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facts, qw1 > whiffy

posted about 3 years ago

NA is ass and needs korean imports, EU thinks they're good but are the same as NA, China is cracked, Korea is cracked and sends players to every other region, and once in a while JP or another region has a dark horse

posted about 3 years ago

if I was indian on this site I would have an india flair with a GE or VLT flair while commenting on every thread "Skrossi best"

posted about 3 years ago

Just looked at some of the games I missed and saw GE beat a respectable DWG squad. Hopefully, India gets a spot on Masters next year, or at least they are given an opportunity to qualify for one, as now we know they can compete with even KR's best

posted about 3 years ago

they just need another good jett/duelist to make space on their attack and then they will improve

posted about 3 years ago

he's a raze main but raze was meta like 6 months ago, now they need a consistent entry jett/duelist and yacine just does not feel like to me, which I think is one of the main reason their attack sucks. also acs on Raze is bloated since literally all her abilities do dmg

posted about 3 years ago

They need to replace yacine tho, maybe a hot take but idc

posted about 3 years ago

AND I WEAR T-SHIRTS

posted about 3 years ago

oh the irony

posted about 3 years ago

yea just revised, ty my brain kinda died midway thru

posted about 3 years ago

Ranking every team that could still, theoretically, win Champions (this list is like half-joking half-real so don't take too serious)

  1. Gambit - nuff said
  2. NV - el diablo and marved diff
  3. SEN - TenZ and friends, but his friends need to tell him to never play raze again, stick to jett and reyna plz
  4. Vision Strikers - Korean overlords
  5. Acend - they have still yet to reach full potential IMO
  6. G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them
  7. 100T - boomer buff will be in effect for rest of VCT
  8. TL - double the brothers, double the headshots
  9. KRU - keznit should teach TenZ raze
  10. SMB - would rank top 3 if every tournament was online
  11. Paper Rex - f0rsaken my favorite skin, also good player
  12. Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf
  13. Nuturn - solo wasn't even trying smh, he was tanking to get hyeoni
  14. Crazy Racoon - aka what Gambit fears most
  15. XSET - zekken is only 16 bruh how
  16. Fnatic - Boaster was saving strats cause he knew Gambit would carry them to Champions dw
  17. Team Secret - not proven yet but they beat f0rsaken himself
  18. F4Q - Bunny plays Raze and goes crazy, while FiveK bags the ladies
  19. Guild - bonkar is perhaps the most mechanically gifted man to ever touch a computer
  20. HL - yet another victim of the CR
    20.5. X10 - patiphan is almost as good at valorant as he is at magic
  21. C9B - son of steel has officially surpassed his master, and they will definitely cause Chaos at LCQ
  22. DWG - t3xture will obliterate everyone at LCQ
  23. FaZe - corey alone would probably rank in the top 50 teams
  24. OBG - coffee best yoru world
  25. OXG - name ironic considering that they stop breathing whenever they face TL
  26. V1 - Oderus will be the prophet that takes this team to the promised land
    26.5 VKS - it hurts to see people joking about gtn, some just can't appreciate true greatness
  27. Gen.G - gmd lurk too strong
  28. nth - Seoldam so good Riot had to nerf him
  29. FUT - they have like 9 players how can they lose
  30. LG - pains me to think that 100T could have had YaBoiDre on LAN if they kept him
  31. Furia - the NV of Brazil (at least NV before yay and marved)
  32. Rise - would put them higher but I am disappointed that a team with Superman and Neptune can't make Berlin
  33. Australs - #1 csgo team for 3 years but can't even win latam smh
  34. GE -

Who is Skrossi?
in math: my solution βž—

in history: my king πŸ‘‘

in art: my muse 🎨

in science: my oxygen πŸ’¨

in geography: my world 🌍

  1. BOOM - what a bathroom sounds like after someone who has eaten chipotle uses it
  2. 6karma - aka second to kru
  3. Sharks - they went to Europe just to lose to a new team
  4. Full Sense - got nothing for this one tbh
  5. GL

mwerza: I need help
GL: ok here's an astra one trick
mwerza: wtf

  1. Fennel - they almost beat zeta so they kinda nice wit it
  2. Chiefs ESC - wronski diff
  3. anubis - shalaby pride of egypt
  4. Order - slowly losing my will to type these rn
  5. Infinity Esports - they exist ig
  6. Reject - any reject fans?
  7. lazer - isn't this a rapper
    holy this *was way too long
posted about 3 years ago

woah so much crazy news, especially the takej thing

posted about 3 years ago

what happened to my flair

posted about 3 years ago

finally a grand final that matters

posted about 3 years ago

Nuturn 2-1, unless hyeoni chokes or solo gets a headache

posted about 3 years ago

do whatever is cheapest tbh

posted about 3 years ago

slatt

posted about 3 years ago

imo if this happens in LCQ it will be a top 5 valorant game ever, even better than some of the LAN games

posted about 3 years ago

Can’t wait to see hyeoni, t3xture, and seoldam terrorizing everyone in the LCQ

posted about 3 years ago

fair

posted about 3 years ago

*woman sorry, women implies i have faith that this website appeals to more than one of them

posted about 3 years ago

getsys is a girl confirmed

posted about 3 years ago

L + broke chain

posted about 3 years ago

ayo Fat_Lard has an alt 😳

posted about 3 years ago

McDonalds is my reach tbh
hoping I get into my safety at the homeless shelter πŸ™

posted about 3 years ago

so ur implying everyone else will not go to college

posted about 3 years ago

breh fr, they deserve it

posted about 3 years ago

Asuna what is your response to the reports that Hiko has alzheimers now which means he will forget to go to the bombsite with his team and baits them instead?

posted about 3 years ago

fr tho
d3ffo > TenZsToWhiff
mixwell > nay
scream > Assuna
cNed > Whiffdell
Derke > Babybot
nats > diaper

posted about 3 years ago

ok replace Fnatic with like Guild or OXG

posted about 3 years ago

NA:

  1. 100T (qualifies)
  2. XSET
  3. Gen.G
  4. C9
  5. V1

EMEA:

  1. G2 (qualifies)
  2. Liquid
  3. Giants (Hot take, SavidP supremacy)
  4. SMB
  5. Fnatic

APAC:

  1. Nuturn (qualifies)
  2. Zeta
  3. Paper Rex
  4. F4Q
  5. Skrossi

SA (only doing 3 cause there's 8 teams):

  1. Australs (qualifies)
  2. Furia
  3. Sharks
posted about 3 years ago

are there any famous copypastas here in vlr.gg? let me know :))

posted about 3 years ago

are there any famous copypastas here in vlr.gg? let me know :))

posted about 3 years ago

Ah I see the problem here
you picked Yoru

posted about 3 years ago

...Is Pokemon. No debate
And before you clown me
Was your favorite anime on THE cartoon network?
Does your favorite anime have a Mew Oreo cookie that is selling for upwards of $500?
Is your main character literally a deity who is immune to aging and monstrous attacks from creatures, such as flamethrowers and magic?
Ash Ketchum > every anime character
Misty and Brock > your favorite sidekicks
I rest my case. Try and name anything better (spoiler there isn't)

posted about 3 years ago

If Boaster stops pulling women and starts focusing on strats while Derke gets a fresh cut, they have a chance

posted about 3 years ago

Hiko, now let me explain
Vision Strikers were seemingly improving over the course of the tournament
Gambit kinda lost cause of the Hiko clutch
However since they were the two seed, they could take out VS before they got any stronger
Also being the 2 seed meant they avoided the other best 2 seed Sentinels
Therefore Hiko gave them the ideal bracket, and should be crowned fmvp

posted about 3 years ago

20??? he prob high school

posted about 3 years ago

omg it's legit, bbg are going to champions

posted about 3 years ago

As u guys know the LCQ for most regions will include sub-regions/counties that will be new to international play, including Oceania, China, Africa, and the Middle East
Asking anyone who watches these regions, which one do you think has the best shot at winning their respective LCQ?

posted about 3 years ago

I would say it's not a necessity tbh, they kept doing what they were doing cause it worked, and you don't break what doesn't need fixing. Now that they have been dethroned it makes changing comps more bearable and frees up their playbook. I think we will see a very different SEN next LAN with a lot more different looks (maybe they even start practicing Ascent).

posted about 3 years ago

that heat marshall ace had me out of my chair

posted about 3 years ago

yay or nats

posted about 3 years ago

good meme
I will be watching American football for the next several weeks to cope until LCQ and Champions

posted about 3 years ago

60% holy that means SEN isn't even like 40% of Gambit potential?

posted about 3 years ago

KEKW

posted about 3 years ago

this made me want to climb Mount Everest with no gear in the winter just so I can jump off head first

posted about 3 years ago

Will Gambit continue their consistent excellence (and hopefully not choke as much)?
Will Sentinels bounce back and reclaim their throne?
Was this a one-hit-wonder from NV or are they here to stay as a force to be reckoned with?
Does 100T finally find the missing sauce or formula to make it over the hump to the top?
Are Vision Strikers capable of improving at the same rate they have been and eventually winning a tournament?
Will Acend finally figure out a way to get cNed the help he needs?
Is G2 a meme or for real?
Will a smaller region finally breakthrough and compete with the best? (Looking at SEA/Latin America)

And not to mention the LCQ's (which means 100T might not even make it to Champions)
December finna be crazy

Also we can't forget potential LCQ teams such as TL, Nuturn, and, for my indian users out there, GE

posted about 3 years ago

Just adding on it's crazy that a probable attendance of teams at Champions could look like this:

SEN, NV, 100T, Gambit, G2, TL, Acend, Vision Strikers, Nuturn, Team Secret, X10, and Vivo Keyd

posted about 3 years ago

Obv I wanted NA to win but Gambit winning is just the culmination of a crazy shift in power
before Berlin, it was just "SEN is better than everyone"
now we have so many new competitive teams, including 100T, NV, G2, VS, and Acend
and even though Gambit won it's not like they were invincible like SEN, was in Iceland they dropped a match to 100T in groups.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that the competition is wide open now.

posted about 3 years ago
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