babysasuke
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Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: December 3, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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bro he old asl

Still the leader of the free world

but I think his lifting days are done

posted 5 months ago

👻 Air conditioning 👻

posted 5 months ago

Every shitnatic win is a loss for Valorant esports overall

posted 5 months ago

I might need to assist, the trophy looks pretty heavy

posted 5 months ago

nah im actually mad asl lmfao

see you bums tomorrow when the real games start

I don't know why I keep putting my faith in these dogshit BUMEA teams

posted 5 months ago

You just said 3 Americas teams have a chance and only 2 good EMEA teams lol

posted 5 months ago

They weren't invited unfortunately

I think they get a shot at redemption with a free qual to Champs tho

posted 5 months ago

🤝

Hell yeah fam, I fw u heavy

posted 5 months ago

bold comment during a Fraudnatic game

you will get more support when they bomb out of playoffs

posted 5 months ago

yeah he didn't do that, that's what I'm saying

posted 5 months ago

just be delusional fam

team hasn't fallen off if you refuse to accept it

posted 5 months ago

Alfajer saved that after Boaster had a mental breakdown mid-map

you can see it in player cams

posted 5 months ago

Because Boaster defenders know he is mentally weak and can't take criticism or stress well (hence the crying)

In their head he is the main character and everyone needs to bend in a way that makes him comfortable because he has the emotional control of a toddler that's overdue for a nap

we MUST protect his mental or we won't get anymore twerking compilations, wacky signs, or chinese singalongs

posted 5 months ago

So the fans are equally pathetic, noted

posted 5 months ago

KC is handing them the game for free, I think all 5 players have food poisoning and haven't slept in 4 days

posted 5 months ago

NA players crying on stage at internationals: 0
EMEA players crying on stage at internationals: 1

posted 5 months ago

actually 2 frauds

I will entertain that Boaster is slightly less fraudulent

posted 5 months ago

Be offensive, anyone who says stuff like that probably just hasn't been bullied enough

posted 5 months ago

FNS just gassing him because he wants first dibs on the IGL job once bumster gets dropped

posted 5 months ago

It's always been NA 🤝 South NA

Just because Europe has continental racism doesn't mean its normal or okay!

posted 5 months ago

Elmapuddy if you're on VLR just put Derke on Jett/Raze. He's d0rke on Yoru

posted 5 months ago

not the main reason but also facts 🫡

posted 5 months ago

Not cool Joshua...

posted 5 months ago

I for one am excited to watch him sobbing in the press conference again, if they even make it

posted 5 months ago

TSM has way harder competition too ngl

All of their opponents could play in Tier 1 anywhere but Americas

posted 5 months ago

and KOI is less disappointing 💀

posted 5 months ago

Gimmick play only going to work domestically all good

and you called me the N word on this site in April of 2022

posted 5 months ago

You won pistol and the anti-eco again

Now just get 11 more rounds before you lose 13 ez

posted 5 months ago

NA has won every champs

They're not going to give you real answers, just gonna cook you for this

posted 5 months ago

lowk been busy and haven't had enough time to keep up with Challengers

always make sure to pop in and see what supa is up to tho, and he's cooking as expected

posted 5 months ago

I lowk hope bumster keeps doing the bare minimum and continues to steal checks

at least that way I can be sure Shitnatic and BUMEA never get another trophy

posted 5 months ago

Free qual region (see NAVI flair)

NRG would have been first seed from BUMEA without dropping a map

posted 5 months ago

Flair 😭😭😭😭😭

Waiting for shitnatic to bomb out of playoffs and you switch to Heretics (single team in BUMEA)

posted 5 months ago

Kick Sayf (best player in org history) for him to 2-0 you kkkkkkkkk

TL bigger clowns than me on God 🙏

posted 5 months ago

🤯

posted 5 months ago

lulquid fan opinions not welcomed here

posted 5 months ago

He's not even a good IGL

getting away with paycheck stealing because EMEA fans lack ridges in their brains

posted 5 months ago

Fnatic can't play attack, too scared and stupid

posted 5 months ago

Both winless against international competition, how can you even claim that?

posted 5 months ago

Half of NA Challengers clears every EMEA player fam

We're in a rebuilding year and still getting more results than your talent starved sleeper farmers' region

posted 5 months ago

Only needed 3 on attack, KC win this

posted 5 months ago

Funny because Fnatic kept their IGL and they're still worse than both rosters NRG has run this year

posted 5 months ago

sit back and watch lmfao

we're gonna default or gamble stack for 12 rounds, take no space, and pray

Then they'll swap to attack and play at the barriers until someone from KC overextends or time runs out

posted 5 months ago

Boaster so easy to counterstrat and can't midround

Picking the 3 site maps against botnatic should be free wins

posted 5 months ago

nah he's right

can't take away his right to post just because you don't know ball

posted 5 months ago

I'm not taking the time to see what they did in 2021 but I'm sure it was more BUMEA bullshit with no trophies

Didn't they make a LAN in 2022 after he left?

LMFAO TOP 8 of 10 IN A 1 TEAM REGION KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BIG FLEX

posted 5 months ago

and no one knew who he was until he starting coaching a roster of 15 year old Americans

Surely this is a W for EU

posted 5 months ago

She needs steel here to keep her from being a braindwashed fnatic coper the entire time

posted 5 months ago

Over quick

2-0 for KC, N4RRATE drops 99 kills

posted 5 months ago

😭😭😭😭

fair play, at least we still got Ken

he has allegations too but his music is better

posted 5 months ago
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