schizophrenia pills

yeah no... I'll take things that didn't happen for a $100

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#18]

Man, near my old house there is a Mormon church and the atmosphere there is very strange, the church garden looks like a cemetery and the meeting of the faithful there is always done secretly. Is it like this in the US too?

Same here too. And for some reason most of the people that go there are insanely rich.( Everyone that goes to the church has high end cars)

What no pussy does to a mf

nutab1e [#19]

depends. Is the building all white? if yes then it is called a temple, and the meetings are secret. If it is just a normal church though you can walk in whenever you want

Yes, the building is all white, so as you said it must be a temple. I lived there for 15 years and during all this time I never saw anyone leaving or entering the temple, but the irrigation system in the garden was always on.

JokesOver [#22]

Same here too. And for some reason most of the people that go there are insanely rich.( Everyone that goes to the church has high end cars)

Like a Masonic church?

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#25]

Like a Masonic church?

Yeah

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#25]

Like a Masonic church?

the rituals they do in the temple are literally based off of masonic rituals

TL;DR: bro almost got roped into a cult over the prospect that he might get some pussy

dawg must've been thinking he was some sort of rizz god up until that point

my man is in "get out"

Bro, u r a lucky boy, keep that girl boy xd

I am not surprised cause anything can happen in India.

Boy was about to be sacrificed to some niche greek god.

I have faced similar experiences in japan. Not at this extent but I came through and talked to quite a few girls who were in religious cults. they get close to you through bumble/tinder/meetup app and ask you to join their "religious group". these girls are really young too with the heads being 25 year old guys/women. These type of things are very common around the world.

I would also like to add your life was in no danger, they're school/college going kids who have a lot of free time so they got swayed to this lifestyle. some traditions include blood marks on hands but nothing more than that. They are also not going to follow you if you live your life and dont threaten them about "informing the cops". Just ignore them and you should be fine. You should still block those contacts but dont say anything about hurting them, just tell you're focused on studies and career.

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#24]

Yes, the building is all white, so as you said it must be a temple. I lived there for 15 years and during all this time I never saw anyone leaving or entering the temple, but the irrigation system in the garden was always on.

hmm you would see people entering and leaving in america, could just be less members in brazil. It could also be money laundering
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/mormon-church-has-misled-members-on-100-billion-tax-exempt-investment-fund-whistleblower-alleges/2019/12/16/e3619bd2-2004-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html

Pussy got you acting unwise 💀

Yo that is crazy, what some pussy does to a motherfucker

nutab1e [#6]

in america we call them mormons

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drop the location lets all go raid the house and shit 💀💀💀

Wasn't it an orgy? what was the boy to girl ratio, could be gangbang too

ufc [#39]

Wasn't it an orgy? what was the boy to girl ratio, could be gangbang too

my man still got pussy on his mind

nematoma [#40]

my man still got pussy on his mind

i would fk her religiously

ufc [#41]

i would fk her religiously

Down religiously 💀

SnooTangerines [#32]

I am not surprised cause anything can happen in India.

Boy was about to be sacrificed to some niche greek god.

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