Homeless merchants

Yes boom will win in 2 you are correct

Human errors happen, don’t act like your dos9 the embodiment of perfection.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Dos9... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you smoke the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the vandal mag, and that gorgeous sim you have. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you lose. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game. you're a great husband for me and great father for me , sometimes I call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day play your last match. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the last hour. I remember when you first left tier2 and its like my heart doubled in size. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Tier 1 because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just want you to return to me. And alas you will my sweet baby boy come home and I’ll rejoice. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2026 you will make history happen. You will come back from 9-3 in the finals of map 5 and I will believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and hear my glorious king exclaim these words, "BOOM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting better but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Dos9.☺️♥️🫶🏻

H

I understand my lyrical prowess shocked you

Henbaby hate won’t be tolerated here

Little something I made for boom

Sippin' on some boom team
I'm sippin' on boom team
I can't put down the cope
Can't put down the cope (what time it is? Boom time)
I can't put down the cope
Can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
Sippin' on boom team
With dos9, I fell in love
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
Sippin' on some boom team
With dos9, I fell in love
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
I can't put down the cope
Got kicked out of Franchise 'cause of Sin prisa gaming
They sent me to Tier 2with all of the drug addicts
That's when I started betting on boom and picking up bad habits
And I love all boom members but I promise I'm not a dos9 glazer

I’m a generational talent I’m like Shakespeare

We both like apple cider
But your hair be smelling like fruit punch
And I don't even like you that much
Wait dos9, I do, fuck
Call me at midnight
Let's give this thing a try
Dos9 said he liked my hair
So go ahead and touch it
Dos9 said he liked the jumper I wore
So I always wore it
It's really nice to talk to dos9
It's really nice to hold your hand
It's really nice to talk to dos9
It's really nice to hold your hand
And even if we're just friends
We could be more than that dos9
And even if we're just friends
We could be more than that dos9

I mean I guess we’ll just have to see, I doubt nrg make Bangkok but kru are generational chokers

Unretire him, if fns can do it so can sacy

I will igu

What’s so funny I’m not a boom fan

Lev,g2,sen,100t,nrg,Loud, are better maybe 100 thieves and lev are worse but not both
At minimum they are 6th best in region they are bottom half or mid

-all 5 players
+aspas
+saadhak
+less
+sacy
+pancada

We’re boutta watch the greatest comeback of all time

Moo for me Pr0mm00

They say, Lil boostio, where you been at?" I'm just passin' a breeze
I been runnin' up a check, that's why 100 thieves on me
I been coolin', layin' low, but I'm not takin' a seat
But just know a theif back and this time I won't leave
I been runnin', runnin', runnin', gotta check me a bag
I got hunnids on my neck and I got nadeshot on my ass
asuna said I'm goin' broke, well, I just take it and laugh
I be speedin' in that foreign with Five-O on my back
But I'm boostio I won't ever change, rubbin' off the paint
Smokin sentinels, got a Uzi in my lap, I let it bang
Free bang, know he keep a 'K, but he not bangK
I up the chop and let it blow him, watch zander heat his face, I'm boostio
And all my young theives pullin' triggers, we theives
We let zander off until you feel us, for you zekken
That's always on IG with them nrg players, takin' pictures
Is you really gon' use 'em or you just loafin' for fns

Your the only person I’ve ever seen include wins like these they mean nothing

i did actually, how'd you know?

yeah i made this account in 2024 but ive been on vlr since 2023

vlr addict? okay bro 790 post in 700+ days is not addict

real

24/7? go find another post besides ones in ther last couple hours where i hated on mibr 24/7
ofc im gonna say somethign about the team that is playing mid

you know its possible to have 2 twitch accounts for vlr right?, i have a different account i made start of 2023 that i never used

so we just gonna BLOW past the fact i hated on clown 9 too, ur on dick replying to everything of mine rn

brother is comparing vlr stars to irl now lock in buddy, 790 post between 2023 and 2025 is nothing lmao
and i had 5 stars then i got restricted

Made in bathroom blows past Clown9 in mickey mouse clubhouse lower bracket

arent g2 rated like top of americas and top 5 itw by like every vlr user besides g2 haters? lmao keep coping

no way ur comparing attention as kid to VLR POST LMAO KEEP COPING YOUR TEAM IS NEVER GONNA WIN ANYTHING. YOUR PROJECTING BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN PARENTS

they drop xeppa off at the retirement home and pick up vanity

me when my t2 brazilian team wins against a flukey terrible joke of an org

Cloud9 have announced the signings of former in-game leader Dylan "runi" Cade and returning igl "Vanity" after their second match of the Americas League against MIBR

After just barely missing out on last year shanghai vanity was signed by C9 alongside "oxy" as part of a rebuild ahead of the 2024 Americas League. Despite advancing to the playoffs, Cloud9 were crushed by an upcoming kru in their opener. After eliminating absolutely no one, the team advanced home to meet vanity and runi in cancun, in a last bid for tickets to Masters bangkok

Unfortunately, C9 were eliminated in a heartbreaking map three loss to MIBR, relegating them to t2 because they suck With one last chance at making Champions this year, the team started off strong by sending NRG to the lower bracket before falling in the wake of MIBR Esports mickey mouse run.

In a twisted turn of fate, the very team that sent C9 home would be none other than MIBR after a reverse sweep crushed any hope of crowning a North American bangkok representitive. Shortly after, C9 released mitch in the midst of 2025 kickoff. The orgless player had his own plans to sign with no one because hes ass, but the project was dissolved ahead of Challengers.

A different storyline awaited runi in 205; the renowned Sentinel player was tasked with fighting his way through North America's Challengers League alongside jakee – the former cloud9 core – in hopes of qualifying for the cancun last chance qualifer

Despite just barely making the franchise league two swift losses to MIBR and g2 Esports – the eventual kickoff kings – eliminated mitch,net and his teammates from contention. The roster of cloud9 would later be picked apart as a merger with cancun cardinals separated players from both teams in hopes of creating a contending roster for the next Challengers series.

mitch finds himself on the short end of the stick, but relocated to a homeless shelter, before opting to join shanghai sharks. The newly-formed troupe of talent breezed through red bull homeground secured a spot at kickoff lower breacket before mitch departed the team for a spot in franchising.

Cloud9's new roster will make its debut again in like 3 months lmao
Cloud9 is now:

Anthony "vanity" Malaspina
Erick "Xeppaa" Bach
Dylan "runi" Cade
v1c
Francis "OXY" Hoang
Ian "Immi" Harding (Coach)
Guglielmo "GUGLi" Carraro (Assistant coach)

tsm have money what am i missing

GREAT IDEA! everyone should takes notes

i guess but now he just gave up his chances on making t1 for the year

he was on tsm, a team that will most likely make ascension and are also loaded

"two homeless people fight over a dollar" neither one is going past the second round lmao

My take on how to fix cloud9!!! :) (100% guaranteed fix)

-mitch
-v1c
-net
they remove their 3 worst preforming players
+vanity
+runi
+rossy
they keep oxy and extend his contract again to 2030 so he can go trophy-less longer
and add in 3 proven cloud9 offical players then drop them after stage 1 for zellsis, jakee, and yay

just bcs its sens academy doesnt mean hes playing for sen, its just t2 nothing different than he was already in

a t2 acedamy team does not equal playing for sentinels

oh no their beating a historically bad cloud9

this was tdawgs offer he couldnt resist? lmao

yeah that roster is stacked they could prob beat a top pacific team like drx

lev at 21 is criminal
navi and loud under liquid is crazy
heretics at 12 is harrassment
g2 not at 1 is suicidal
bbl and giantx cope
gentle goats cope
fnatic should go lower
100 thieves above bbl
kru will make champs so they should be like top 10

4 - drop aspas next year

whoever it is they arent cooking

cloud9 are kickoff and regualr season merchants they win this game but fail to qualify

do we seriously count first strike as a real tournament still