ardiis would like to have a word

but hes rizz

bagre united FC
-aspas
-botssi
-tenz
-yay
-wolfen

blue lock strategy 5 duelist

SANE TAKE
botssi is actually kinda good
but his consistency is dogshit
drop 30 or drop 3 kills no in between

his pants stink

come to brazil caralho

genuine question for you:
what color is zybots major
what region did he carry
when was his "era"

zywoo is bagre

"zygoat" KEKW
it screams delusion and schizophrenia from you
seek therapy brotha

antwerp was fluke
imagine being shit at the last two majors despite winning it prior
eZaF clan bad at cs bad at val bad at wall street

S1MPLE is still my king and the GOAT on everyone's history books, its unfortunate that they play without Boombl4 (the best IGL itw who got taught by the GOAT IGL zeus himself)

lets do guns next, i think ppl did these agents and players list as well

G2ShahZam revenge arc with his alt now dickriding zekken
blud is finding a new daddy just like minions' obsession with villain bosses

ASSPISS bagre of the week, why?

• diffed by ardiis
• "aspas go kill" counterstratted by Fenis
• diffed hard by newcomer Demon1 against EG in the first map

definitely bagre

unfortunate truth for you:
NAVI is the GOAT org of esports
DOTA TI champion 2x runner up -> GOAT Dendi
CSGO (and CS in general) powerhouse -> GOAT s1mple
VALORANT next superteam -> GOAT cNed

XM2

allat but i agree. zeta will win tokyo (COPIUM)

format is good but make it all BO3 please. BO1 promotes flukes. Im sure if we set all matches as BO3, BNE will not lose to apeks

unfortunate truth: best player in the americas is a european who jett diffed aspas

what do you think of 100t? bagre
what do you think of bagre? 100t
GOAT s1mple solos 100bagre

MY KING WILL RETURN STRONGER

2-1 for faze but they won close maps while BNE won 16-3
not even close
thrashed in the last 2 major after winning one makes it clear that antwerp was a fluke
my king s1mple should've won that one
bigger fluke than fluketic than flukenatic

FNC next
obviously unbiased take

THE REAL el trashico

EG man idk why they kinda good now

nah EU jett just better

latam best
blud is the jim cramer of vct

mortadelo? not good with raze

blud speaking a very basic knowledge its like 1+1 = 2
even a fifth grader would know this

you L
they won lil bro
albania on top and more relevant than your overrated jett one trick

classic kroenke

what do we think of kroenke? shit!
what do we think of shit? kroenke!

thank you!
thats alright!

try freelancing for dirt cheap prices

AME
cum
leaf (switched roles)
whole furia

EMEA
shin
sayf
scream bcs he no more igl

PAC
unironically Skrossi
monyet who is now controller
seoldam

sounds like a you problem homie

BNE will win G2

totally unbiased take

I am fortunate enough to interview ZywOo and here is his answer

Me : “why u so good bro”

ZywOo : “i regularly drink s1mples piss bcs hes the goat”

🗿

Im starting to believe that SkRossi’s visa issues at the first few games of the league costed them playoffs
LRONSKI your GOAT is clearly a burden

DSG lineup
ratzam
dephh
y0y
android
stanislaw
ez top8 at major innit

the entire john wick franchise
the entire shrek franchise

and the crowd goes mild

aspas aint even close brotha
SkGoatssi has that big hanging unwashed 3kg balls of steel inside his favorite pants
asspass choked SkGoatssi prevailed

had i posted it now… messed up the bait timing kek

without war, probably navi will have to decide between a team with tenured ukrainian IGL or 5 russians. both among the best teams itw

its not a bait
cNed is the definition of OP crutch, easily best OPer
aspas might be the better rifler but in OPing cned clears everyone

cold take, its fkn obvious bro

you misspelled sacy

other duelists are way more in form
but form is temporary
and cNed's class is permanent

common shownu L
s1mple is from another galaxy
while device is just some joe schmoe who gets an AWP drop from teammates every round

yet device is owned by s1mple. he is s1mples dog