if you say yes ik ur lying

.https://strawpoll.com/B2ZBELx97gJ

also if ur a woman whos straight dont answer the poll and instead message me directly with your answer

thank you!

-ssnakey (igl)
+ssnakey
-retla
+steel
-y0y (duelist)
+y0y (sentinel)
-deryeon (flex)
+deryeon (duelist)

finished product:
y0y
steel
ssnakey
zest
deryeon

if i was america:

extra large cheeseburger with large fries and extra large bacon milkshake with red 40 😂😂😂

(im not america btw)

they were ass bruh they only beat the relegation teams and made msi because they had a free group

chunkio was so lazy naming his alts

idk what this means but it would ruin valorant

skrossi 1.02 rating

yay .90 rating

yay trash af, skrossi overhated. yay glazers need to stop

oh nah bro really makes 5 yay posts a day

half glazing and half hating nahhh this is too funny fr

Is surely the one who has the most aces right?

Or is it the one who plays the most roles/map in regional competition? (Intel, flashes, duelist, sentinel, controller are the roles I’m using)

Or is it the one who has the most international trophies?

Or is it the one who managed to get 4 podium finishes in 5 consecutive international tournaments?

Or maybe it’s el diablo?

Well thankfully this question is easy to answer, as all the people I have named are Jaccob “yay” Whiteaker 🐐🐐

Yay lost passion you’re right. He doesn’t care about winning and it shows

+marved (Nguyen)
+fns (Indian)
+victor (wong)
+crashies (friend of wong )

He’s shotgun radiant player and he likes furries and meows/barks on discord with teenage girls

I think

-yay
+juicy
-Retla
+egoist
-sscary
+crazyguy

Almost, maybe next time

wtf they deleted his comment

it was at like -70 downfrags

LOL
upfragged!

oh chunki0, my sweet chunki0

nah its zeta tomorrow

skrossi better no bs

if yay drops 79 kills tomorrow and breaks the b03 international kill record where is he on your list of goats?

for me he rises to at least 4, maybe even 3

and there it is!! yays seventy-ninth kill marks the new international kill record for a best of three!! step aside demon1, step aside zekken, step aside aspas, el diablo is back with the greatest performance in valorant history!!

24 kills on sunset
11 kills on split
44 kills on fracture

also yeah tac0 is pretty bad
worst case of chamber merchant ever i think

in a span of 5 series he was able to

• diff buzz
• beat cryo
• diff derke
• diff jamppi
• diff f0rsaken

and after chamber nerf he was going triple negative against 0-9 kru

you forgot d0rke

apac is unique because they didnt like chamber as much as other regions, they didnt have any chamber merchants like na, latam or even emea

thank you brother

why havent the top chamber merchants converted to sentinel?

d0rke was pretty good, now he has a .76 rating, .12 fkpr and a .23 fdpr

cryo was once the highest rated player at an international event, now hes on 100t (hes good tho)

yay was the goat, now hes washed

d0rke was pretty good, now he has a .76 rating, .12 fkpr and a .23 fdpr

tacolilla was actually good once upon a time, then he was maybe the worst player in americas

d0rke was pretty good, now he has a .76 rating, .12 fkpr and a .23 fdpr

wardell was really good, now retired and stream snipes ranked

none of these guys played sentinel after 2022 and they all fell off

ur right, dk why i even mentioned it

alr bored of nrg dominance, gonna be a long season bud

fnatic also won tokyo brah

i dont feel bad he sold out for a trillion dollar contract

OH MY GOD YAY DROPPED 78 IN 3 MAPS???!!

i cant wait to watch the goat in class

that being said.. zeta wins 2-0 and yay has negative rating

and then you have 5'1 oxy

its like dephh and zekken back in the day

im straight but i kinda get excited watching him on stage

i forgot to include that they played same rounds yes

you stole my post buddy

aspas vs sen: 68 kills

oxy vs eg: 76 kills

i know whos better...

he would hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, FUCK the shit out of bang

mvp last map

they did it again and it worked. xeppaa this time tho

i was hyping his legacy before the season, he made a fool of me for thinking hes good. i cannot forgive him

sideshow funnier

thats why they had this cast for the meaningless g2 v sen game

if you picked c9 to win you might be dumb, eg winning is the most obvious result ever, no idea how anybody got it wrong

vanity buys oxy guardian and has 0 credits. hmmmmmmmmmmm

move pawn first
after that you cant do much wrong

deadahh bra?

bros gonna miss a 3 map series with 2 ots

derke has .76 rating, .12 fkpr and a .23 fdpr