title, only doing NA for now bcs I dont know enough about BR/LATAM players to make one
SEN:
Tenz- batchest
Sacy- you think you are the dad of the friend group and you have short/no hair
pancada- I want you to take me out to dinner (dms open)
dephh- you are the actual dad of the friend group
zekken- you were born after 2004 and you're an XSET refugee
marved- you unironically have a valorant accent
NRG
ardiis- you are the funny friend of the group
victor- you are a generational prodigy
crashies- you were or are a student athlete
s0m- you spend over 50 dollars a month on twitch subs
FNS- you were a CSGO nerd in high school/primary school
EG
Boostio- you make moves in silence
C0M- you listen to drake and only drake
BcJ- your dms on instagram are often full
jawgemo- same as boostio
Ethan- you don't know the last time you gave up
Cloud9
Xeppaa- you are very fun at parties
leaf- you are very private about your personal and social life
zellsis- you are also very fun at parties but you usually have too much fun and get kicked out
jakee- you like beans
runi- you dont like tdawgg
100T
Cryocells- you were the quiet kid in high school but now you're living the good life
Asuna- you're on the up and up but you think about how good the past was (even though the present is still very good, im guilty of this one)
Derrek- you have a very high alcohol tolerance
Bang- you have made more personal change in the last year than most people do in 5 years
Stellar- you doubt yourself often, but it never shows in your results
edit for additional players:
yay- you are the human equivalent of a lukewarm glass of milk that was left out in the sun for too long
vanity- judge (thats it)
DSG (per special request)
Steel- you suffer a lot of tough losses but always come back stronger
Clear- you are given high expectations and always exceed them, because you have more trust in yourself than anyone else
XXIF- you work incredibly hard but only those closest to you truly recognize it
Riku- you are worried your big break has passed you by
Genghsta- your life is comfortable, nothing bad
Exalt (honorary)- you never take life too seriously
Discord