babysasuke
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Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: December 4, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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Unfortunately his house got raided and he's a PR risk

posted 5 months ago

Fantastic peak into 2 with the Odin from fraudster

posted 5 months ago

POISED and TrickAIM incoming

posted 5 months ago

EG won Champs and were forced to disband

Fnatic won a showcase event and a mickey mouse trophy and then completely imploded

instead of catching an illness every event

It was officially stated as fucking food poisoning lmfao, bro has had enough

posted 5 months ago

Let's not pretend it was all of 2023

It was a 3 month run. EMEA is weak so domestic results are expected. LOCK//IN was a great tournament for people that don't take risks and play fundamentals, Tokyo was less than a month later.

By the time other teams got their synergy and strategies set, Fnatic got exposed as the mid team they always were. Now they hit the panic button, lost their coach, Boaster is too stressed, getting player diffed on every role, scared Leo away. This team is cooked man, full rebuild coming within the next 18 months.

posted 5 months ago

maybe the only way to make this team worse

posted 5 months ago

Carrying what? He's about to lose to a bottom 3 team in VCT

posted 5 months ago

Totally acceptable behavior for a 30 year old man

posted 5 months ago

Can you blame him?

He's trying to cook and his IGL is twerking and singing in Chinese instead of helping him

posted 5 months ago

They'll do anything except for fix the problem

posted 5 months ago

Bro they actually want to lose so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

They put themselves in unlosable positions and just waffle it anyway 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I hate this team so much, embarrassing

posted 5 months ago

As a Fnatic fan, I think this team is very good the way it is.

Unfair to expect them to beat a team like BBL, just unlucky that they need to play against world-class talent domestically like this

EMEA really the strongest region

posted 5 months ago

Imagine how embarrassing itd be when you take a silver player from the crowd to play for Boaster and Fnatic improves

posted 5 months ago

What do you expect

They threw an inexperienced player into a failing system with 1 week of practice

posted 5 months ago

Maybe if he signs to VIT and reunites with his old carries

posted 5 months ago

MingH πŸ—Ώ

noooo you punched your monitor again! 😭

πŸ“ž Hello this is Kolkata mental services, india number 1 health provider πŸ“ž ..... yes..... another breakdown? (😭) okay you got it boss... that will be 50000β‚Ή... hava nice day

posted 5 months ago

I respect your opinion even though I disagree with it o7

posted 5 months ago

😲

posted 5 months ago

Bro went from playing with Sayf and Trexx to b0tster and d0rke kkkkkkkkkk

mental shattering experience

posted 5 months ago

you usually hit so I'm just gonna tell you this so you have an opportunity to reflect

but chronicle, derke, and TenZ in a top 5 all time list is kinda delusional

posted 5 months ago

It's only one match if you conveniently forget all the other matches

posted 5 months ago

allat 0 wins internationally in 2024 cleared by FUT free qual region + b0tster

posted 5 months ago

It was Leo's fault that b0tster sucks, that's why we had to drop him

posted 5 months ago

3 bots feeding him kills all map

posted 5 months ago

Stop trying to undermine Derke's stats by calling out that BBL sucks!!!! They beat TH and NAVI last split!!!!!!

posted 5 months ago

And? All 3 get cleared by Oxygen

posted 5 months ago

He’s playing rn bro wym

posted 5 months ago

It’s BBL fam

posted 5 months ago

He’s had food poisoning for 5 weeks so they’re waiting for him to recover

Prayers are with him πŸ™

Benched instead of b0tster because Fnatic trash org that wants to lose

posted 5 months ago

arguably better than aspas

posted 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH BENCH LEO OVER B0TSTER AND D0RKE AND B0TNICLE WHAT A JOKE OF AN ORG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This change comes shortly after the team bombed out of Masters Shanghai playoffs without a single win

bars

posted 5 months ago

Who cares Champions NYC clears

posted 5 months ago

0 international wins in 2024

posted 5 months ago

Bro wants derke to be good so bad

posted 5 months ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted 5 months ago

Thread full of copers 😭😭😭

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posted 5 months ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted 5 months ago

Definitely keznit at 2

People underrate him because of the constant Brazilian hate campaign against him

posted 5 months ago

lol I disagree

I got a good laugh out of reading this again πŸ™ƒ

posted 5 months ago

Don't ever mention BUMEA and Americas in the same sentence like that again as if they're comparable

posted 5 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 5 months ago

APAC still 0 trophy region if we all get collective amnesia πŸ€”

posted 5 months ago

SEN Diddy confirmed?

posted 5 months ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don't hate all of EMEA

Just their dogshit fans and sit in corner no skill fluker rat teams

posted 5 months ago

Yeah it was a good run from them, especially with a sub

Lucky that they started off with easier matches in the beginning but they found form when they needed to.

posted 5 months ago

name a better duo than Europeans and counting trophies when they're out of things to say

posted 5 months ago

Yeah the org should disband because they had a similarly shitty stage 1 as SEN

posted 5 months ago

Least cleverly disguised Chet hate thread

posted 5 months ago
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