schlong
Flag: South Korea
Registered: May 21, 2021
Last post: July 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Posts: 2126
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its ok i still believe, lower bracket run inc

posted about 2 years ago

sadge we'll get em next time

posted about 2 years ago

who won?

posted about 2 years ago

this might be partly because of the agents he's playing, as chamber and sova weren't available to him before

posted about 2 years ago

imo he lowkey is playing better on T1 than he was on 100T

posted about 2 years ago

all good

posted about 2 years ago

*NA riot playlist is fire

posted about 2 years ago

honestly its a bad omen at this point if we win pistol

posted about 2 years ago

glad to see we never change

posted about 2 years ago

they prob did at the start, now they're more like top 3-5

posted about 2 years ago

bro is risking his exam grade just to pray on TSM's downfall 💀

posted about 2 years ago

I'm excited to see Wardell buying awp 3rd/4th round again
#TSMWIN

posted about 2 years ago

im a tsm fan so yes

posted about 2 years ago

to every single invalid opinion and bait on this site

posted about 2 years ago

I think that Virtus.pro was interested in singing 5 smokes, so if they make emea playoffs it may be a similar situation to NaVi last year where they get signed right before the playoffs start

posted about 2 years ago

Update:
It has been almost a week. I have played Bind countless times. I have been forged by the fires of hell itself. I am no longer a mere mortal. The curse which has been cast upon me no longer hurts, as I have come to appreciate every single crack and corner of Bind. Bind is no longer just a map to me. It is the home of my conscious, and every single one of my living thoughts is about Bind. In my mind, there is now peace, where before there was frustration. To me, Bind is the only map that should be played in valorant.

posted about 2 years ago

My wild guesses are either Misfits, CLG, or Optic

posted about 2 years ago

bro i have over 1000 comments on this site, I'm too much of a no life to fall for that lmao

posted about 2 years ago

Since the academy team is so cracked, if the main TSM roster is at least 75% of what the academy roster is, there is no way TSM is not at least top 5 NA

posted about 2 years ago

zeek, pattitek, ardiis, koldamenta, ozzy, keloqz, nukkye, avova, meddo, and hoody will all be in the emea playoffs
meaning there will be 10 players in the emea playoffs who have played for G2 in the past, which is pretty wild

posted about 2 years ago

but what ab shahza- oh wait

posted about 2 years ago

nah this seems too reasonable for a region like NA, how ab double duelist instead?

posted about 2 years ago

that could be true but considering that there were reports of beef which led to keloqz being benched in the first place I'm not convinced that's the case

posted about 2 years ago

G2 would have still won with mixwell, the real difference this time around was nukkye getting comfortable in his support role and meddo stepping up in the past two games. not because keloqz played better than mixwell did on jett

posted about 2 years ago

That seals the deal. I am no longer a G2 fan. I’ve been a fan since 2014 and a Mixwell tier 3 sub. I officially will not be planning on buying any more G2 merch or purchasing their NFTs. Carlos is officially the worst esports owner in history. I'm moving on to FPX, where they know how to build a real superteam

posted about 2 years ago

2

posted about 2 years ago

That seals the deal. I am no longer a G2 fan. I’ve been a fan since 2014 and a Mixwell tier 3 sub. I officially will not be planning on buying any more G2 merch or purchasing their NFTs. Carlos is officially the worst esports owner in history.

posted about 2 years ago

G2 should have at least kept him in the lineup even if not as a duelist, G2 just looked lost. HTW has look far more like a tier 1 team so far

posted about 2 years ago

An open letter to God:

Hey it's me, schlong. I just want to apologize for any sinful behavior I may have demonstrated this past week. I know I haven't been coming to church lately, and that I have not used the cleanest language when talking to others. Please know that I have received your heavenly message after getting Bind 5 times in a row just now. I ask for your forgiveness and pray that in exchange for me being a better Christian, you will one day bestow your mercy upon us and remove Bind, a.k.a the devil's butthole, from Valorant

In Jesus' name I pray, amen

posted about 2 years ago

no

posted about 2 years ago

?

posted about 2 years ago

cod mobile would beg to differ

posted about 2 years ago

Other team is just gonna instaban jett sadge

posted about 2 years ago

mob psycho or code geass

posted about 2 years ago

in the optimal scenario, she will be able to rotate quickly, stun chokes, and be really good at retaking

posted about 2 years ago

true

posted about 2 years ago

was your opinion so special and important that u had to make another thread just for it instead of putting it in an existing one

posted about 2 years ago

she doesn't replace jett imo. Even if her movement is on par or better, the lack of a smoke limits her ability to escape engagements like jett can. Although I could see her being better at entering into a site than jett once ppl master her.

posted about 2 years ago

probably abx since it seems LG is pretty much set with their lineup

posted about 2 years ago

just click on "participants" near the top then click the team whose roster u want to see

posted about 2 years ago

thats being generous tbh

posted about 2 years ago

it’s so annoying seeing people being up a match fixing scandal from 6 years ago whenever someone mentions the name shahzam or steel. they’re completely different ppl now so it’s not really fair to bring up their pasts when talking about anything to do with them. also on the topic of annoying things about vlr.gg, stop making “best user threads”. they’re just dumb ways for ppl who use this site way too much to stroke their ego and feel good about their crappy baits

posted about 2 years ago

weird way to spell Jingg and f0rsaken

posted about 2 years ago

who should guild pick up as their last player if the rumors are try
for context the roster so far will probably look like:
leo
sayf
koldamemta
trexx

my personal vote is keloqz, unless sayf is perma jett now

posted about 2 years ago

Pretty sure he said hes open to playing in NA, more so than even in KR
What team could use him?

posted about 2 years ago
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