happened 8 days before a certain event 🤨

TSM ShoT_UP

sat in my chair in class and fell over

you got one thing right

lmfao this is not over doing it

ayo

nah there’s 1 spot left, other 2 go to aussies

i hope it’s TSM (not bc TSM, but bc 4 NA teams at champions) but most likely is 100t. i think 100t and NV will place around the same at berlin and since NV already has more points they’ll make it to champs

this past week i was on the plane to go to berlin, to go on a honeymoon with C9 alexis. i was pleased to see out the corner of my eye, the entire G2 team preparing to get on the same plane. there was a man looking very distressed in front of me in the metal detector line. i recognized him, but couldn’t put a name to his face. then, as i was wracking my brain to figure out who it was, the security guard says, “alright sir, please place your back on the line and walk through.” he looks right at the G2 team, and reaches in his backpack and pulls out 2 grenades and takes the cap off and throws them. the entire airport erupted in screams. then, instantly, a man named Žygimantas Chmieliauskas jumps to action. he picks up the nades and chucks them so far out the airport window that it goes into an empty field nearby, where no ones’ lives were taken. he then softly kissed me on the forehead and told me it would all be okay.

they lost bind twice in the year 2021, they’ve lost haven and ascent the most since stage 2

went 2/4

ascent is SEN’s permaban, tenz hates breeze

yo también

yeah purest gotta grind to get them out

who

“average on bind” 0/8

who

cheese is nice, classic american and swiss goated

animal lives > human lives

Champion: Crazy Raccoon
MVP: Munchkin
Revelation player: Munchkin
The most solid team: Crazy Raccoon
The biggest flop: Sentinels
The Dark Horses: Crazy Raccoon
The player with the greatest impact: Munchkin
Who will underperform on the LAN: Sentinels, Envy, 100T, Acend, Gambit, VS, VK, HL, Krü, Zeta, Bren, PRX, G2, F4Q, SMB
The most powerful Rifle team: Crazy Raccoon
The best team with the use of utilities: Crazy Raccoon
Funniest Team: Crazy Raccoon

this

fr this guy is washed he needs to go to Project M

shotup consistently hard railing t2, corey consistently just softly fucking t1

factual

OCE prob liked it ik i would

zekken dropping 286 on sova ⁉️

if you guys didn’t know, leviathan’s dog was poisoned by his neighbors and died, very sad for him, but does anyone have any info if the poisoning was intentional or an accident?

Brazilian Butt Lift 3-1 Forfeit

WHAT THE FUCK

crashies, but more like consistent throughout all time

last i checked brazil did not have a gender

you say that bc you’re a sen fan

yeah u right it will be 64 teams

it’s been confirmed that NA LCQ will be on LAN, no crowds and idk where

how does it feel knowing you cost 10x as much as a fine stallion’s semen right now

the top 8 has a lot of good reyna/raze except for TSM but they don’t need another duelist. it sucks that people like shotup and theif can’t be on one of these high level teams bc they’re such good players. genuinely think shotup is prob top 5 reyna NA

in their group predictions vid? if so asuna said they scrimmed them and they were pretty good, no scores or saying who won

flaming hot take: fnatic would be at berlin performing better than all EMEA teams if they clutched out that third map against liquid

probably NSG summer weekly #43

not showing mental health awareness are we?

i want NA to win berlin so i can see 4 NA teams at champions and possibly xset/c9 there

idk but all ik is the best possible winners match is Gambit vs 100T

no it was not go do some research look at challengers 2

underground rapper named fukkit go check him out

FPX thief

written by the published fanfic author, turkey

pretty sure thief followed and beloved in stellar’s style of play and lg disagreed with the way stellar was going with his igl’ing

one time i was shopping for some glasses at the local eye doctor and a saw a sexy man named Žygimantas Chmieliauskas getting his glasses fitted as well. i could do nothing but gaze upon his beauty with my new prescription lenses and it truly opened up a new world to me. unfortunately, i had been drooling for so long that my glasses slipped off of my face and smashed onto the ground. shattered pieces fell into my leg. i cried in despair. how would i be able to see a nasty 1v3 clutch against Sentinels by Žygimantas? then nukkye came over to me and softly caressed my back and sweetly whispered, “it’s ok.” as the eye doctors came over and tried to peel the glass out of my legs as blood was gushing out, but it wasn’t working. that’s when nukkye stepped in and said “i got this”. he then placed his mouth on my leg and slowly pulled out each individual glass shard out of my leg while sage healing my cuts. he looked up to me and the only words that could escape my mouth were, “ez for nukkye.”

idk, nukkye would prob drop 40 on one map on them

wtf why

https://twitter.com/kellysama_/status/1431316599647215623?s=21

this guy is literally dropping 30 bombs every map he’s got the whole ass newlywed buff now

you know as well as i do that d3ffo pulls every single egirl in russia