get ya money up, not ya funny up growl noises

Everyone list down how much they've spent on Valorant.

I'll go first: $2979.77

That's my entire point. 70% of them don't give af because they're terrible in their current state.

I mean its fine if they can get celebrities with actual status, but I'd rather have pros if they're just going to be pulling in D listers.

that'd be fun tbh, like a wingman mode for Valorant

The most underrated player fr.

While the show matches are fun, I feel like recently they've all been people I've never heard of. Here are some ideas for new types of showmatches that I think would be fun.

IGL Battle - The premise of this would be to pull 8 members of the audience and have a pro player IGL for each team. I feel like this would be really fun and show the real gap between pros and the regular pros.

1 v 1 - A small bracket that would let pros have a 1v1 tournament. The matches would be short to fit everything, first to 5 kills and 7 for the finals.

Unlimited Abilities - Have 2 teams of random pros/celebs play with unlimited abilities.

Handicap Match - 2-3 pros vs 5 regular players from the crowd.

These are just a few examples but I feel like the showmatches would be more fun if they got the community involved.

Tbh it's not just a TMV mod issue. I'd say a good 80% of moderators on any platform take what little power they have in their day-to-day lives and abuse it.

bro didn't contribute anything, just gave us homework

So real. I would still be a CS nerd right now. I tried faceit but the spark was gone by then. I think Valorant had perfect timing. A lot of people were fed up with Valve's lack of action and were home because of the pandemic.

we're cooked

Sussybaka when a thread has the letters "S, E, N" in any order.

Slow news leading up to Champs. They have to hate or dramatize something to keep their brainrot happy. Its really not an issue.

They lose the initial matchup but make it out of lowers. Trust.

if you lose 3 games back to back, stop playing for the day. That's the best advice I can give you. Tilt queuing is not helping you.

Please Riot just start the tourney tonight. I don't know how many more Thanatos threads I can handle.

How often do you guys think people cheat. I feel like Valorant is the one game I rarely accuse anyone of cheating. Cheaters were the reason I quit CS and moved over to Valorant anyways. I see so many tiktok streams of people rage hacking but I'm talking about the people keeping it lowkey.

Have you encountered any cheaters?

The initial question was already crazy. I can't believe you topped it with "or get a train ran on u."

well he did just piss on his team so its understandable

wallahi

fuck vlr, I've been farming ranked:

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/reremus%23shmac/overview

LMFAOOOO dude, please look at this video. It's so obvious he didn't take a sip. That product placement is so funny to me.

https://youtu.be/9dpvhlyTgEI?t=176

SEN have been doing internal off-season tournaments for years. Just because it worked out this year doesn't mean its a guarantee.

they sold 40 last year, now include the growth from China and Console

ok but again, you're not the one playing lmfao. It's a lot of money for you but not for the players and the orgs. Even in VCT none of the team play for tournament money. They get a lot more for example from bundle sales, champs skin sales, and the content they can produce from performing well.

Each players salary is way higher than what they get for tourney wins.

I'm going to estimate a solid 130 mil

that is the reward bro, if your bracket is all correct, you get the 100% title

Again, its not of importance. None of the pro players play for money. They play to win. There's no real reason to play in an event like that other than for content or to solidify a team like SEN did.

It doesn't count towards anything in the season.

Riot is historically stingy when it comes to shit like that, not just in Val but in their other games as well. Yea there's shit like Redbull and individual teams hosting their own events like SEN but there's no real incentive for any off-season tournaments. I wish Riot would fix that.

Ahh yea, 19 was a year of learning for me too. Once you finish high school and get into the real world, its insane the amount of self growth you have.

I think Heretics is hilarious especially considering what Heresy and Heretics religiously are. Such a bad connotation just for BenjyFishy to be on the team LMFAO.

I'm glad you're doing better Denji! How old are you?

Well I only use this when I'm at work and bored (which is everyday)

I hope anyone who flames him or makes a "DZ fix" post if they lose gets banned.

Yes, I'm being so serious. I didn't outright say it in my original post but you'd be at your peak too. Right amount of sleep, perfect temperature, max comfort. Give me all of those and I'm actually burying that kid.

Boaster loses the first 7 duels and whips out a bottle babyoil to try and twerk for me and get me off guard.

☝️🤓

Bro I said peak. For a time Enzo was nasty on Fnatic. Was winning every clutch.

Why can you not play till you're 18?

nahhh they might be the weakest strategically but the Chinese are historically cracked at aiming lol

70% of the time I get deja vu, it's a negative thing. I'll be on my computer and have deja vu about my mom dying. Or I'll be working at my job and have deja vu of me getting fired. Gets me paranoid af lol.

I get paid to post every single time. I'm on the clock right now, browsing VLR while getting paid. All 500 of your posts are on your own time.

I'm choosing Boaster

I want to add that I truly believe I would actually piss on Boaster and win 20-0

Gun to your family's head, and you have to 1v1 a pro at their peak form and win. It'll be played on Haven, 1 person at window, 1 person at B site.

Who are you picking to play against. Has to be a current pro player. First to 20 kills wins.

I agree. I just hope they have a good balance of veterans on whichever team they land on to help with discipline and composure. This would let them grow the most.

You're asking why an org called "BBL" doesn't have good management. They can't even name the team properly LMFAO.

It's in tiers. The effects start at 3 kills and go up until 24. Each tier unlocks new effects. And they stay consistent on the gun, you dont lose the effects.

Ah damn yea you're right, I thought he was 17 turning 18 next year. Sucks but it'll be good for him to develop more. I need Riot to stop this age shit and just let kids play.

See that's what I don't want happening. I would love more than anything than to just assemble a Turkish superteam but they keep getting poached like Alfa/Wo0t.

At the end of the day, I want all of them to have successful careers as Turks but it'd be like the cherry on top if they can do it on an all turkish team.

I also wouldn't mind a full Turkish squad with a foreign IGL. Turkey is the weakest in that role so having some balance would be nice.

I saw someone say that they liked it the other way around but I personally don't get that. This way you can have consistent effects and not be worried about having to constantly get kills. You can just get them at your own pace without having to worry about shit disappearing off your gun.