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corny as fuck

I have an idea

I love you zekken
I love you zekken
I love you zekken
I love you zekken
I love you zekken
I love you zekken

YESSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

But that’s not the reason why it says Eu, dude you’re being gullible still how’d you get baited this hard

stop dming me

are you an i*****?

he’s lying to you lol, why are you this gullible

❤️

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE please

it gets stale very quickly so no

TikTok trend

you’re good 😊

reeeetaaaaarrrrrrddddeeeeeed

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING POST

I said SHUT THE FUCK UP EUTARD

shut up EUtard

He’s been talking to me a lot lately in his twitch chat but he still doesn’t know who I really am haha. I’m sure by now he’s probably read a post or two by me about him in here and probably got disturbed since he’s too cute for that shit, but he’s been treating me like a “friend” on my twitch account so I think my plan is just smooth sailing from here. expect BIG THINGS in the future people ❤️

my nightmare

stop putting your player in aspas-level convos if you want people to stop shitting on him, the guy is literally a no name extra rn with 0 accomplishments besides the annual APAC ranked award. if you think he’s better than the best players in the world because he won a lot of ranked matches then you’re a genuine retard.

I unironically believe that they’re the most spoiled gaming fanbase considering how much complaining I’ve seen them do on twitter. I would sacrifice a newborn to have Valve control Valorant.

this is Riot Games we’re talking about here

TenZ literally says “new maps suck, let’s start making better maps” and then everybody starts dick riding him as if he just discovered fire with that take. this shit is embarrassing to even look at, entire year has been people complaining about the post plant ape gameplay and then this guy just tweets about it in October and suddenly now people think he did something there. half of the community has to be AI funded in this huge project led by Elon and it’s the sole reason why he’s even interested in Valorant.

what’s with the outdated copy paste bro you’re like the way back machine in a way

Too many people are pulling the “I’m right you’re wrong” card that even the baiters are starting to do it. So many people are always saying shit like “I’m the smartest” or “I’m the best on this site” that it’s starting to get annoying honestly. You guys should be like me who’s practically the role model of modesty. Even though I genuinely believe I am better than you guys both as a user, as a follower of valorant and its esport, and just as a human being in general, I always try my best to stay on the level everybody else is on without having to gloat 24/7 like some of you do despite the fact that you guys are really no different than the norm. Let’s cut the narcissism for good.

baja blast flag guy hahaha

the fact that it happened more than once is crazy, shits a death penalty wtf

aura flashbang

Any pro on 2023 EG because they won us our first champs, even the reserve guys

you’ve seen a lot of iron players haven’t you

only a year went by and were talking about a team that weren’t even together for more than 6 months like they were the ‘96 Bulls, it’s beautiful. Will there ever be an NA team to match their aura of them winning NA’s first champs on home soil?

stop bumping threads about yourself bozo

🤯

NRG bros… 💔

https://x.com/fns/status/1846835361906884615?s=46&t=KE1tSZ9z1srMutPCCsT3xw

Demon1 ACS - 208 while sharing duelist role with Vic
Jawg ACS - 225

what’s the problem retard lol

2024 EG takes a gigantic shit on 2024 NRG tho, trophies don’t matter when the team is beyond dysfunctional

Both of them have a 0.97 rating this year and are literally hugging each other in the 2024 VCT stat page. they’re a duo even when they’re on different teams 💔💔💔

Also brings into light how forced the D1 washed narratives are ngl and how overly glazed Jawg is rn. REAL JAWGEMO FANS know that he was a bit of a shitter for the first half of the year and are willing to accept the truth in hopes of a goated 2025. If you think Jawg was playing his best Valorant this year as a fan then you’re a fucking bandwagoning lowballing fraud no joke.

Boaster X sense of shame

don’t pull the lever, Boaster gets crushed. pull the lever, a fresh Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich gets crushed. personally it’s morally right to not pull the lever so you aren’t directly responsible for the death of someone/something I can’t have that shit on my conscience

because it doesn’t if you edit in the first 3ish minutes

you need to be quarantined

twitter daughter

visiting my anesthesiologist who knows anesthesiology to take some anesthesia

who are you apologizing to

degen isn’t a real word

it’s kinesiology

who are you apologizing to

he thinks aspas isn’t good enough for duelist unironically

degen isn’t a real word