no

sideshow now gets more viewers than tarik when KC is playing

The roster goes 2-7 in their spring split, only winning over RRQ and DFM. They find their form right ahead of Pacific LCQ, but fall short to Talon in the finals

C9 barely squeak into playoffs with a 5-4 record but fall one match short of Tokyo. They run it back through LCQ and take down 100T in the finals to secure a spot at Champions. There they make it to upper semis before losing back to back matches to Furia and Navi.

Yes but PRX end up falling short of both Tokyo and Champs, and the entire roster except for d4v41 has been put into free agency. Currently he is rumored to be joining Karmine Corp

Furia win Champs, NRG finish 3rd at Tokyo after back to back losses to Fnatic and EDG. Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners

LCQ, for the third year in a row

Florescent actually proved herself even more throughout 2023 and there was a large bidding war amongst franchised teams for her. This is the first move EG has been praised for in recorded history

the Alevels actually end up getting cancelled after Into The Breach win the 2023 BlastTV CSGO major

Clorox, Park Hotels, Target, Nordstrom, and Levi Strauss (this is not actual financial advice)

I would never want to give you character development

They got knocked out in LCQ with the roster of BcJ, apoth, Demon1, Ethan, and Boostio. Theyve since picked up Florescent as their official 10th

yes but she ends up being character development

fnatic board the wrong flight to tokyo and end up stuck in dubai

no (the time police is making me say no)

yes, him and kyedae are both doing quite well :D

DSG finished 2nd in the Ascension tournament after losing to M80. George Geddes reported hes headed back to Cloud9 but george has lost mop of his credibility after he incorrectly said Sentinels were pulling out of partnership due to financial issues

I just got back from the end of the 2023 season. DRX just lost the grand finals to Furia at Champions. Ask me anything

edit: the time police have requested I mention everything in this thread is a joke

all the criticism potter is facing is because of the lack of results EG is putting up, NOT because shes a woman

Its beyond me how people fail to realize that

Laz drop 50

nope, first time hes played it in a match

Canada

Marved (smokes)
Tenz (duelist)
FNS (igl, senti)
eeiu (init)
subroza (flex)
steel 6th for fun

hbd qwertyy my favorite c9 fan

jokes on you im 11

ITS CHRISTMAS FOR US C9 FANS COME KISS ME

HE DOESNT KNOW

time to party like its 1453

there is no way you called someone a qt 3.14 in 2023

whos gonna tell him

you are ancient

title
if you dont know how to check, click profile and look at registered

ill go first
My VLR account is older than the guard

faze -dicey +yay

we do their dirty work for them

you never know, the next florescent could be watching toast's team

higher gc viewership = more people interested in gc = more people playing in gc = better players entering the scene

SEN zekken

does he know?

those are stinger lan kills that doesnt happen online

(whos your favorite player)

Its hard to tell since riot will probably make changes since the map skews attacker sided in pro, and even heavier attacker sided in ranked

I still think about that icebox game vs V1 from time to time

Understood sir it has been included

I included it but toast sent me a cease and desist so I had to take it out

Added

added

username checks out

title, only doing NA for now bcs I dont know enough about BR/LATAM players to make one

SEN:
Tenz- batchest
Sacy- you think you are the dad of the friend group and you have short/no hair
pancada- I want you to take me out to dinner (dms open)
dephh- you are the actual dad of the friend group
zekken- you were born after 2004 and you're an XSET refugee
marved- you unironically have a valorant accent

NRG
ardiis- you are the funny friend of the group
victor- you are a generational prodigy
crashies- you were or are a student athlete
s0m- you spend over 50 dollars a month on twitch subs
FNS- you were a CSGO nerd in high school/primary school

EG
Boostio- you make moves in silence
C0M- you listen to drake and only drake
BcJ- your dms on instagram are often full
jawgemo- same as boostio
Ethan- you don't know the last time you gave up

Cloud9
Xeppaa- you are very fun at parties
leaf- you are very private about your personal and social life
zellsis- you are also very fun at parties but you usually have too much fun and get kicked out
jakee- you like beans
runi- you dont like tdawgg

100T
Cryocells- you were the quiet kid in high school but now you're living the good life
Asuna- you're on the up and up but you think about how good the past was (even though the present is still very good, im guilty of this one)
Derrek- you have a very high alcohol tolerance
Bang- you have made more personal change in the last year than most people do in 5 years
Stellar- you doubt yourself often, but it never shows in your results

edit for additional players:
yay- you are the human equivalent of a lukewarm glass of milk that was left out in the sun for too long
vanity- judge (thats it)

DSG (per special request)
Steel- you suffer a lot of tough losses but always come back stronger
Clear- you are given high expectations and always exceed them, because you have more trust in yourself than anyone else
XXIF- you work incredibly hard but only those closest to you truly recognize it
Riku- you are worried your big break has passed you by
Genghsta- your life is comfortable, nothing bad
Exalt (honorary)- you never take life too seriously

I think it could work out long-term if there was a second split for the year, but given theres just the spring split and LCQ, its now or never for C9. After the year is over I can't imagine them sticking with jakee and runi as rosters in Ascension and other leagues begin to shake up (especially with The Guard potentially going their separate ways if they don't get picked up).

Only way I could imagine them not making a change after the year ends is if they win, or if their financial issues persist (in which case there is a much bigger problem)

MANS GUESSING

tarik
stewie2k
autimatic
RUSH
skadoodle

https://twitter.com/GeorgeCGed/status/1637803289176580097?s=20

cost saving i guess?