Bonkar rumors?

surprised that no one is picking him up. he was an amazing fragging IGL

I was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. I have no friends so I had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. I had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

You're in luck!
Bonkar has been picked up by the legendary org that brought us the OG guild back in 2020
https://twitter.com/BonkValorant/status/1578047996230516737

F for finest though

godkar

Bonkar is your father