ash_knuckles
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Registered: January 13, 2023
Last post: January 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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the only place that man needs to go is the bench

posted about a year ago

aw hell nah

posted about a year ago

this is literally what an incel is not.....can we stop throwing around words that we don't understand

posted about a year ago

if i see ONE MORE POTTER THREAD WALLAHI

posted about a year ago

AXEDDY DISASTERCLASS INCOMING

posted about a year ago

the simulation is glitching

posted about a year ago

pls don't let this turn to one of those threads lol. OP's wafflin.

posted about a year ago

that's gotta be racist

posted about a year ago

parentheses providing much needed context there obv

posted about a year ago

This girl

my sister in christ she is 36 years old

posted about a year ago

steve arhancet clears this fraud

posted about a year ago

he's always on the road respect the hustle

posted about a year ago

when exactly will this happen

posted about a year ago

-Rob Moore +Leena Xu

posted about a year ago

Qwertyy gives them constant 24/7 t(i)p-notch under the desk service it's impossible to fail really

posted about a year ago

BBL Queens is just such an unserious name i'm sorry πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

-potter +Nicole LaPointe Jameson

posted about a year ago

correct!

posted about a year ago

TenZedZombie but they're actually zombies

posted about a year ago

ye didn't really know where to place them tbh. mfs like brim just place smokes down every round and either go in with duelist or lurk, while astra/harbor are on another lvl of complexity entirely. same with inis as well. There are some wildcard agents you can't properly categorize

posted about a year ago

i did have them switched before but initiators do way more work than sentis so i switched them back

posted about a year ago

Good ones put up a 1.0 rating and call it a day

posted about a year ago

brim's fat juicy succulent cheeks were just too much couldn't resist sorry

posted about a year ago
  1. Flex players (jack of all trades, master of some. They play everything. They're ass, but they play everything. Good ones put up a 1.0 rating and call it a day.)

  2. Controllers (Team whore. Walking disposable util. ppl who play them and put up decent K/Ds are gods in their own right.)

  3. Initiators (second contact. Good engagement util, then wat. Sit on your ass and wait to die. Really good ones take 1 with them. Aimgods take 2.)

  4. Sentinels (one man army on site, but lurks = free kills. players must complete a computational geometry course before employment.)

  5. Duelists (braindead W key high sens imps . really good ones press the S key sometimes. Entire team sets them up. If they dont get 4 first 2 rounds, they must be converted to xhair displacement for the rest of the game. )

Pls keep these in mind before rating your next player.

posted about a year ago

you killed the joke even more i agree

posted about a year ago

why did anyone think this was funny. only liked it cause sean gares is daddy

posted about a year ago

n0thing?

posted about a year ago

been losing money ever since they bought devve

posted about a year ago

now i'm inclined to believe 😳

posted about a year ago

is the source your left or right ass cheek i wanna know

posted about a year ago

Agent Smith will see you now.

posted about a year ago

spending 2 years as head coach of a team and have minimal say in who gets picked up is unheard of, or at least should be. Ik she probably has no say in the amt of ppl that get picked up/quality of players for the most part, as that presently seems to be EG's working policy regarding signings, which is why the bulk of this is directed at EG management, but this team as a whole is kinda disappointing for how long she's been working with them.

It is a coach's job to spot and nurture potential, and so far she's been kinda lacking in that part. Dealt a bad hand from a shit dealer sure, but she's hasn't been that good a player either.

it's really obv that the root of EG's problems are really high up, but Potter and Vorborg(this is their cs team's coach btw) kinda deserve some of the heat they're getting. Kinda.

EDIT: some, potter's is blown out of proportion cause women in the industry get the tenz treatment. Do good = overwhelming/unwarranted praise, Do bad = overwhelming/unwarranted criticism.

posted about a year ago

you'd think at some point they'd just switch it up after disappointing results in every scene they'd tried it in but no everyone at EG is the literal description of insane apparently

posted about a year ago

lowkey the elder scrolls npc track slaps ngl

posted about a year ago

nah that guy's an idiot LMFAO. Bro thinks he's an esports journalism grand master or sumn tryna sell me courses n shitπŸ’€

posted about a year ago

it just kinda bothers me that everyone on EG is just sitting on their ass while the org goes to shit lol. EG CS have been a joke since last year. I heard their dota team's doing alright, but that's about it. The two major franchises which they've pumped loads of money into (EG prolly has abt 25 players signed across both tacFPS) are making absolutely no progress. How does one org become such a joke in two different scenes? Like can we not USE OUR EYES to see that signing an entire football team of players is just not working??

Drastic changes have literally never been needed more in an org. Rob Moore dropped someone who by all standards, was making decent progress (prlly more to that but still case-in-point) , EG has stuck with it's battalion of players and staff for a year or two. It's miserable to watch.

posted about a year ago

This team is not making VCT playoffs, lol. George Geddes is an absolute buffoon and i wouldn't even put him on the same level of "video game journalism" as fucking Jake sucky, but his criticisms of potter have been...valid. She's had two fucking years to cook. That excuse "she's working with t2 talent" would've been valid if they were mid-table (even i parroted this excuse at the start of the league), but they're literally at the bottom.

This EG win over LEV === EG's win over Heroic at BlastPremier => It's gonna be incredibly shortlived.

From LaPointe to Vorborg to Potter to everyone in between, someone somewhere in EG management is making extremely dogshit decisions and that person has to go, or EG will not be long for the esports scene.

posted about a year ago

i said i was gonna try touching grass bruh chill for me

posted about a year ago

do you realize how ironic this is

posted about a year ago

never really liked blockers or shit that forces you to work idk. been doing just fine dissociating from stuff without being forced. Let's see though.

posted about a year ago

hasn't gotten to that yet. Lemme see how i do when i try to block everything out first

posted about a year ago

poggers indeed

posted about a year ago

trying to leave this dogshit site till the year ends. how many weeks do you think i'll be gone before i'm back here LOLLLLL
winner gets idk a snickers or some shit

posted about a year ago

my house already came crashing now i'm hellbent on destroying everyone else's

posted about a year ago

me as flex (i play everything, i'm ass but i still play everything)
my s2 jett (he's a smurf)
ion2x
jks (b site anchor)
supertf (igl)

posted about a year ago

fuck are those

posted about a year ago

they are not ascending anywhere unless they pull a moist moguls and improve exponentially

posted about a year ago

give The Nation that shit brax deserves it

posted about a year ago

bro i knew he was ass but GODDAMN

posted about a year ago
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