my goat

ok but old optic did this and so did early NRG and it felt tactically sound and interesting whenever FNS was calling.
this G2 just doesn't have good marketability

yeah looks about right

hes thinking about malenia's feet

Bro can deadlift 500 pounds of gamer

bro is crossfaded

no, i dont like

GG 2v5

GGs

according to napkin math, sentinels have 6 wins and its impossible for 5 teams to get 6 wins (at least one team plays each other)
so spots 2-6 will have a winning record of at least 6 wins. and sen have a better map record

yay, both are gone now.

based. keep going down the rabbit hole

ngl zellsis was mid as fuck, but his clutches on havens and his lurks here on split are pretty good.
it would be disingenuous to call him bad or just a vibe merchant

Defense is more protocol based ig, and they don't have the time to set it up

yeah, he knows the mentality of addicted gamers, and the chronically online 4chan/vlr poster, some of his advice is very applicable, though dont be exclusve to him, check out other sources ofc

do push ups and pull ups on your push pull

for pullups, you can start with negatives then work your way up to full reps
4 for 5 is good starting out, try to work towards 4 for 10

just spam pushups till failure

normie shit. some is ok, rest is mid

doombro stocks are way up. even if he was mid compared to innovative coaches, he drilled FPX/Navi to be discipline. deadass think Navi is gonna explode after this season and bring him back.

on the other hand, Emil's stocks are in the gutter. He wasted nats for almost 2 years now, and keiko, who was a decent upcoming duelist but can't put up numbers like woot, miniboo, or even marteen

wheres yessirrski when we need his bitchass

i agree with this sentiment, i think 2021 SEN was literally all based on vibes and the rest of the farmers were carried by their star duelist. Gambit was good bc Enghh's plans just dominated everyone else. we are seeing with modern KC that even plans can fall apart and modern ability to midround is important

everyone else are farmers

Novocaine - fall out boys
sugar coat - kiss of life
毎日 - kenshi yonezu
houdini - eminem
mirror - ado
likey - twice
sonne - rammstein
for whom the bell tolls - metallica
can't hold us - macklemore
kool-aid - bring the horizon
from the start - good kid
misery business - paramore

wait im so confused.

we need this guy to get lasik ASAP

NRG rn would smoke LEV

the problem is when other people read it and gamble that sen are retaking (GenG, PRX, TH)

crowd would only show up for 4 matches a week, any NA vs NA games would be empty :v

exactly. Peak valorant vs shitter valorant. you gotta see the worst teams in franchising and appreciate some of the other upper tier ones.

FNS MASTERCLASS

this is actually such a good day for valorant. this game is delivering so well.

in a double duelist comp
reyna/phoniex/iso (first contact) + raze/jett/yoru (movement)
the 1st contact gets the mvt duelist to chokepoint (through main) using their util
jett/raze/yoru/neon fly out (onto site), 2nd duelist is 2nd out, ready to trade but not using util while running out

single duelist double initiator
have your initiator util take first contact, (sova drone/dog/prowler), secondary initiator(kayo, breach,gekko) is second out, since the drone/dog/prowler is active, and primary initiator cant shoot back

double smokes/single initiator
omen can tp out with movement duelist, since skye is in dog and fade is throwing her shit, i guess gekko can run out but gekko single initiator is trolling

other stuff
brim should be running out 2nd since he has no util in post plant
sentinel can be second entry in cases where they dont have any util left (cypher, chamber, KJ w/o molly)

besides 1st and second, the rest doesn't really matter (they will be throwing set util on the exec: flashes, recon, molly, smokes) - viper is typically MVP in postplants so you want them to go in last, same for omen, if your saving paranoia for anti-retake

bet

thats what im saying, im excited for zekken over victor or miniboo

victor just made space for Yay to do chamber things.
i felt as though Rb and zekken actually got value out of sliding on people for the entry and had generally better FK/FD ratios

bro has not watched Rb neon on fracture. bro was the undisputed GOAT of neon at that era

watching good neon is really fun, im hoping SEN put zekken put him back on neon. i loved seeing his neon tbh.

ZEKKEN MY GOAT IS SO FUCKIKING BACKK

kick victor + crashies, get less and demon1 back

bet

hes ok at those agents its just that he can't win his fights bc his movement in duels is trash.
he insta sprays every engagement at long range and now people are adapting to him.
players like meteor and karon, and even munchkin have really good first bullet accuracy just shit on him

derke's yoru just isn't it. he has like no impact, why do they keep playing it

ketamine, SSRis shrooms help
playing valo and CS for 10+ hours a day also works

musashi
parable of the sower

if internet forum with cringe kids
then incel.

engineering pays the bills.

its not worth it.
if hes as smart as you claim he can get full ride to any decent engineering college

broke boyes

well if you crouch jump at the right angle you insta land so you can actually shoot

i did it in my last game, i did it normally, crouch + strafing

i think beyn does know english iirc

Zellsis, Beyn, Oxy, Boostio, Benjy