Phew?

Imma be honest you fell off after the name change

Also congrats on #100 that looks kinda dope

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Hi losers, I was too busy flying in my private jet going from Tokyo back to Toronto over the weekend to see who won the games over the weekends. Can someone tell me who won? I don't wanna see no yap just the results.

bros just jealous of me what can i say hahahah. Cant talk much though, getting back on the jet to go meet with Bleed owner to talk about buying the org.

ah yes, mce personally texted me about that this morning! I got quite a laugh

TMV is not worthy enough to pay me lol, I made my riches on my own, hold up. Im getting a phone call on my iPhone 16 Pro Max

no, I was in Tokyo meeting with Shigeru Ishiba, the prime minister. I also met with the head of Nintendo Japan.

how tiring. You expect me, a rich man, to lift my fingers for anything other than counting money? Also next stream probably saturday

Well this is embarrassing
Lemme edit that before anyone else notices

I gotta do my list, then. Alphabetical order bc why not

229fn (your compilations are hella repetitive but otherwise I like ya)
Aayan (goat, 'nough said <3)
allestedsnaervaerende (local neighbourhood Vyse main)
Anguibok (definitely one of the more passionate people here)
askrial (great kid with a bright future :>)
aToppHat (second best NRG flair)
BarbaraCult (local neighbourhood Chamber main)
boilin_cockroach (homie #1)
bronzil_enjoyer (homie #2)
ButterflyEffect23 (one of the people that made VLR fun this summer)
c4rrotstix (fun fact: my first Twitch sub)
CanadaMan (when he's not in his superiority complex)
catNmouse (pre-Zimbabwe)
Cheasle2 (cheesele 2 idk I just like talking to em)
Conceit (honestly goated)
Denjisideals (based loyal M80 fan)
DeyahAlAjarma (NOT Hades_Loves_Rb)
FrenchToast (one of the more wholesome SEN flairs)
Froggy0_0 (funny and not a baiter at the same time, awesome combo :D)
froggy_lol (no one saw anything)
GambleNats (Aussie goat o7 also chronically in my YouTube recommended)
geospliced (love this guy <3 I mean who doesn't)
H3ENnZ (when he's being a productive person and not ragebaiting)
IonlywatchvcjXD (very dedicated, love reading your work dude)
islaaa (idk just kinda cool tbh)
JawXG (always trying to be a good person)
kfan4238173 (usually don't like reading his posts but he's slowly growing on me)
Laundry (:3)
LycheeBlade (relatable, great storyteller as well)
melvinkoekemans (very level-headed)
Mortadelo (honestly just the goat of the offseason)
my-dad-ate-my-toes (in the discussion for most relatable user for sure)
NerfMaxima (one of the best newcomers <3)
number2_cNed_fan (one of the nicest people here to talk to)
Prancer (oogly moogly)
Psion (pre-allegation)
RandomToastyy (Bangladesh represent :D)
Selfim (pops up every once in a while, always a nice surprise)
shrike- (best NRG flair)
trikecycle (I swear every Aussie user is fun to talk to)
Tryeue2 (NOT z12)
Uncleben (very grounded person, feels like the uncle of VLR and the username kinda attests to that)
Warlordwibz (very knowledgeable)
WhoseTao (bonus points for Canada!)
yukky (fellow nerd :D)
Zerphyr1 (like seriously Aussies are the best)

Allat but idc I like people 🤍

This is true

Bro doesn't even know what the Solomon Islands are 😭

Do me a favour and represent your country like the proud Turk you are 🫡
If you want a combo you can literally just choose any red team and it'll work great

mood tbh 😔

27

https://www.vlr.gg/427994/2game-esports-vs-furia-champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff-ur1

Nice self upvote

L LOUD? Really, swvy? Be more creative next time

That makes a ton of sense, ty

Is it usually the case that analysts are assigned various tasks depending on what the coaches need? Or is it common to find cases where teams have a specific lineup analyst or specific comp analyst or something

A hyperlink is a link. I think he means linking timestamps of relevant rounds in VODs

Isn't K/Pro Labs a subsection of Kingdom

You know what, that works great tbh. We're Open 3 but we were Intermediate 2 before the reset

If y'all're interested in running some 10 mans sometime, message me and I'll get in touch :)

That is really funny

Not sure, I can ask

Is your team in the same divison? Would be neat to have another team to scrim with

Literally the first time I've ever seen someone praise Gais and I'm all here for it

I would but I play on a laptop with integrated graphics ☹️

@Anguibok

What did I even do

Guess quality > quantity

He says, from desk at his 9-5 office job

Leaking confidential information is crazy

Chet got banned for less

My premier team 13-0'd in our first ever official map
The "best team of all time" lost 0-13 when they brought in your favourite player
What do you have to say about this?

The Sigma Males

I think it looks great as-is! https://i.imgur.com/zYPcA5n.png

If m4 doesn't speak fluent Dzongkha then he deserves all the hate /hj

Damn bro take my job already how am I meant to compete with that

Haven is located in Thimphu, the capital of Bhutan. Prancer actually speaks Dzongkha, which was instrumental in our 13-0 and 13-4 wins

What in the glaze

Also it's "the cloudberries," all lowercase (no, I didn't choose this name, for those wondering)

m4 got all that backlash from literally everybody and even then he's still at 3 stars

You somehow lost all 4 of your stars in less than 10 minutes

How did you do it??

True

He is

Bump

Agreed

The fact that Liquid made it further than KC is a testament to the flaws of this format

Why is this getting upvoted 😭

He uses VLR so if you bump this enough times he will respond

Ok so what happens to RRQ

Why are you saying this to me

Queue ranked. If you don't drop 35+, delete your account

Edit: fine 32+

(Also, just to clarify, I mean VALORANT, not VLR)

cloudberry always been a loud fan

But also KC was knocked out of contention for Masters Bangkok. If LOUD get knocked out then I'm probably going Trace (I've used all three of these flairs before)

Idk but their coach won Champions so surely they should be good

"except they win it all," he said

When'd I ever say I was top 3 humans ever 😭

Brotha eww