lorenzopajaroFC
Flag: Brazil
Registered: August 10, 2021
Last post: June 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Posts: 3932
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https://www.vlr.gg/173670/most-overrrated-player

https://www.vlr.gg/173723/aspas-downfall

https://www.vlr.gg/175001/where-are-aspas-critics

Step 1: Call Brazil Bronzil, brazilians monkey, be toxic and mock every Brazilian team
Step 2: Predict all Brazilians go 0-2
Step 3: Watch the match

Step 4:

If Brazil loses:
Step 4.1.1: mocks brazilians and be toxic
Step 4.1.2: play victim when brazilians call out your toxicity
Step 4.1.3: Wait for the next match/tournament starts
Step 4.1.4: Go back to Step 1

If Brazil wins:
Step 4.2.1: act like you never were toxic against brazilians
Step 4.2.2: play moralist and create a lot of topics calling brazilians toxic
Step 4.2.3: Wait for the next match/tournament starts
Step 4.2.4: Go back to Step 1

It never fails dude

posted about 2 years ago

What was that platchat leak that he got so drunk he had to be carried out of the hotel lobby

posted about 2 years ago

Thats why I said it’s “almost as good as Jett” it’s still an effective mechanism for getting into good positions with an OP and then getting out, not as good as Jett’s sure but if you add the extra smokes and flash you get with it you could make a good case for preferring him over Jett/chamber

posted about 2 years ago

China’s got the same issue as every other minor region, some INSANE talent laying around that’s unfortunately spread around carrying bots instead of joining together to form a superteam

It was the case with the BR scene until Loud came around and lumped some stars together

posted about 2 years ago

Im guessing Omen OP is the new meta, has a get out of jail card almost as good as nerfed Jett + better support util for the team

posted about 2 years ago

KKKKKKKKKKKK

posted about 2 years ago

Of course it matters, it’s just harder to go crazy and own when everyone you’re going against is capable of doing the same thing

posted about 2 years ago

I love how your brain functions

posted about 2 years ago

I guess it’s a good thing these guys refuse to advertise products they don’t like, some nice show of character

posted about 2 years ago

Do people realize they do this because they don’t like aimlabs?

At least in Loud’s case all of the players think aimlabs sucks, but they’re forced by riot to do these bits so they just troll

posted about 2 years ago

Don’t disrespect a pro’s take like that

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s getting harder to hate you

That bitch ass stupid ass basement dweller styling got me banned for a week so I made an alt and saw a chance to hate on you for giggles, just couldn’t do it tho so idk what’s happening to me

posted about 2 years ago

Somebody hacked your account cause you’ve been catching way too many Ws recently

posted about 2 years ago

Ayo weird, just search “day in the life of Tenz” and you’ll find it

posted about 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/dEsq6B3aZN

That Sacy-Kyedae interaction is fucking awkward man I love it

posted about 2 years ago

Amazing showing from GENG, will definitely be watching out for this team from now on

posted about 2 years ago

Shiiiiit my bad I forgot that Klaus was the Argentinian

posted about 2 years ago

Truuuuee you can 100% imagine Mazino pulling the same shit

posted about 2 years ago

Loud is just such a joy to watch, whether they’re doing good or not you’ll always see some crazy plays

posted about 2 years ago

He was never in doubt, bro’s always been a beast

posted about 2 years ago

These guys ain’t missing

posted about 2 years ago

He’s not being his normal self, not creating any excuses but he was the one that got hit the hardest by that flu

posted about 2 years ago

It was their permaban dude..

posted about 2 years ago

THATS MY IGL

posted about 2 years ago

Go check how the one pearl they’ve played went as well

posted about 2 years ago

Loud was never good at these maps bro, I’m getting worried

posted about 2 years ago

Changing a player a week before the event doesn’t pass on a good look

posted about 2 years ago

Em questão de público não faz o mínimo sentido bro, só os Estados Unidos já tem 12x a player base do BR

Público brasileiro nesse joguinho é minúsculo

posted about 2 years ago

It’s a much better source then the logic you presented for saying EG>SEN

posted about 2 years ago

They can’t even decide what their roster is lol

posted about 2 years ago

Well, going by everyone they scrimmed against, they’ve all placed SEN convincingly higher then EG

posted about 2 years ago

Não dropariam um isso sim, os cara vão continuar achando q tem algum time br alem da Loud e vão continuar passando vergonha

posted about 2 years ago

It’s called nepotism

posted about 2 years ago

Why are Brazilians the ones doubting loud now while the rest of the world cheers for them

posted about 2 years ago

Finally, I’m sick of people saying that loud will suck now because they lost their coach

posted about 2 years ago

The torture that was watching that VK team, murizzz won’t stop till he makes the whole world suffer

posted about 2 years ago

No there wasn’t, wtf

Wasn’t the crowd only for playoffs in champions? Wait till then to make comparisons

posted about 2 years ago

I like how the actual best player on the team gets called “positive complimentary addition”

That’s how much Fnatic fans know about valorant

posted about 2 years ago

My bad bro I didn’t know it was him

posted about 2 years ago

Historically we’ve always done well in pre-tournament scrims so I agree that we’ll need to watch these matches first

posted about 2 years ago

I don’t think them owning these teams on scrims is that big of an achievement anymore

posted about 2 years ago

Our rivalry only extends to when we’re playing eachother

Whenever one is playing a non third world country we root for them

posted about 2 years ago

Pretty much whole event, every day was almost sold out

posted about 2 years ago

Mas ngm vai atrair o público q esses caras atraem, ent de q que adianta

posted about 2 years ago

O cenário competitivo Br pode crescer o quanto for q não vai ter uma audiência boa do mesmo jeito, tamo faltando esses cara tipo o gaulês pra trazer uma puta audiência nova

Infelizmente isso nunca vai acontecer pq esses cara vão continuar apoiando aquele jogo em q nunca mais vamo ter sucesso. Gaulês começou a apoiar valorant aí quando viu q tava ameacando o CS pulou fora, e o michel só apoia pq é o único game em q ele pode sair da sombra do Gau.

posted about 2 years ago

Facts! I tried to buy tickets for a lot of these games and could only find enough seats for me and my friends in one of them

posted about 2 years ago

Dayum their X factor is keloqz and He’s already owning

posted about 2 years ago

None, these guys keep talking about “riot capped the audience at 1500 people” as if that would’ve made a difference to the 50 in attendance

posted about 2 years ago

Probably yeah, I don’t even think it’ll be better during the weekend

posted about 2 years ago

According to him it’s supposed to be “jazz”

But it looks a lot more like jizz, you can Google that for yourself

posted about 2 years ago
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