early final
to say the least

never doubt the british flairs on VLR ever again

Liquid and choking, fucking stone cold classic
name a better duo

"get ready to learn chinese buddy" in valorant isn't even an insult anymore, it's a goddamn compliment

kangkang is who PROD wishes to be

not korean but i think most people don't care
especially gamers (like if ure not asking this on VLR u might get a different response)
i can say the same about the US, they have those plastic and fabricated beauty standards thanks to the Kardashians (more silicon than silicon valley KEKW)

i think in dm and unrated it doesn't matter even though you're on a fresh account
i started an account and played every pre-lv20 unrated game in asc-immo lobbies and top-fragged most of the games, yet my first placement was against silver-gold

as the famous Liz Truss said

I'm resigning

3K FACEIT ELO still peek one by one like that
im 2002 ONLY (BARELY LV10) but i know not to peek 1v1
tired of NAVI both in CS and VAL honestly

probably dota

W teams (except arsenal) L owner

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1668453549125033991?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
Kroenke owned teams won their tournaments (except arsenal KEKW)
lets all have a good laugh at arsenal
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

plus Guard winning Americas ascension HOPIUM

all time right? scream
no val player has that kind of legacy

bro didnt mention arson
i love arson
after all I'm the arson king in game and IRL
i love burning my team while playing as daddy brim
/s

prolly that dork is just madapundas alt KKKKKKKKKK

VARca dog talking 🤡
go complain with absolutely zero evidence
while Real collects trophies and evidence of that corrupt douche Negreira (biggest VARca legend)

90: alfa keeps one tricking killjoy (if it aint broken dont fix it)
50: champion from EMEA
10: EG Demon1 vs PRX something in finals solo carrying 8 bagres

camel league
burger league
and some of them (like oscar or drogba) went to ching cheng hanji league

European football is finished

cancel culture is for losers

the real issue is
you can NEVER put a t1 player in lower teams
think al nassr
they fumbled the league when ronaldo joined
will end up the same for inter miami if messi joins

sinatraa clears t0nz for the same roster (4 bagres)

I reckon it has nothing to do with val (things like criticisms from viewers, or heartbreaking losses etc) because he's good. Like why criticize him?
prolly things like in his personal life
iirc he had attempts in the past

momma told me to ONLY seek psychologists/therapists and NOT psychiatrists/doctors
yeah I used to take prescribed xans and addy and she was heavily against it (I have ADHD and depression at the same time)
but after taking them for a short while (she allowed me to take, but when I finished the whole pack, I'm not allowed to revisit the doctor) I started to feel better honestly
and now I just kinda like carry on, and used herbals (ashwagandha, in particular) to help me reduce stress and increase focus, although the effect is kinda minimal. honestly it is why i have it as my vlr name

for people with suicidal thoughts, pls contact the suicide hotline ASAP

animals > humans

good idea
famas and scout for forces/anti ecos
a1s, a4, and awp for fullbuys
sadly no gay gun slot

first one yes
second one? i dont think it copied val

im being sheerious sadio mane besht player in the weeerrrld

boaster makes my pepe hard like rock

how about player autographs and team logos as gun buddies

just make it dark corridor and raelistic gun already

wholesome ngl

There’s more to life than just some career stuff
Happiness isnt measured by material success
Although keep in mind that US colleges are mad pricey

finally not lose a val game since 4 days

Rossy is throwing
but Rossi doesnt throw
Rossi carries every team he's on 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Botssi 🗿

is all of them

• fluke against GENG
• farmers region in India
• Jett OTP
• mid
• exposed
  cry + seethe + botssi 🗿

there is only one zlatan

0/8
goat is prolly chronicle
most accomplished player
if we wanna count duelists, cned and aspas also. champs winner

I agree that he is washed
after all
it is hard to have a beard and keep it clean
you have to wash it often

hes albanian
balkan is greater albania

depends
for pro play (Tier 1) no. 3 is USA
for the rest (Tier 2 and joe schmoes like us) no. 3 is Turkey

jamal 🗿

where krea6on

yeezy

turns out hes hanafuuji 💀

all have robot aim
all of them are furiousss

allat

agree
gada salahnya main kyk gini masuk final, entertaining. entertaining playstyle + cinderella story = perfect
emang pada ga inget F4Q? gak pada seneng kah dulu nontonnya?

objectively speaking, Dplus clears everyone
but i really want Dominatus to win the whole shit

CRYYYY

as a NATUS VINCERE fan i gotta admit
DOMINATUS is the better NATUS
NATUS DIFF
DOMINATUS NATUS NATUS