gamergirl
Flag: France
Registered: September 7, 2024
Last post: January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Posts: 3080
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im going to hit 40k with 60hz before botster hits 30k with a alfajer duo

posted 3 months ago

lmfao cooked that glory hunter

posted 3 months ago

whats below ass? throw him in that tier

posted 3 months ago

how on earth is jampii a tier below the most consistent duelist since 2021

posted 3 months ago

either you think derke is shit or youre delusional

posted 3 months ago

its bc hes not getting traded by his shit team

VLR rating heavily favors mfs that get trades and get traded

its why Leo is such a statistical darling, he plays far back and is consistently getting trades

posted 3 months ago

can you pls explain why you keep terrorizing sayf?

is this a personal beef or you just have to always ruin his rosters?

I speak for all vitality and liquid fans when i say you need to retire before you get a chance to reign terror on EMEA for another season

EMEA asuna

posted 3 months ago

yeah hes def on a bandwagon, but on the other hand its time for the next jampii shitpost

posted 3 months ago

rn hes playing flash ini cuz of his team but i used to see alot of senti and duelist of him too

and controller he just plays everything

he just reminds me of suyg0tsu a bit movement wise

posted 3 months ago

mini prime suygetsu but polish aura

posted 3 months ago

i left at 19 but i got job

my mom left brazil at like 21

its not impossible but i wouldnt expect everyone to be as handsome smart and ambitious as myself, have to nerf myself by spending freetime trolling on vlr or id have no character flaws

#stayhumble

posted 3 months ago

NA teams: our best players set records for highest ACS and rating in internationals!

BR teams: our best players are narcissistic cyber bullies

i know who represents me!

posted 3 months ago

ngl i repent that one was mean af lol

posted 3 months ago

bodied boasters scoreline

posted 3 months ago

who tf wants to watch bigstic waddle onto stage lmfao

posted 3 months ago

you had fucking enzo mistic and j0mpii last year rodent

kamo is better than all 3

posted 3 months ago

keep him out of tier 1, theres a reason u bandwagoning VIT rn u know hes washed

posted 3 months ago

LOL theyre gonna flop so hard nvm

i had faith before.keiko smokes and nats igl

posted 3 months ago

this roster is better than you fuckers deserve tbfh

posted 3 months ago

what other igl would they even sign

if kamo is close to signing then theyd need an emea init/igl

i just dk how good of an igl kristal is LMFAO, he could be ass

posted 3 months ago

better than fnatic and navi!

posted 3 months ago

oh wtf

if theyre trialing kamo and kr1stal its a good team then

but they will be KKKK </3

posted 3 months ago

why would they sign kamo they should just pickup two intitiators rn

is keiko leaving?

posted 3 months ago

cant believe people rate xeppa in 2024

posted 3 months ago

options r kinda mid now

i think they signed a head coach too late

posted 3 months ago

vlr users when people actually talk about esports instead of blindly worshipping everyone

posted 3 months ago

no echo chamber, no protection, no bias

10 pros that objectively need to retire from tier 1

1 j0mpii - roach
2 xeppa - terrorist
3 carpe - fossil
4 zellsis - vibes. merchant.
5 asuna - paycheck. stealer.
6 boaster - EMEA try not to import NA talent and actually use EMEA t2 to replace these geezers that are dropping stinkers, its 2024 if your igl is dropping 6 kills a map it doesnt matter how good his calling is
7 cned - let it go blud have u seen the turks we have
8 85% of franchised brazillian players

posted 3 months ago

theyre gonna go for a t2 run with KPi dw

posted 3 months ago

I just think the business model rn for talent is incorrect

obv t2 teams need to profit off of talent, but there should be different ways so that theyre actually able to make it to tier 1, if thats performance based incentives, like if a player qualifies for masters then the team that they were bought from gets more money or something etc etc

RN the tier 1 teams are taking too huge of a risk buying kids

posted 3 months ago

hes right diarrheaquid fan, emea has talent tho

can you imagine being EMEA with a gazillion different tier 2 teams ables to show off talent and shit, and picking up from the 10 NA tier 2 teams LOL

like there is so much opportunity in EMEA, and partly is because all these EMEA orgs contract jail all the good talent

we had mfs like kadavra who was hididng in French T2, came to tier 1 and instantly started dropping bombs

posted 3 months ago

what are the buyouts in most of T2, and why are such young players not setting lower buyouts for themselves???

I feel like if youre 18 signing in t2 you should be negotiating a max 50k buyout for yourself before you even start talking wages, that is if you believe in yourself ofc

posted 3 months ago

him too but bang dropped some nukes too tbf

bang is good but hes got a choke problem

gotta start calling it the buzz syndrome

posted 3 months ago

riot is just better than valve at video games sadly

i love csgo but riot has better skins, the esports are more organized and tied in with the general game, even tho the game is newer, and the anti cheat for this game was a game changer tbf

posted 3 months ago

stopppp he was good in 2022 LCQ he has potential!

posted 3 months ago

watching them

go watch some of the italian t2 teams play valorant its kinda just ranked

g2 gozen are alright tactically, and they just make less mistakes because they have better coaches, its strictly a strategic thing, the top GC team have solid coaching

posted 3 months ago

lmfao tbf tho he is really irritating to watch if ur a rival

fucker just baits you into thinking you have a nice counter and megs ur attackers instead

posted 3 months ago

wtf does he even do atleast hate on someone with personality busquests just plays ball

posted 3 months ago

McE carried C9 into believing they could scout

Jakee and Runi were god tier finds for the budget C9 had tbf

posted 3 months ago

haodong still assistant coach instead of just benching him they let him contribute

posted 3 months ago

just admit you think demon1 is hot and move on, no need for the other sentences or wtv

happy for u or sorry that happened

posted 3 months ago

WORST MANAGEMENT RANKED

FREEMEA - have you ever debated whether EMEA > Americas or NA? No worries! EMEA managers ended the debate for you by importing Americas talent to carry them!

APAC - Korean orgs trading players for years like a american uni trade STD

Brazil - nepotism central, worse than APAC cuz apac atleast has decent korean players, Americas management managed to lose Less and Aspas to another region within 2 years

Americas - (not brazil) meh only NRG is ass

China - Always makes decent moves, idk much about them but they actually have had a player retire from playing go directly into coaching, so i rate that ( Fenis take notes ur ass as fuck )

posted 3 months ago

100t fan downplaying stats while still riding the hype of a 2022 LCQ

posted 3 months ago

and everyone on n0vi wishes they were aspas

its a cruel cycle innit

posted 3 months ago

most kids dream of being messi or neymar, in estonia they know they have no future in football so they dream of being a baiter in diamond ELO

posted 3 months ago

aspas mogs all of fraudvi and that snus fiend ange1 + the boar peniis

posted 3 months ago

1 Potter - will not elaborate he is OP

2 TenZ - stayed on shitty org for two years and gave them another trophy as soon as they gave him some semblance of an IGL

3 Kr1stal - consistently makes deep ascension runs, thus cucking every other team, knowing he cant play because every team he has has two russians, he fucks people for the love of the game <3

4 Sayf - carried guild with leo and troxx, carried diarrheaquid, carried poverality, looks hot and is a snus merchant

5 benjyfishy - the definition of "but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke"

6 Less - eats happy meals like i drink water, bullies his teammates, abused peak viper, destroyed a loud dyansty GOAT

posted 3 months ago

i heard crashies and victor need a nurse to take care of them in their old age, since neT has retired from valorant he could apply for that

posted 3 months ago
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