cloudberry
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Last post: December 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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The whole The Ultimates roster, plus Akai (who is doing military service right now) and k1Ng (most consistently good player outside of that team + the best Pakistani player in the world)

posted 11 months ago

Thank you for the stats, yukky! Very cool to look at <3

Also the 16 people I'm (statistically) the biggest fan of, for those curious, are: Aayan, askrial, Boketto, CanadaMan, Clucker, flanador, GambleNats, HenBabyH, invert, JawXG, Laundry, Prancer, saebr, TM06Nick, tserc, and Window

posted 11 months ago

Ok

(Though ZE1SH did play for KC in 2023 when newzera left so he's technically a player, see https://www.vlr.gg/player/matches/302/ze1sh)

posted 11 months ago

Kanga (the goat, most of his vids are informational patch update stuff tho)
Platoon (hands down best statistical VALORANT YouTuber)
Polsol (best streamer compilation videos)
Commend (most underrated creator in this game's history)
MrLowlander (W blub blub)
Konpeki (haters be haters but his videos are actually goated)
Airen (goated, what Teets wishes he was)
That Nerd Kaizen (skin stuff is boring but everything else is good)
urnotjustin (debatable but I think he's fine)
prim (RIP his old video style, but the money's gotta come from somewhere ig)
Dittozkul (if you like yapping)
Thinking Mans Valorant (this one's cringe but I like it so it goes here regardless)
Woohoojin (RIP)
Damezz (this one's niche, basically only for Astra mains, he's VERY fun to watch tho and his editing is gorgeous)
Team Liquid Valorant (why do they actually have good content)
Random (kinda gimmicky and gets old quickly but it's ok)
Anderzz (very rare uploads, but they're always worth watching)

posted 11 months ago

avez and johnqt are both great reps. Also y'all're forgetting ZE1SH is MENA too

posted 11 months ago

I was actually thinking KC would pick up Moh for their 5th before Elite was leaked. Idk it's a shame they're all still in tier 2... genuinely hope they ascend this year or idk what I'm gonna do, we NEED more MENA rep in EMEA.

Also Akai has military service

posted 11 months ago

It's fine my silver teammates have all already ran past my wall by then

posted 11 months ago

I smoke all three because Harbor's goated

posted 11 months ago

Read the third item in the list

posted 11 months ago

Fake Canadian fr

posted 11 months ago

How did you get Valentine's Day wrong

Also Thanksgiving isn't celebrated on October 13th, but rather the second Monday of the month

posted 11 months ago

Ly2

No but in actuality, in low elo people use the Vandal like the Phantom should be used and it works anyway cuz we're all bad

In truth, I think should be able to use both effectively

posted 11 months ago

1765 posts and 2 stars

posted 11 months ago

There was a world where +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ +TenZ -TenZ

posted 11 months ago

Spat out my water

posted 11 months ago

The final kill of Champions 2022 was aspas using a Phantom

That was before all the Phantom buffs btw

posted 11 months ago

Cya dude
Good luck in your future endeavours

posted 11 months ago

That's fair ig

posted 11 months ago

Happy existence anniversary EG Chunk

posted 11 months ago

I'm against the cgrs idea simply because it would mean MITH probably don't win Ascension next year

posted 11 months ago

Why are people calling him racist for this specifically? I'm just as confused as era is

posted 11 months ago

And then you get mad at me for saying you're an engagement baiter lmao

posted 11 months ago

Lmemore

posted 11 months ago

Dotless i isn't Indonesian

posted 11 months ago

But it's Breeze so it cancels out

posted 11 months ago

S-Tier (Favorite maps to play)
A-Tier (Good, solid maps that i like playing)
B-Tier (Maps i don't mind playing much and it depends on the mood)
C-Tier (Don't like playing but don't hate it)

If this tierlist is meant to be entirely opinionated then how can it be objectively good or bad?

posted 11 months ago

ı

posted 11 months ago

S - Split, Lotus, Icebox (I'm a Viper player)
A - Pearl, Bind, Haven, Ascent
B - Abyss, Sunset, Fracture
C - Breeze

posted 11 months ago

It was not 42°C at any point this year

posted 11 months ago

Brother this is generational levels of cold... I can't be in the living room without a winter jacket

posted 11 months ago

Why the fuck is it -22°C

posted 11 months ago

Reyna yes
Iso yes unless you're Wo0t

posted 11 months ago

TYLOO has slowly gained 5cm

posted 11 months ago

Ok now you're overselling it

posted 11 months ago

That's EXACTLY what Kirya would say

posted 11 months ago

Kirya alt confirmed

posted 11 months ago

Most people were only saying BLEED top 5 because they had yay

posted 11 months ago

Thoughts on the new KPI flair?

posted 11 months ago

Chunkio exposing RocketBullets

posted 11 months ago

Also I think the ratings getting updated (R2.0) is worth a mention, even if that wasn't community stuff
Maybe not tho idk

posted 11 months ago

KOI Demon1

posted 11 months ago

LOUD vs. FNC Icebox

posted 11 months ago

Acting like TU weren't top 4 at EMEA Ascension

posted 11 months ago

It was 6-6 and then TU won all 7 attack rounds

posted 11 months ago

W esselbe_ https://i.imgur.com/qEXnCkO.png
Only one who said it

posted 11 months ago

Probably Team Liquid

posted 11 months ago

\+1

Don't share this hidden knowledge

posted 11 months ago

Valiant Hero
Tough. Undecided
Prelude to Chaos
Araxys
Neo Frontier

posted 11 months ago

+1

posted 11 months ago
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