hope every NRG fan has their phone charger only work at a certain angle

Nah this one's evil

number2_cNed_fan is actually very very nice, one of my favourite people on VLR
number1_cNed_hater as well but he got spontaneously perma banned unfortunately (I have him on Discord tho)

94.6 DAMN
Aayan the goat, no one comes close
Also I'm surprised Conceit is outside the top 5

I went into the JSON yukky linked and looked through it with Ctrl+F

This. Or at the very least bring back Replication and Snowball Fight 😔

Wow was just about to ask, ty yukky (and also Vaaero)

The whole The Ultimates roster, plus Akai (who is doing military service right now) and k1Ng (most consistently good player outside of that team + the best Pakistani player in the world)

Thank you for the stats, yukky! Very cool to look at <3

Also the 16 people I'm (statistically) the biggest fan of, for those curious, are: Aayan, askrial, Boketto, CanadaMan, Clucker, flanador, GambleNats, HenBabyH, invert, JawXG, Laundry, Prancer, saebr, TM06Nick, tserc, and Window

Ok

(Though ZE1SH did play for KC in 2023 when newzera left so he's technically a player, see https://www.vlr.gg/player/matches/302/ze1sh)

Kanga (the goat, most of his vids are informational patch update stuff tho)
Platoon (hands down best statistical VALORANT YouTuber)
Polsol (best streamer compilation videos)
Commend (most underrated creator in this game's history)
MrLowlander (W blub blub)
Konpeki (haters be haters but his videos are actually goated)
Airen (goated, what Teets wishes he was)
That Nerd Kaizen (skin stuff is boring but everything else is good)
urnotjustin (debatable but I think he's fine)
prim (RIP his old video style, but the money's gotta come from somewhere ig)
Dittozkul (if you like yapping)
Thinking Mans Valorant (this one's cringe but I like it so it goes here regardless)
Woohoojin (RIP)
Damezz (this one's niche, basically only for Astra mains, he's VERY fun to watch tho and his editing is gorgeous)
Team Liquid Valorant (why do they actually have good content)
Random (kinda gimmicky and gets old quickly but it's ok)
Anderzz (very rare uploads, but they're always worth watching)

avez and johnqt are both great reps. Also y'all're forgetting ZE1SH is MENA too

I was actually thinking KC would pick up Moh for their 5th before Elite was leaked. Idk it's a shame they're all still in tier 2... genuinely hope they ascend this year or idk what I'm gonna do, we NEED more MENA rep in EMEA.

Also Akai has military service

It's fine my silver teammates have all already ran past my wall by then

I smoke all three because Harbor's goated

Read the third item in the list

Fake Canadian fr

How did you get Valentine's Day wrong

Also Thanksgiving isn't celebrated on October 13th, but rather the second Monday of the month

Ly2

No but in actuality, in low elo people use the Vandal like the Phantom should be used and it works anyway cuz we're all bad

In truth, I think should be able to use both effectively

1765 posts and 2 stars

There was a world where +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ

Spat out my water

The final kill of Champions 2022 was aspas using a Phantom

That was before all the Phantom buffs btw

Cya dude
Good luck in your future endeavours

That's fair ig

Happy existence anniversary EG Chunk

I'm against the cgrs idea simply because it would mean MITH probably don't win Ascension next year

Why are people calling him racist for this specifically? I'm just as confused as era is

And then you get mad at me for saying you're an engagement baiter lmao

TU look so good, damn

Lmemore

Dotless i isn't Indonesian

But it's Breeze so it cancels out

S-Tier (Favorite maps to play)
A-Tier (Good, solid maps that i like playing)
B-Tier (Maps i don't mind playing much and it depends on the mood)
C-Tier (Don't like playing but don't hate it)

If this tierlist is meant to be entirely opinionated then how can it be objectively good or bad?

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S - Split, Lotus, Icebox (I'm a Viper player)
A - Pearl, Bind, Haven, Ascent
B - Abyss, Sunset, Fracture
C - Breeze

It was not 42°C at any point this year

Brother this is generational levels of cold... I can't be in the living room without a winter jacket

Why the fuck is it -22°C

Reyna yes
Iso yes unless you're Wo0t

TYLOO has slowly gained 5cm

Ok now you're overselling it

That's EXACTLY what Kirya would say

Kirya alt confirmed

Most people were only saying BLEED top 5 because they had yay

Thoughts on the new KPI flair?

Chunkio exposing RocketBullets

Also I think the ratings getting updated (R2.0) is worth a mention, even if that wasn't community stuff
Maybe not tho idk

KOI Demon1

LOUD vs. FNC Icebox

Acting like TU weren't top 4 at EMEA Ascension