and im the only one thats right

okay but i have cavalier, so shouldnt everyone?

i played with the c9 head coach in my asc-immo lobby and he started tilting bcs we werent vct level comming for him

counterpoint, messi won a world cup

wa wa wa, my name is Two_Percent and i get zero ho's im chopped

thats nothing compared to what my goat makes during 7am content days

we dont employ him, he gives us free labor or else he wouldnt have a job bro, he knows his place

100t fans neg dif kru bro im sorry, they lost 1 time bcs they slipped up, my goat boostio wasnt trying

t1 hasnt hasnt been na in years unc, they cant play nrg calm down grandpa

yap yap yap my names taruuu1 and i no ho's

ok unc calm down take your meds grandpa, cloud9 hasnt made an event in years

ok unc, Chao Hui EDward Gaming arent a team anymore, this aint the 90's

"prime" and "lakers" in the same sentence, bait used to be believable, my king lebron raymore james difs every lakers team and clown 9

yo im sorry zephyara i know your passionate about this my fault bro, me personally out of those 4in the link (i havent seen the other 40) 100t is the best

holy shit zephyara what'd id tell u the first time

the views during events are so LOW and have started to TAPER and FADE away man like they used to be so MASSIVE

bro these valorant kickoff events are such a MASSIVE joke like who even asked for this LOW effort trash they hype it up like it’s gonna be CRAZY and then it’s just a bunch of boring matches that FADE out of relevance the second the years over. everything about it feels so TAPERED like teams start so good then run out of strats mid way through and don’t even get me started on how it’s supposed to be all sneaky and mysterious with the draws, how they reveal them a month before the matches like bro your a MEME and the games end up being completely predictable.

yap yap yap, my name is zephryara and i get zero ho's

w take he makes sense to me

pink is for boaster because his aim is
p-ointless
i-inaccurate
n-negligible
k-klutzy

good collectio, but im noticing a lack of cavalier skins? mind explaining that

what is this hate, people see superteams and just hate, not all super teams fail bro

i don"t see the 2004-2010 and 2014- 2018 cleveland cavaliers on this list?

zero ball knowledge brazil is in europe, its real name is portugal

bro you cant redeem yourself with that attrocious take you posted earlier

your hating on my 2nd goat (after lebron raymore james) flourescent

bro its too long im not readin allat

pretty good, although im noticing a sever lack of cavalier skins?

shut yo ah up cloudberry

tenz
sacy
chet
laz
nukkeye
vanity
mixwell
sinatra
sick
shazam
lebron
dephh
these are my favorite players i think they will do very well

they arent a budget but drx will NOT be better this year, they had their peak and wasted it

tdawg was sponsored by dr.pepper, was cned sponsored by dr.pepper?
cned is a bum

why would vlr report on bums

all my homies hate realm3098

straight bias
every emea team you named is from emea
every china team you named is chinese
every americas team you named is brazil
and every apac team you named is from apac
bait used to be believable

Cant believe its been 2 years since I showered 🙏
Time flies by fast

knew* and this isnt bait, primmie got grouped 0-2 and flashback im unfamiliar with, primmies was overhyped and got grouped, sure he was the best on the team but is being the best on a 4th seed fluke playoff run team that much of an accomplishment? primmie was okay man he was good but nowhere near what ppl hyped him for YET.

bro your on dick, the original reason i made this was cus people were saying verno was top 10 with zero vct experience, so i brought up other rookies to show that traditionally they arent ever top 10, your only proving my point by listing players with zero hype, orrookies that werent top 10, also i never said anything about washed players lmao

governor was okay
primmie was okay
runner was okay
kicks was okay
mta was okay
flashback was okay
icy was okay
miniboo was not a top 5 duelist ion wanna hear it
s1mon is not top 5 initi ion wanna hear it

only karon, yetujey, johnqt, riens, woot had great individual preformances only 2/5 got grouped

I never said they were bad bro, I just said most of them weren't top 10 itw or top 3 regionally, dot call me dumb because ppl can't understand off season doesn't equate to regular season

Karon, s1mon, and riens were not hyped at all until they started winning wtf are u on abt, and they are on the list lmao read again

Bro your comparing established players who have made deep runs or even won events. To rookies that have never played a single vct game, YOUR logic is flawed. Sure you can beat a better team with worse players but ifk even know how that firs into what I said, you consistently don't win anything international if your players aren't either top 5 or top 3 in their roles,
Every winner this year had atleast 3 people that were top 5 or top 3 in their role besides maybe sentinels if you don't think johnqt was a top 5 igl/senti

Ur on dick bro

Where is Aspas during 2012 ring, 2020 ring, 2016 ring, and 2013 ring

i didnt see Aspas in the 2012 finals

where was Aspas during the 2016 finals

Lebron beats Aspas in 1v1 ascent mid any day, has Aspas ever dunked on Tim Duncan?
did Aspas come back 3-1 in the finals?
Aspas= 1 chip
Lebron = 4
Aspas = 0 mvp's
Lebron= 4 mvp's

I rest my case

Icy also got diffed by 2024 loud lmao

Jawgemo got diffed by 2024 loud😭

Only person I named that didn't win an event was jingg and he is still the undisputed goat of Raze I think