zeek

i dont wanna wait

henbaby's departure has me thinking... will i really live on in his name for a entire year? who will inevitably come and replace me? deep thoughts huh...
veiny ahh dih

Has an amazing plot but the girls trip over in a revealing everything and always get their clothes ripped with the high pitched voice. Reminds me of Kirya

Only the Lev game matters, their just saving strats for that game. Why would they try for a game that doesn't matter? NRG dont need this to qualify

yeah its against the rules but unless there was solid proof its kinda hard to call someone out for it, evcen if they truly were match fixing it will go unpunished ( i dont think they were tho
)

Yay what u need?
crashies is what u need
Yay what u need?
Fns is what u need
Marved still what you want baby
It's not that serious
Victor still what u need baby
It's not that serious
I like the way that he shoot, I like the way that he moves
I like the way that he aim, I like the way that he improves
I live off your team and my heart beating for yay
Yay say you wouldn't die for me, I hope that that is true
Yay, how do I know if we winning, potter?
yay, how do I know if icy killing for me, potter?
derek tryna' tell me, I don't understand
Tell me what u need, yay 'll follow your demands
yay What u need
potter What u need
derek What u need, from me derek
supamen What do you want from icy, or what u need?
Or what u need
nature tryna ride in my bed like a mustang,
I got a watch on my wrist, it's a bussdown, (13-0)
I'm tryna hop on a flight out of La (toronto)
But I told yay to bring it right 'round, (yuh)
yay what you need?
derek what you need from mе?
potter what you need?
supamen what you need from me?
Yistyy, yistyy
yay what you need?
crashies is what you need,
yay what you need?
fns is what you need

Babysasuke and nutab1e don’t fw you, come q with a real alpha like myself

My candidates are
LeBron
Micheal Jordan
Lightning McQueen
Micheal Phelps
Max verstappen
Chloe kim
Wayne Gretzky
Jon jones
Khabib
Connor mcgregor
Tom Brady
Messi
Ronaldo
Usain bolt( I forgot him sorry)
Elysium
Froggy

Who is the greatest out of those? I think it’s lightning McQueen

And wonder who will be the first person to goon on it?

Is it because I’m 6’6 and nonchalant?

I go first
Elysium - abode of the blessed after death
I’m blessed💯

Assuming kru beats 100t, g2 beats c9, and Mibr and sen win out. And loud and nrg win their last games. Playoff games will look something like this I believe (not exactly)

Sen
…………. G2
C9

Mibr
…………. Kru
100t

Loud
Loser of Sen c9

Loser of mibr 100t
Nrg

You’ve stayed up late 3 different times to watch Sen lose and instead they win. Nice hate watching😹

You think I tried to ragebait? I don’t post bait this bad. I just posted something random, that is all

G2 better that is all

Sen fans are basically a cult, and cults can be religious, so being a Sen fan is basically a religion and religion is banned on vlr. Who’s with me?

But then I realized each of the players have something I don’t, I’m tired of hating let’s start enjoying VCT for what it is

60 girls is crazy, but tbh I don’t think he knew the one girl was a minor, she had to confirm to riot she was a minor which by using context clues means it was no where on her profile.

He has a type he shot and he missed 60 times

Edit: someone tell me what I said that was wrong I don’t get it

Today I celebrate the 1 year creation of the account “elysxxm” it was not the first but it will most definitely be the last

Where is my cake and my balloons? I made this to celebrate, just to highlight my time on here btw
https://youtube.com/shorts/DRjeTKPadT8?si=7YPUsSG214kQ3jYd

Elysium - abode of the blessed after death

I'm the user who came all the way from twitter for the sole purpose of baiting you. I am the user you've heard of in legends, pure bait and awakened by engagement . That's what I am. I AM THE SUPER USER, SON ELYSIUM

Elysium - the abode of the blessed after death

Don’t worry after the my cooldown era I will be the next coming of henbaby. He left it all to me and I will not disappoint…

https://www.vlr.gg/458749/im-passing-the-to-elysxxm-no-need-to-downvote-me

When should I go live

Me vs kfan
I’m immortal 1, he’s diamond 2 ex immortal

So basically he’s 76ers Paul George and I’m 2016 Steph ( for my ball fans)

Shameless https://www.vlr.gg/463683/dryad-please

It’s mild and he shouldn’t be “punished” imo, I’ll give him this, production should have never played it and says got too comfortable. He said something you say behind closed doors not thinking production would air it out.

Another day

When he said “us” he didn’t mean like him, for example, if my favorite team wins I might say “we” won or the other team couldn’t beat “us” but I’m not on the team? I’m not involved? So sayf might not have been involved. He could’ve been the one watching for all we know.

This week looks super easy but I have a feeling this will be the upset of the week. 2g have looked better and better while 100t are on the back of cryo.

2G TO PLAYOFFS!

I still find it kinda crazy a game changers player made it into tier 1 ngl, what flor is doing hasn’t been seen in awhile. I genuinely can’t name 1 thing she’s bad at, get her a better team and we’re gonna see one of the greatest players to touch the game (she already is mechanically) she’s a top 20 duelist itw rn, and a top 3-5 in emea imo. All the haters she gets aren’t because of her performance

Yo quick tip for baiting, you don’t wanna post on the hours of 9pm pst and 3am pst, Americas aren’t on and emea are still in the process of waking up. Save post like this for active hours champ. Now good night I’m going to bed, hope to see you active tomorrow baiting😁👍

10-12th

cold take: im better than you

i think esports merch is kinda cringe ngl, do anyone of you actually buy it?

i dont care about :3 as a team, i dont care if they qualify, i dont care who is on the team, i dont care about the flair, the flag, or how good they are unless their name is G2 or they are in Tier 1

Easily candaman , hate Canada man so much with a passion

Tell me what in the post is bait I only said the truth😭
Emea won’t win this year
Emea is washed
They will win again soon but not this year
This game is sorry

After watching this game I can confidently say that for atleast this year emea isn’t winning anything. Will they win anything ever again? Probably. But it will take a s1mple level player to save them. Are they washed? Yeah lmao

Every year I have to sit through another promising roster just for them to fail. I actually believed fut would be good but now I’ve lost all hope. My fault for believing I won’t be doing it again

Riot don’t have to not play favorites, it’s not in the contract they have to treat every team equally I’m sure, they don’t control who teams scrim, all this drama for a fluke heavy region.

i get called a henbaby clone, i post about something im a trembo clone, or a henbaby alt. everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go

Nahhhh ima do my own thing

Distant cooldowns, better baitery
Kfan bringing it all back again
Great post, users in condensation
I'm going outside take a break from it
berry say too late to post
Got your account in a headlock
I don't believe any of it
egann say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
use a alt account, bait someone out of line
Throw a upvote with a unexpected smile
With big intention, still posted after 30
Always on about the day it should have logged
n1cf say too late to post
Got your accountin a headlock
I don't believe any of it
kfan say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
Afraid to post (how can you post? how can you post?)
Got your account in a headlock (how can you post? how can you post? )
I don't believe any of it (how can you Post?)
prancer say too late to post
With your heart in a headlock (how can you bait? how can you bait?)
You know you're better than this (how could you?)
You've been lurking, you've been waiting
And you look so dumb half the time
Monitoring me, like machines do
30m You've still got it, I'm just keeping an eye
You've been lurking, you've been waiting
And you look so dumb half the time (don't care)
Monitoring me, like machines do (will not)
30m You've still got it, I'm just keeping an eye (the end)
You know you're better than this
Can't make a post
Got your account in a headlock
No, I don't believe any of it
butterfly say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
Afraid to post (how can you lost? how can you lose?)
Got your heart in a headlock (how can you lost? how can you lose?)
I don't believe any of it (how can you lose?)
henbaby say too late to post (miss you goat)
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this....

stop posting about 30 minutes i no longer find it funny

xeus has been really good so its fair hes above all of them id say, i see fut finally doing something this year so its some bias. i also think jemkin is wayyy to low i kinda skimmed over in making the list ngl, hes definitely in A

• Players in the same tier are in order

• S
  Jawgemo G2
  Derke Vit
  Buzz T1
  Aspas Mibr
  Xeus Fut
  Kangkang Edg

• A
  Textur3 Geng
  Kaajak Fnc
  Keznit Kru
  Cryo 100t
  Something Prx
  Famouz Bme
  Hyunmin Drx

• B
  Zekken Sen
  Alfajer Fnc
  Primmie Tln
  Kamo Liquid
  Woot Th
  Stew Jdg
  Mada Nrg
  meteor T1
  Sayf Vit
  Rarga Xlg
  Miniboo Th
  Whzy Blg
  Kai Trace

• C
  Jemkin RRQ
  Flor apeks
  Oxy c9
  Dgzin Loud
  Forsaken Prx
  Meiy Dfm
  Life Fpx
  Asuna 100t
  Dambi Spg
  Lewn BBL
  CB Nova

• D
  GuanG Nova
  Dep Zeta
  Marteen Kc
  Artzin Mibr
  Kingg Lev
  Juicy wolves
  mwzera Fur
  Ninebody Tyl
  SpiritZ1 Drg
  purp0 gx

• F
  Icy Eg
  Askia 2g
  Jingg Prx
  Patrickwho GE
  Tvirusluke Tec
  Click Apeks
  Jremy Ts
  Filu KOI
  Havoc Fur

reading comprehension is reccomended,

edit: your not getting your reply in 30 minutes dummy

I get that they had 3 optic players had one point but that doesn’t just mean they are optic, they only have 1 old optic guy now. Nrg fans try to take optics credit and it’s laughable😭

If ur gonna group teams then make it make sense like
Navi/fpx
Vs/drx
Envy/optic

Zeek threw a wish in the well
Don't ask him, he’ll never tell
Fluke run and then he fell
And now you're in zeeks way
He’d trade your soul for a win
Tier 2 and drama for a chip
Kfan wasn't looking for this
But now you're in zeeks way
Your faith was holdin'
Bait post, flair was showin'
Late night, zeek was blowin
Where you think you're going, kfan?
Hey, I just bait you
And zeek is crazy
But here's zeeks user
So drop him maybe
It's hard to post right
For you kfan
But here's zeeks user
So drop him maybe?
Hey, I just bait you
And zeek is crazy
But here's his user
So drop him maybe?
And all the other acend
Cned tried to chase me
But here's his user
So drop him maybe?

What if this happened

Vlr duo needed: example, babysauke and nutab1e (nutab1e is the sidekick)

• Minimum 2000 post
• Active baiter
• willing to be my shadow
• im batman, your robin
• i will pay you in nitro
• any region
• have discord
• any star count

hit me up if you wanna apply (except danii)

i keep thinking its real teams playing and then i realize its "rrq acedemy" "kru blaze" "DFM accedmy" like i dont wanna watch them play just turn on tier 1 already