leo and i clear him

had us in the first half

Alfajer sentinel
Leo/shao initiator

First of all, boaster made derke and alfajer
Second look at the comment i replied to

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

NAVI and KC*

i can tell you dont have enough uncles, nt tho

na users usually are

? Absolutely delusional take
boaster literally made alfajer and derke and taught chronicle how to stop overheating every round, boaster is 90% the reason of this teams success

Another proof that landlords have hearts of gold, take care of him :pray:

umm acshually boaster has a super team behind him :nerd:

does nutab1e tip his landlord?

and your point is?

whatever helps you sleep at night budday

sen exists, sadly they didnt have a competent igl like fnc

what did FNS achieve before adding yay to his roster?

d0phh had world caliber players in sentiluls and did nothing with them, dont compare him to boaster

average braindead limexx take

Name checks out

Okobotro 🗿

mrGoudas
mrGoudass
mrMozzarellas
mrParmesanas
mrFetas

come back to us bro

still the greatest run in vct

boring cause they rawdogged your team

dont make fun of na fans please 😡😡😡
they are the perfect human beings and they would never be toxic towards emea or apac😡😡😡
its always the emea fans with their racism 😡😡😡

what happens when fnc gets 3peat? champions not gonna be considered a major anymore? kkkkk

classic ameritard when they get owned

forgetting AME#1 it seems

https://www.vlr.gg/234781/stop-fake-flagging

https://www.vlr.gg/234781/stop-fake-flagging

ameritards x

the pics i send on discord are just for fun, i dont criticize people who root for teams outside of their countries

why would i lower myself from EU asc to NA "tier 1" ?

W

This is america
also hop on for ranked

not that big of an achievement tbh, my igling on our tier 17 premiere team could rival runi

least racist ameritard

cant wait to see 5 emea teams in champs holayfam

cause they are xenophobic, and they try their hardest to appear victimised and morally superior from emea fans

eg yes, fnc no we'll get that matchup in champs grandfinals tho so all good

both bombed out 0-2?
only xset had a decent showing 1 time in champs

was expected honestly

what is this acc LMAO

we know already

average ameritard turning xenophobic when they ahve no argument

Seriously why are some of you guys so toxic to NA fans.
We were rooting for EG because it’s our country.
Also Loud does not carry the American region, yes it is top heavy I agree but you guys need to give more credit to NRG and EG because they have already proven that both teams can go toe to toe with EMEA teams.
Also, your regions name is so misleading. Where do you even represent the middle east or Africa. At least when we say our name is Americas at least we have teams from north and South America
But in sum I would like to ask you to stop shitting on us
Because the Americas and eu regions have the same number of trophies because everyone qualified for lock in it does not count.
So can we all just chill

LMAOOOOO sums up the entirety of the ameritards fanbase

based

copenhagen

o7