just leave bro nobody wants you here

i think this guy doesnt like brazil

"we" 💀

just split na and sa atp please

they can make a green one for their valo team, it would go fuckin crazy

who?

rip og title

Back at it like a bad habit welcome back m80…

Does he sit in the chair and watch?

out with me (dibs)

this guy ruined vals reputation 2021-2023 thank god somethings happening to him

nah they got rid of the text and just kept the pictogram

bc hes a bum and nobody genuinely liked him

streets know hes a great player, just had a slump on wolves. hoping it was just bad team chem and he can join a pacific team mid year and reclaim his name

real ones know he's pretty good

flashback doesn't get benched

#DRXWin

prime vandal hits different tho

neon or spike

ok xinefso we know its you you can come out now

ok so mw doesnt exist ig

not a ball knower

cauan is struggling rn bc there isnt proper leadership on loud. w saadhak, he was a very impactful initi that had really good util and solid fragging

0 ball knowledge

bruh i cant keep track of this omega alpha frat house bs i need breach x brim yaoi

asking emea to stop trolling brother do you know who you are talking to

had me until FUR

Yo man!

nah this gotta be bait

Duelist - Aspas (goat duelist)
Smokes - Boaster (goat igl)
Flex/initi - Saadhak (second best igl + no igl buff)
Initi/second smokes - Mazino (huge glow up)
Senti - Yosemite (he was good at one point)

harbor is probably cryo and gekko is probably aspas

brother what city do you live in

leo??

least obvious alt acct

jessiewashingmachine wanted to travel the world and keep it a (team) secret instead of actually playing valorant

the great canadian past time of watching people taking out their anger while on ice skates

"Poutine isn't that good and hockey is only fun to watch for the fights"

bro its politics, how are you gonna let shit that you cant control dictate the way you live your life

zamn hopefully nv cooks then

cyberbullying victims instead of turning off their computer:

watch any scan initiators yt im sure theres some

sacy comes to mind but ik he only does vids in portugese

will they both be 18 by stage 2?

no not my darling pearl take corrode instead plz

Jarvis how old is nightz

real talk bro i would just say log off vlr/other socials for a bit

ik i dog on you and shit but being chronically online correlates w depression and anxiety, taking time off the internet and finding hobbies irl will make you much happier

source: my insta god hacked over the summer and my pc broke so i couldnt play games or doom scroll (never bothered making a new acct) and I ended up hanging out w friends/going to the gym a lot more

Zekken is good, but in 2025 even when sen were better than nrg on an individual level mada was about as good as zekken, and at the end of the year mada completely took off

jawgemo is great but hella inconsistent, either hes clip farming or having a terrorist game no in between its a 50/50

sato is new on the scene, very small sample size and while very good yes, still not substantially better than mada

oxy is mechanically the best player on the scene but cmon he was on c9 other than that almost run to champs in stage 2 oxy wasnt allat

cryo isnt even a full duelist player, he just played yoru/jett and while I think he is overhated and actually a good player, he plays more of a flex role compared to madas entry duelist

b hits boutta be cancer 🔥🔥 (lord knows nobody in ranked is going to be competent enough to run a mid split)

hes a top duelist in his region second to aspas and defo one of the best duelists in the world rn

Hes not

grown man btw

go away again please it was a much better place here without you