shameless

at least credit aayan for the idea

zekken is 1v9ing and balding because of the stress of this sen team not being good
cryo is jailed on a shit team because asuna will never win a trophy and zander was "better than bang"
bcj is just chopped
ayrin retired after dealing with glbl for a year even with texture and monyet on his team because of skbottsi
dephh is dogshit fuck that guy hes the reason they didnt make it top 3
sykko is still awesome but kaplan is like one of the best coaches in the world its hard to compete with that

its never been more over guys

zekken and cryo still da goats tho

@elysium why u here cuh

boston Champs would be so peak bro, imagine grands in the fucking garden, and you have like 7 gazillion good colleges filled with nerds who like valorant who will show up + all the college hockey arenas you could use for your non-grands matches

CHAMPS BOSTON PLEASE IF ITS IN TEXAS IM GOING TO BLOW UP RIOT HQ

SO TRUE

also, XSET vs DRX, i really wanted to see my crackhead and iced out boy try to play against the drx execute style

Its like when we have a masters event on a patch that literally a completely different game entirely from what the previous qualifying meta was and give teams very little time to refine we end up with crazy shit happening

bang on smokes over spring are we deadass underrating the best player in this tourney

1-2 and the only win they got was against a team that had to get a sub in because of external circumstances 😭😭😭

just wake up, welcome to the lives of americans for the past 3 events

either crashies is the 2nd best player on one of the best teams in the world or zekken is hard carrying sen into a 4th place finish my agendas will be satisfied no matter what

we already have chovy, his name is woot 😭😭😭

wow its almost like everybody has a reason to hate the other regions

Americas and EMEA hate each other by nature, everyone will make comments on them
China won Champs and half the fanbase is tilted as fuck and has "China worst region" rage glasses on
also RRQ did not get that type of treatment bro, everyone called them shit after they lost

its just that GenG and PRX have 2 very lovable teams in terms of players and personalities so people don't like to hate on them. GenG also had a shit ton of SiufatBB breaking their weak mental comments

you're just biased

we are NOT winning with zekken and john literally trying to 2v8

when no one else wants to step up and win crucial picks this happens

forsaken proving why he is the goat

using new and innovative strategies to win

Okobotro 🗿

d3ffo never won champs... wut

check out americas stage 1 playoffs 2023 for his sharpest aim ever

blud forgot about the real final bosses of fnc and geng

classic riot reusing the script

geng looks like the most dominant team in the league, goes to an upper bracket and faces off against sen, will beat them and move to grands, and sen will fall to face prx in the lower finals, where sen will narrowly scrape through, and geng sen will go to a map 5 on icebox and win another trophy, and geng will destroy everyone else and get the trophy they fumbled at the next tournament

can they be more creative please jesus christ

not cooking, needs more cope

have sen beat g2 and fnatic to win

derrek > rossy

yeah where he fucking belongs after throwing away cryo and eeiu's seasons

Aspas wasn't mvp at champs...

u right peak t3xture is better

https://imgur.com/a/gvFSMXO

yay, leo, boaster, derke, chron

fartzin too busy missing dizzy to get baited

aspas when he actually has to entry and not bait his entire team for 2 exits

hasn't made an international final since 2023 btw

MIBR!!!!

https://www.vlr.gg/494562/platchat-toronto-top-10

ASPAS TOP 3 BTW

ENDED UP AS THE 2ND WORST PLAYER IN TORONTO BY 0.02

LESS ROUNDS THAN TRACE XDD

aspas would have been triple negative on icebox if he didn't get that one 4k

just have pengoat flex

can i have it

do u want money from sponsors or swearing

if they don't and keep cereal they are on par with Loud for worst management of a roster

Was told back in 2020/2021 (i cant remember atp, but i think it was immediately after first strike ended or teh first masters that sinaatra won) that valorant was hype, and my friends were watching so i ended up tuning in, and just kept watching even after they stopped. Sen's win in 2021 defo helped keep me interested, and the fact that NA always ended up with at least 1 or 2 good teams at an international early on made me stay longer

whatever you say elysium

hi elysium

i like th players because of their content, very likeable personalities in benjy woot and riens

dislike because of eu vs na rivalry, nothing more than that

do we know if they're doing playoffs

no one because that means 100t didn't make franchising and leaving the scene

asuna has dirt on nadeshot that you wouldn't imagine

t1 players aren't frauds, autbum is

Comparing the goat with leo smh

zekken cryo ayrin bcj purer

i cannot lie i genuinely did not consider that my bad

Mpoopo has to be the most unoriginal way to jeer at mbappe

call him likenmbop-it or mbooty or mb0pp0 or sum shit bro poopo doesn't even work with his name

c9 is a profitable org though, and that gets far in terms of franchising

eg has already wanted out of valorant since they got in, let them leave

numan 💔

rest in piss