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is the playoff match up stuff already decided?

posted about 2 years ago

EG winning the whole thing would be an amazing cinderella story

posted about 2 years ago

rookie of the year 100% he's insane.

posted about 2 years ago

holy aim

posted about 2 years ago

push through just one more week so you don't have any regrets after they're done!

posted about 2 years ago

like halfway to a one arm pull up :) it's been a great summer so far for me!

posted about 2 years ago

very different from other crowds because I feel like they're loud in the "downtime" and quiet during the gameplay. Maybe that was just how the broadcast depicted them, though, since they were almost randomly muting and umuting the crowd mic.

i still liked the BR crowd more (when they showed up) but this is still good!

posted about 2 years ago

tbh I think it's fine. Having like 50% of each IL at Champs wouldn't be super fun imo. I don't want to see mfs like RRQ or Giants at the most important tournament of the year.

It'd be better to get the ascension teams in

posted about 2 years ago

HOW DID HE KNOW THAT WOULD WORK LMFAO

posted about 2 years ago

it's so FUN
and it's so FREE
and it's the best VALORANT there is

not burdened by "strats" and "comps" and "defaults" - it's REAL valorant

posted about 2 years ago

he didn't have a passport / visa to work in Japan so people thought he couldn't make it, but then he got it expedited.

posted about 2 years ago

yeah idk what bro is on 32 kills and like four 4ks is crazy even if it's once in a lifetime

posted about 2 years ago

tbf it's their first real LAN.

posted about 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT he really fucking wants this

posted about 2 years ago

why do they have to expose Boostio like that bruh LMFAO

posted about 2 years ago

NA talking lmfao

posted about 2 years ago

boostio actually farming this map

posted about 2 years ago

something is definitely better but demon1 100% clears in visa obtaining

posted about 2 years ago

he still kinda looks like he's not warmed up completely yet - maybe it's the crowd - but he already looks very solid on LAN.

posted about 2 years ago

wtf self report

im calling the fbi on ur ass

posted about 2 years ago

-shadowisbad
+boejiden

posted about 2 years ago

BUMPED for your HYGEINE

posted about 2 years ago

mini more or less said that Fnatic are intentionally behind the meta because the players aren't comfortable playing harbor viper etc.

posted about 2 years ago

(WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS)

posted about 2 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted about 2 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK we're going to be 20 this year. it's going to feel so wrong saying im twenty years old

posted about 2 years ago

you can stop hearing the VOICES by washing yourself. REAL GIRLS don't like REEKING CUMBUCKETS. by SHOWERING you can HEAL your mental illness!

posted about 2 years ago

SCHIZOPHRENIA is a common symptom of REEKING CUMBUCKETS. this disease is easy to cure! you can cure yourself of REEKING CUMBUCKET syndrome and get REAL PUSSY with a quick SHOWER!

posted about 2 years ago

the WORST that can happen is DEATH*! that is an INCREDIBLY small price to pay to stop being a SMELLY FARTASS!

(*)

Yoshio Tahara, Association Between Bathing and Sudden Death, Circulation Journal, 2017, Volume 81, Issue 8, Pages 1096-1097, Released on J-STAGE July 25, 2017, Advance online publication July 11, 2017, Online ISSN 1347-4820, Print ISSN 1346-9843, https://doi.org/10.1253/circj.CJ-17-0673, https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/circj/81/8/81_CJ-17-0673/_article/-char/en

posted about 2 years ago

being a PUTRID DICKWAD is a CHOICE! make the right CHOICE and evolve from being a PUTRID DICKWAD! I believe in you!

posted about 2 years ago

do not stay a SMELLY FARTASS. even you can CHANGE! take a SHOWER!

posted about 2 years ago

if you are a SMELLY, STINKY, and UNWASHED vlr.gg user, this is your time to shine (literally) by taking a shower.

"a stinky ass mf never gonna get any pussy" - Socrates

posted about 2 years ago

you'd have to be a turbodumbass to make your vlr username the same as your name tbf

posted about 2 years ago

UK + username starts Sh + fnatic flag

wtf shownu alt

posted about 2 years ago

whatever language is spoken in the countries bordering yours, maybe.

posted about 2 years ago

now that demon1 is back I think this may be the tournament with the highest average skill, ever. (hopefully something also makes it before playoffs)

the crowd should also be (hopefully) amazing. this tournament is going to be fantastic

posted about 2 years ago

this fucking sucks... hopefully, he's happier wherever he is now.

posted about 2 years ago

Let Q(x) be the statement "I love {x}"

Define inv(Q(x) to be the statement "I hate {x}".
"I hate hate-crime" is then equivalent to inv(Q("hate-crime")).

However, this does not imply Q(inv("hate-crime")) because Q and inv do not commute:

Let x be humans.
The statement inv(Q(x)) is then "I hate humans".
However, Q(inv(x)) is then "I like non-humans".
Clearly these statements are not equivalent, because I don't want to fuck aliens

Therefore hating hate-crime does not mean that one loves crime.

PBMC (proven by my cock)

posted about 2 years ago

why tf do people think Crashies is good

  1. Derke
  2. Aspas
  3. Leo
  4. Mako
  5. Less
posted about 2 years ago

-Secret destroyed the viewership

posted about 2 years ago

they're both streamer orgs

posted about 2 years ago

please include the fact that I am objectively the hottest user on vlr.gg =)

posted about 2 years ago

A lot of the French orgs are pretty massive - like Mandatory or Gentle Mates

posted about 2 years ago

Split-to-split viewership isn't really an amazing indicator of shrinkage imo. just look at League of Legends - the spring splits usually get more hours watched and average viewers (peak viewers usually depends on the finals matchup).

Year-to-year is usually a better metric

posted about 2 years ago

I'm NGL v1 is not going to get good enough to compete in challengers (though she definitely could)

posted about 2 years ago

I like the Vikings so I'll honestly be satisfied if Justin Jefferson makes some sick plays again (winning is not an option while Kirk cousins is qb)

posted about 2 years ago

If the titties created a "valley" or a "parabola" of sorts the carrot would be placed in between them - into the valley - and then moved in the line that is perpendicular to the line created by the nipples

posted about 2 years ago

let's assume you had to choose. to be fair, the carrot is - a carrot. so it's not really exactly a conundrum that only applies to straight people (assuming straight people and gay people are equally averse to fucking a carrot)

posted about 2 years ago

but if you fuck titties with a carrot, is it really you who is fucking? I would say it is the carrot doing the fucking. Therefore fucking titties with a carrot is cuckold behaviour (which is okay if you'e into that) but I'm personally not.

posted about 2 years ago
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