fake sen fan

what? Cummynism is POGGERS

no + RATIO (tenz edition)

his story of TenZ esport player:

TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.

but.

he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!

With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...

Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).

Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....

in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.

Thank for reading. This is story of TenZ from fan of TEnzh. I hope enjoyment

joebigpeen got a small dick (no cap) (i saw it) (no homo) (cap)

Netero and Mereum copulating in the anime was peak Togashicinema

TRENT is the best duelist in NA: he's just playing initiator to give the rest of the teams a chance.

@Netero reference !?

NA superteam:

nAts
Redgar
d3ffo
Chronicle
Sheydos

but playing in NA instead

L + br*tish + the queen gets more pussy than you + ratio

you're wrong :)

My point was that there aren't enough teams in Korea to warrant moving there. DRX is definitely worth scrimming, and the other top teams in Korea are too. However, with such a small number of highly skilled teams the scrims may not be as efficient, especially because the only other option is JP teams (which allegedly tend not to scrim SEA teams).

On the other hand, from SEA, it's possible to scrim against Korean teams on like, ~50 ping, which is entirely playable. And, from SEA, it's possible to play against dozens of other great SEA teams with a much larger variety of playstyles on lower ping.

I wanted to point out that moving to KR may actually have a negative impact in the long-run, compared to another nearby region.

lmfao that would be a stupid decision.

there's like 4 teams in Korea that are good

isn't he fucking loaded from stonks already

bro should retire and start playing golf or some shit. that kinda pace fits him better

too much effort for G2

Liquid 2-0 Gtier2 esports

m0xwell retires and goes back to 1917 (last time he hit a headshot)

Loud 2-0 VK

Sacy drops 30 in one of the two maps

has sjokz casted any valorant before?

I feel like I've seen that tag before

Xilv pog

JohnOlsen + PTC

vs

Flynch + Famouz

Banger, XIA 2-1

going to be super close

13-11, 10-13, 14-12

basedosP

L M F A O

no, it's normal. nothing wrong with it as long as you don't send hate to them.

I'm not a fan of this caster either tbh

inb4 jinx comeback

Suuuuuuurely SBE 2-1 VLT

SA mfs be hyping the wrong players up.

didn't hear jack shit about this dude and he's been the most solid player on VLT.

I liked the other caster duo with Asurai and the other guy.

this pair's timings kinda feel off

doesn't mean anything, but VLT and SBE both 13-10'd OF on Ascent.

The Guard will bring it home no kapp

low key feeling a C9 stomp. I have no evidence or reasoning for it, however.

C9 2-0 (13-7, 13-8)

imo

PRX > TH > ID

but TH and ID aren't far in skill. PSJ and BOOM look just as good if not better than ONIC so the knockoff stage will be interesting

they can't.

I was assuming it'd just be a random 1st seed with a random 2nd seed, not any set order.

The shitty decision could troll the entire bracket because XIA are the second seed.

33% FS - XIA
33% PRX - XIA
33% BOOM - XIA

all matchups I'd expect to see only in the upper, lower, or even grand FINALS.

nt ONIC :(

I'm happy XIA qualled, but it sucks it had to happen like this.

(since they're second seed it's possible to have PRX v XIA in the first round of playoffs monkaW)

5/9 are IGLs too

what stands out more to me is the 301 deaths, which is the highest among those on this post.

losing the super important controller util more than most players is definitely a big problem, even if his util usage is supposedly great.

(does depend on total rounds played)

1 hp lmfao

no cap

no shot they stay together long enough to give you that stuff

dead team

lmfao is this fr

he's finally here ... the prophesied savior ... the one virgin to rule them all

I kneel

or·i·fice
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noun
an opening, as of a pipe or tube, or one in the body, such as a nostril or the anus.

I have no response to this. You are truly worthy of the title "king of vlr.gg".

(G2 flair still cringe)

being relevant on vlr is an L + G2 fan + trembolona is the true king

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so good he predicted everything their opponents would do a month in advance so FPX could win even without him

. . . . . . .

can't be back if you were never that in the first place

the old X10 team have genuinely been cursed by a witch or something

they're ALWAYS either the victim of, or in the vicinity of unfortunate events.

bros got DQ'd for being slightly wet

orifice stufees are welcome too :)

I want to see how many vlr.gg users are sex havers (I myself am a long-time frequent sex haver).

50% delusional TSM fans
50% stand up comedy fans