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Registered: September 5, 2021
Last post: December 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Posts: 5595
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putting NA over your own region?

cringe + L + ratio

posted about 2 years ago

Me to your mom's house tomorrow night!

Since you live in the basement, please inform her that I will not be available in the following week as I'm already fully booked.

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.over.gg/3/whats-up-dudes#11

Is this SIDESHOW from PLATINUM CHAT the VALORANT PODCAST with ANALYSIS ????

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

posted about 2 years ago

calypso (the reigning downvote record holder) is two posts above you

posted about 2 years ago

cope seethe mald

posted about 2 years ago

Believe in Togashi. Believe in the power of media. Believe in HunterXHunter.

And endure. Some may lose hope, but you must not. Some may cry out in anger, but you must not. Some may even become naysayers, but you must not.

Live for a better tomorrow. One with consistent HxH releases. HxHchads, don't give up

posted about 2 years ago

a perfect example of the plight of high-effort post writers on vlr.gg. (I would know, as all my posts are Pulitzer-worthy!)

posted about 2 years ago

stop being a weirdo

posted about 2 years ago

I can feel every brain cell actuate. I know the exact amounts of every neurotransmitter released within my brain. I am in complete control of my mind and body. Using 100% of my brain I put all my energy into the tips of my fingers and they move. Rather than traveling through my spine, the signals choose sensory neurons instead, maximizing my finger speed.

With blazing-fast speeds, my fingers fly across the keyboard and the post materializes. I never waste time contemplating the usefulness of the text being written; I'm too occupied creating a masterpiece. My brain in all its purity is laid bare on vlr.gg for all to see in the post titled "virginity status based on flair".

My post gets posted. I sigh in relief and crack my knuckles, knowing I've just created a magnificent contribution to the forum.

posted about 2 years ago

hey man, I know it's a weird kink but I wanna let you know that I'd never judge you for sucking your own cock. just be yourself! 😊

posted about 2 years ago

I get so many bitches on the daily I meticulously maintain a spreadsheet with over 9000 entries that I feed into a convolutional neural network to help me decide which combination of females will result in the highest dopamine levels. Get on my level, or you better shut your trap.

posted about 2 years ago

TSM:

virgin, although claims not to be on twitter

T1:

virgin (except for the few who lost theirs to David Denis in "sewers")

DRX:

virgin

SEN:

lost virginity through autofellatio

G2:

virgin

100T:

in intimate relationship with at minimum 3 other 100T fans

Gambit:

Gigachad big dicked large ballsacked virgin

Acend:

if penetrating a fortnite plushie counts, not virgin

Liquid:

virgin

C9:

blowie at an anime convention

V1:

not virgin

XSET:

would be non-virgins but restored it for their lord and savior Bcj

Optic:

virgin

LOUD:

virgin

Keyd:

virgin

NIP:

Virgin

Havan Liberty:

certified sex havers

Fnatic:

made from 100% pussy penetrating flesh and meat

KRU:

sex on the daily. Also boasts a 100% std win rate!

Full Sense:

virgin

if your team is not on this list, you are a virgin.

EDIT 1: Updated some of the statuses!

posted about 2 years ago

You enjoy learning and sharing knowledge with others,

half true, I already know everything so I don't learn much anymore

and you feel a need to always express your individuality.

true! more people should look up to me

Love Fnatic? This shows you have a vivid imagination, nervous energy, neatly-formed thoughts, and a need to help the world. However, you tend to be aloof and are shy.

False. I am in fact not nervous aloof or shy at all (I am a verified sex haver).

You long to be respected and crave admiration for your wisdom. You’re a safe friend and a reliable confidant.

True! Although, it's less a matter of craving admiration, and more a matter of wanting the best for all of humanity!

Overall, I rate your analysis 4 stars out of 5.

posted about 2 years ago

best Valorant match in a while*

*only including tier 3 teams

posted about 2 years ago

bro posted a whole ass biography :skull:

posted about 2 years ago

My father Aperture

posted about 2 years ago

I like their Twitter page. It has a lot more only text tweets, which makes it feel less corporate compared to say, 100T. Feels a lot more high effort compared to most org pages, too.

I think they should do something like FaZe and create a second account that posts updates.

posted about 2 years ago

for the cold-blooded assassination of two 100T players?

discuss

posted about 2 years ago

unbased unpoggers unkino

didn't even adapt its light novel faithfully because the director is a horikta simp

posted about 2 years ago

your team has Hiko on it, that's a black hole sized L

posted about 2 years ago

trent

posted about 2 years ago

if Acend let icebox through 2-0
2-1 otherwise

posted about 2 years ago

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Liquid's discipline

posted about 2 years ago

the correct answer was Super Mario Galaxy 2

posted about 2 years ago

2 inches
your mom's closet

posted about 2 years ago

OW "esports" pepelaugh

posted about 2 years ago

rip korean talent

JP vs CN bidding war inc KEKW

posted about 2 years ago

incredibly based

posted about 2 years ago

empathy modCheck
loving parents modCheck

posted about 2 years ago

ez for daddy derke

posted about 2 years ago

CR is more popular since they do a lot of content with big streamers

posted about 2 years ago

The Chad Raccoon will climb up the garbage chute into Jadeite's offices and shit all over the floor

CR 2-0

posted about 2 years ago

50k watching the fucking desk LMFAO

posted about 2 years ago

explains his spine shape

posted about 2 years ago

jaw from bottom to top
face from top to bottom

posted about 2 years ago

WHAT TEHF UCKLAKKAWE?

posted about 2 years ago

GOD

posted about 2 years ago

literally matchfixing KEKW

posted about 2 years ago

the coomerman incident

posted about 2 years ago

12-3
to
12-12

KEKW

posted about 2 years ago

PauseChamp

posted about 2 years ago

KEKW

posted about 2 years ago

HOPIUM overdose

posted about 2 years ago

fpx is poggers !

posted about 2 years ago

fpx

posted about 2 years ago
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