HELP QUICK

MY CRUSH SAYS CONSTANTLY SHE IS BORED / SHE IS COLD. TF DOES THIS MEAN? MAINLY THE COLD PART. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND HOW SHOULD I RESPOND HELPPPP

Ur hallucinating. You should go see a psychiatrist

number1_ScreaM_fan [#2]

Ur hallucinating. You should go see a psychiatrist

I AM NOT

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pdmd7e_vzZ8?&ab_channel=EspecialistaX

^ what she want while you play Val

Go on her ears and whisper

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

firefirefirefire [#5]

Go on her ears and whisper

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

TenZ better because...

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

She prolly interested.
She bored = she wanna do something with you, try to organise something that she/both of you would be into doing, even if its just watching movies or smthn
She cold = Think it's like, she want you to keep her warm and that kinda stuff

She is not bored/ she is not cold

RickyIndian [#6]

TenZ better because...

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

I heckin love tenz

Do I need to give people relationship advice on a VALORANT eSports statistics website XD

if you are wearing a hoodie/sweater/jacket etc and she says shes cold, offer her your hoodie/sweater/jacket
if she says shes bored talk to her idrk

She wants another man, let it go.

I think that she is interested in another man, sorry for the hard truth
Try doing something new and different, might help (or not)

bruh its the summer theres no way shes cold.

she want ur dick

Hug her so she wont be cold anymore

fuck that shit. hit the gym brother. RIGHT NOW

HeyClassic [#7]

She prolly interested.
She bored = she wanna do something with you, try to organise something that she/both of you would be into doing, even if its just watching movies or smthn
She cold = Think it's like, she want you to keep her warm and that kinda stuff

There is sth special that you can do to get her to be no longer cold/bored ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

crush pepelaugh. Its over my dude

Skaydi [#17]

fuck that shit. hit the gym brother. RIGHT NOW

instructions unclear, fucked my gf hard while slamming her body onto the gym wall, therefore hitting the gym right now.

I thought this thread would be about helping qck

BetaSahara [#18]

There is sth special that you can do to get her to be no longer cold/bored ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yo...

Maybe offer her a company? It's a very american thing to do and i'm inexperienced with girls so i don't know really

BetaSahara [#20]

instructions unclear, fucked my gf hard while slamming her body onto the gym wall, therefore hitting the gym right now.

AYO if u r caught fcking ur gf in the gym, all my gym bros will fuck YOU hard
you better watch out son

kzeriar [#21]

I thought this thread would be about helping qck

lmao

Skaydi [#17]

fuck that shit. hit the gym brother. RIGHT NOW

I respect it

Skaydi [#24]

AYO if u r caught fcking ur gf in the gym, all my gym bros will fuck YOU hard
you better watch out son

I see no issues here