Yup. He's a horse farmer and a professional painter, and he does this on the side

I love qck :(((

Okay but what did I do :(

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This might just be my opinion but Primordium looks and feels a lot better as a Phantom than it does as a Vandal

Hate that guy. If you're gonna knowingly bait then the least you could do is not upvote yourself

Is this technically bait

(Also I'm a cat person so no)

Azzelastia?

One word: dort

Got it

Didn't you already make a thread asking how to be a better person on VLR

Are the rosters on Liquipedia accurate? https://liquipedia.net/valorant/WALL-E_Cup

https://www.vlr.gg/user/juni

The creator of Valo Sim and the one who proposed this whole idea (see #33)

^^ juni, can you confirm if you're reading this?

https://imgur.com/a/LZhxlwc

Yeah no we should be good, no deduction necessary

I'm thinking of doing a 10 point deduction, tbh. Gonna run another Indonesia vs. Mongolia game where IDN are running an actual duelist instead of triple controller just to make sure the T2 boost in stats is real

UPDATE

I ran a sample match between Indonesia (5 T1 players) and Mongolia (5 T2 players) to see if grabbing the stats from tier 2 and evaluating them the same as tier 1 was a mistake... here's the imgur thread https://imgur.com/a/b861DkV

I can probably run a few more test matches before I have everyone filled out (I've got the first 20 or so teams on the list right now, lost count tbh) so lmk if you have any specific matchups you wanna see before I finish all the teams and start running the sim

Edit: nvm I'm now realizing it's because I had role conflicts on the Indonesian team because I set 3 of them to controller. Will make that correction (and double check all the teams) then run it back

I thought you meant code Rust for a second 💀💀💀💀

Does this mean KRU aspas

Contracts likely just expired

Just be yourself. Say and do whatever you feel like doing, as long as you're not being mean or toxic to others, whether that be users or pros. That's genuinely all you have to do, tbh.

If you really wanna take it one step further, then you can make a new account with a different alias and go from there. Not sure if I'd recommend it but I've done it before (not on VLR but on a different platform) and it's worked well to start over

Stopped reading at "2023 was the weakest year of valorant"

Two concerns:

1. You can't put coaches into the simulation unfortunately (see #161)
2. Yeah you're right, that would be painful 😭

Oh I didn't realize koldamenta was an igl, that makes things a lot easier. Thank you

Nvm I read the date as 2014, mb

This is stalker behaviour

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/8a2b460f

That's a really funny response

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W mans

That's why Domino's is goated

Team Heretics, 2024
Karmine Corp, 2024

Knowing Tims, the entire tiramisu is probably less expensive than the top half of that bagel

Wait, chiwa's playing for TYLOO???

Np!

If you haven't heard these yet, I highly recommend Sunrays (my all-time favourite from him), as well as Rhea.

Oh yeah and you should 100% listen to his first song

Woohoojin's coaching was really good but isn't he working a full time job now?

Distant by Cursedsnake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1etMCjU9Kxg
(Been feeling a bit nostalgic in a melancholic way recently)

That being said my favourite song changes every 3 days lmao

Hot take: Saadhak

I get where you're coming from but I really feel you should be looking for a 1-on-1 with a good coach. The stuff you see posted online is typically very general tips, and while it does help a ton, if nothing is working then you need a personal analysis. Go talk to a few coaches, see what you can afford, and they'll be more than happy to help you solve whatever you're personally struggling with

Aren't you the VLR user that got publicly humiliated by ardiis

I've got my eyes on KC, honestly. marteen avez Saadhak SUYGETSU Elite

The roster is likely Derke trexx ceNder Sayf Less

Oh mb misread that

Short suave air guitar tebowing

Wdym "hopefully not grumble"

I really think you should consider coaching if you're that serious about getting better

MacGyver (the 2016 one) is 100% worth giving a try

I didn't realize that, ty for the heads up. Any idea who I could replace him with? Preferably an igl

In that case why not increase the duration to 40 seconds and make it unshootable?