cloudberry
Flag: Canada
Registered: May 7, 2024
Last post: December 20, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Posts: 10089
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I mean, what chance did 9z have? none. They had none. And that was all they had

posted 2 months ago

If only they weren't as expensive as they are :(

posted 2 months ago

Dude I LOVE pistachios. My dad tells me I eat them like sunflower seeds

posted 2 months ago

Thanks yukky, I've always wanted an insanely powerful johnqt who costs nothing :)

posted 2 months ago

How do we know it's not your alt

posted 2 months ago

W grubman

posted 2 months ago

No he genuinely extended his contract past the 10 year mark. It's absurd

posted 2 months ago

Bro took matters into his own hands

posted 2 months ago

Yeah, this simulation is wild, man. I just 26-1'd NAVI and no one on that team got to double digit kills even though they're the better team on average

posted 2 months ago

That's an amazing roster lmao. Interesting that you imported Palla

posted 2 months ago

Guys I just wanted to point out that MIBR won Champs in 2028 with a core of OXY, zekken, and keznit

posted 2 months ago

No idea. Most people's biggest complaint is the ratings (I personally think they're really funny)

posted 2 months ago
  1. Flashback (DRX, DRX, AG, AG)
    MASSIVE GAP
  2. Karon (GEN, GEN, GEN, GEN)
  3. Apoth (EG, EG, EG, MIBR)
  4. Kai (TE, TE, XLG, XLG)
  5. Brave (BBL, BBL, BBL, BBL)

No but actually, this simulation unironically turned Flashback into the Faker of VALORANT. Not only is he the highest rated player by far, but he's also:

  • All-star S1
  • Champs MVP S2
  • Champs winner S2
  • Player of the year S3
  • All-star S3
  • Masters MVP S4
  • Masters winner S4
  • Masters MVP S4 (again)
  • Masters winner S4 (again)
  • Player of the year S4
  • All-star S4
posted 2 months ago

Go to Player Hub, look at the list of players, and scroll all the way to the right. The last column is a button to make an offer, and the third last column is the player's baseline demand for a contract

posted 2 months ago

Just sharing my results, because I wrote them down as I was doing running the simulation and now I have nowhere else to put them

// // //

Season 1: 2025
LOUD
saadhak cauanzin tuyz pANcada
Pre-season: -tuyz +penny +Will (sub)
After kickoff: -Will
After split 1: -penny +jzz

Split 2: 2nd
Season record: 4-7
Champions - Paris: 13-16th

//

Season 2: 2026
Team Liquid
nAts Keiko Mistic Enzo Harmii
Pre-season: -Mistic -Enzo -Harmii +saadhak +Jamppi +Sayonara

Kickoff: 1st
Masters 1 - Istanbul: 2nd
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mumbai: 7-8th
Split 2: 3rd
Season record: 8-3
Champions - New York: 12-16th

//

Season 3: 2027
Team Liquid
Keiko Jamppi nAts saadhak Sayonara

Kickoff: 5-6th
Stage 1: 4th
Stage 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - London: 5-6th

//

Season 4: 2028
Team Vitality
Elite sh1n TakaS Akai
-TakaS +tomaszy +benjyfishy

Kickoff: 5-6th
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mexico City: 7-8th
Split 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - Buenos Aires: 5-6th

//

Season 5: 2029
Movistar KOI
Full rebuild
+Elite +splash +Lar0k +Loita +Jamppi

// // //

Ridiculous Signings

AG Flashback (2027)
NOVA TenZ (2027)
ZETA Meteor (2027)
MIBR zekken (2027)
SPG jawgemo (2027)
WOL Zyppan (2027)
KC Polvi (2027)
2G eeiu (2027)
LOUD C0M (2027)
PRX SugarZ3ro (2027)
C9 Xeppaa (2027)
KC Nivera (2027)
FNC koldamenta (2027)
2G s0m (2028)
LOUD N4RRATE (2028)
FUR trexx (2028)
SEN icy (2028)
EG FNS (2028)
KOI dephh (2028)
M8 Foxy9 (2029)
RRQ Less (2029)
GX Sayf (2029)
TS jawgemo (2029)
GE Meteor (2029)

// // //

Weird Rosters

APK 2026: Leo MiniBoo hype kaajak avez
BBL 2027: Derke Cloud xeus Brave marteen
KOI 2027: Sayf kamo ScreaM qw1 Freyy
SEN 2027: Sato johnqt Derrek curry fznnn
G2 2027: leaf icy RgLMeister Dantedeu5 Boostio
MIBR 2028: OXY zekken keznit Rossy Apoth
LOUD 2028: aspas C0M N4RRATE Less Khalil
GX 2028: cNed hiro Kicks Famsii nAts
FUR 2028: FNS nzr jzz frz Dawn
EG 2028: Cryo mwzera trent trexx Pa1nt
2G 2028: s0m eeiu xand mNdS Tacolilla
GE 2028: primmie stax JitBoyS Jerry NOBITA
NOVA 2028: TenZ Life Smoggy Haodong hyperlink
FNC 2028: Shao Jemkin Alfajer waddle harambe

// // //

Notable Retirees

2026: Zellsis Kr1stal c4Lypso Kiles ShahZaM
2027: Boaster JessieVash crazyguy ShadoW wippie Redgar Nismo zeddy Egoist WARDELL L1NK ZE1SH
2028: vanity Melser ardiis o0o0o nukkye paTiTek wackie Akame yoman BABYBAY

// // //

Is this technically Off Topic? Idk

posted 2 months ago

Bro waited until he retired to say that

posted 2 months ago

Controller (Omen/Viper/Astra/Brimstone) + Cypher on some maps, but I can fill if I need to (Neon, Sova, Fade, Skye, Killjoy, Vyse)

Silver 3

posted 2 months ago

Gotta support your fellow Canadians

posted 2 months ago

Oh yeah, forgot about that

posted 2 months ago

100 Thieves (if you don't count Mikes), Apeks, Team Heretics, DRX, Gen.G, Paper Rex, All Gamers, BiliBili, TYLOO, Titan Esports Club, Trace, Nova, EDward Gaming, Dragon Ranger Gaming

^ Pretty sure this is what we have so far

posted 2 months ago

No problem :)
It's super fun, I've been on it for like an hour today lol

posted 2 months ago

dgzin and Sato are both tier 2 BR players

posted 2 months ago

That's crazy lmao

posted 2 months ago

Can't do that, I'm the controller player

posted 2 months ago

Oh alright ty

posted 2 months ago

Dude FNS popped off this game https://imgur.com/a/A1ukFJ8
Almost won that 1v3 btw

posted 2 months ago

JDG Cryo is a crazy move (RIP RA 2023 core though)

Btw I'm gonna try career mode now, which team should I pick

posted 2 months ago

Custom team. On that note, rate this lineup:

icy (Duelist/Flex)
N4RRATE (Duelist/Flex)
Saadhak (IGL + Flex)
cloudberry (Controller) [I'm silver 3 btw]
nAts (Sentinel, import)

posted 2 months ago

https://imgur.com/a/0jTwQsV
Didn't clip it but I promise this was a sick spray transfer

posted 2 months ago

What kinda series did Cloud9 play for everyone to get a better rating than him? This is unheard of

posted 2 months ago

SEN was down 7-12 on map 3 against YFP, so I don't think simply losing a map to Cloud9 should prompt this kinda response

posted 2 months ago

Compare NRG before and after dropping FNS (2023 vs. 2024)

posted 2 months ago

You're actually cooking with that BLEED roster

posted 2 months ago

This is very very cool (except for when I ran the simulation and it had LOUD 2024 beating LOUD 2023)

posted 2 months ago

There are way better and more consistent people than him to fill that role

posted 2 months ago

I gotta stop before the FBI finds me again

posted 2 months ago

Whoever is downvoting you doesn't get the reference

posted 2 months ago

Been waiting for RGX Sheriff for a while... couldn't get it when it came out but it showed up in my shop just now and I'm really happy :)
Here's my setup: https://i.imgur.com/49gPydT.png

posted 2 months ago

In that case I'd rather they buff Harbor cove ngl

posted 2 months ago

Yeah, I guess it's just a fundamental problem with the game. I kinda hope they find some sort of solution, though

posted 2 months ago

There's no way you're a real person

posted 2 months ago

Something needs to be done. They can't always be this good

posted 2 months ago

He's still in the 1v5 mindset

posted 2 months ago

Yeah. oderus

posted 2 months ago

Idk but I linked the timestamp at which they talked about Harbor getting changes soon

posted 2 months ago
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