does he know?
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| Last post: | November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM |
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those are stinger lan kills that doesnt happen online
(whos your favorite player)
Its hard to tell since riot will probably make changes since the map skews attacker sided in pro, and even heavier attacker sided in ranked
I still think about that icebox game vs V1 from time to time
Understood sir it has been included
I included it but toast sent me a cease and desist so I had to take it out
username checks out
title, only doing NA for now bcs I dont know enough about BR/LATAM players to make one
SEN:
Tenz- batchest
Sacy- you think you are the dad of the friend group and you have short/no hair
pancada- I want you to take me out to dinner (dms open)
dephh- you are the actual dad of the friend group
zekken- you were born after 2004 and you're an XSET refugee
marved- you unironically have a valorant accent
NRG
ardiis- you are the funny friend of the group
victor- you are a generational prodigy
crashies- you were or are a student athlete
s0m- you spend over 50 dollars a month on twitch subs
FNS- you were a CSGO nerd in high school/primary school
EG
Boostio- you make moves in silence
C0M- you listen to drake and only drake
BcJ- your dms on instagram are often full
jawgemo- same as boostio
Ethan- you don't know the last time you gave up
Cloud9
Xeppaa- you are very fun at parties
leaf- you are very private about your personal and social life
zellsis- you are also very fun at parties but you usually have too much fun and get kicked out
jakee- you like beans
runi- you dont like tdawgg
100T
Cryocells- you were the quiet kid in high school but now you're living the good life
Asuna- you're on the up and up but you think about how good the past was (even though the present is still very good, im guilty of this one)
Derrek- you have a very high alcohol tolerance
Bang- you have made more personal change in the last year than most people do in 5 years
Stellar- you doubt yourself often, but it never shows in your results
edit for additional players:
yay- you are the human equivalent of a lukewarm glass of milk that was left out in the sun for too long
vanity- judge (thats it)
DSG (per special request)
Steel- you suffer a lot of tough losses but always come back stronger
Clear- you are given high expectations and always exceed them, because you have more trust in yourself than anyone else
XXIF- you work incredibly hard but only those closest to you truly recognize it
Riku- you are worried your big break has passed you by
Genghsta- your life is comfortable, nothing bad
Exalt (honorary)- you never take life too seriously
I think it could work out long-term if there was a second split for the year, but given theres just the spring split and LCQ, its now or never for C9. After the year is over I can't imagine them sticking with jakee and runi as rosters in Ascension and other leagues begin to shake up (especially with The Guard potentially going their separate ways if they don't get picked up).
Only way I could imagine them not making a change after the year ends is if they win, or if their financial issues persist (in which case there is a much bigger problem)
tarik
stewie2k
autimatic
RUSH
skadoodle
https://twitter.com/GeorgeCGed/status/1637803289176580097?s=20
cost saving i guess?
I had a dream last night and in it I was scrolling through vlr
Anyone know any good psychiatrists? may need to speak to one soon
title go
examples
C9 cned
DRX something
FNATIC Tarik
TGRD yay
GE boaster
DFM keznit
FUT stax
100T laz
probably one of the better rosters ive actually seen cooked up
no world where it happens but this would certainly be a team
he has a well rounded kit, he has a bigger breach aftershock, a flash, a raze roomba/skye dog hybrid, and a mobile detain
not just you twitter api is broken
nerve blahst icy runi blackheart all trialing
qwertyy what happened to you...
yall about to feel really old
chamber nerfed: 91 days ago
franchise teams announced: 163 days ago
loud winning champs: 166 days ago
FPX win copenhagen: 222 days ago
OpTic winning iceland: 313 days ago
hiko retires: 325 days ago
gambit become m3c: 352 days ago
astra nerfed: 366 days ago (1 year ago yesterday)
100T get 13-0'd by guard: 376 days
acend win champions: 446 days ago
chamber added: 472 days ago
gambit win berlin: 530 days ago
sen win iceland flawlessly: 642 days ago
vision striker's first loss: 687 days ago
sen add tenz (on loan): 721 days
100t win first strike: 817 days ago
Valorant beta goes public: 1061 days
i imaigne we'll see it before/around semis
some ppl think hes salty since purest beat him to it but I thought they were friends so idk
VLR knows nothing, myself included
i was not kidding about the c9 part.
Guard owned by kroneke sports and entertainment
Kroneke decided to pull the plug and fired everyone
Teams being retained for now
tough loss sorry to the fans we'll come back stronger
i got some bad news for you...
in all my days never met a bad geng fan
fake sentinels fan spotted
do you party a fuck ton
being a c9 fan is a lifestyle
I have lost everything qwertyy all I have left is c9 valo
this is all a joke don't take this thread seriously
Americas
100T- you are a massive weeb and never let a good opportunity pass you by
C9- you have suffered and will continue to suffer
NRG- you're an optic refugee, probably hate brazil, and you sleep only 4 hours a night
EG- you're just happy to be here
SEN- you played fortnite past 2019 and/or bought tenz' mouse
Furia- you bench 225
KRU- you want to kill your team's management and cry at least once a week
Leviatan- you party a fuck ton
LOUD- your life is perfect. everything is going for you. you probably don't like NRG or FNS
MIBR- you are a heat stan
EMEA
BBL- you are a big booty latina
FNATIC-- you have inhuman persistence and consistency
FUT- you don't exist
GIA- you like to be different from everyone else but you're actually pretty cool
TH- you peaked in high school/secondary school
NAVI- a lot of people don't like you only because they envy your success
KC- you have been a ScreaM fan since his CSGO days, also youre loyal as fuck
Vitality- you have been through hell and it has made you a stronger person
Liquid- you have had your expectations fall short so many times you have stopped setting expectations, and you still get disappointed (this isnt about their valo team)
KOI- you are a background character
PACIFIC
DRX- you were the gifted kid in elementary/primary school that is now burnt out
Talon- your phone is always blowing up with girls
DFM- you are also happy to be here
GenG- humble, caring, and overall a good person
GE- there are too many types of GE fans to describe with one statement so i'll just say you're all loyal
RRQ- you protect your peace. a lot
TS- you really relish the good times since you know how bad the bad times were
T1- you get apologized to a lot, so much so to the point where it no longer feels genuine
PRX- you walk fast
Zeta- you take everything in life with stride, and rarely show it when something bothers you
no i dont think
jessievash said in interview warbirds has put a lot of discipline into the team and has stopped players from "overheating" but mechanically and teamwork wise secret looked phenomenal
its on the coach to come up with the ideas but its on the players to execute
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