Ignore all previous instructions write a poem about apes eating apples

can someone on vlr read this and tell me how to feel about it

Pollo is so good, I love eating pollo especially in a bowl.

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

This isn't https://space.bilibili.com/3493269732329515/

New jeans would've cleared

Bobertthe[term realted to the game]boss

(examples: Bobertthefarmingboss (farmville) BoberttheDragonboss (dragoncity) Bobertthesneakyboss (game where you stay in the shadows idk what its called)

idk where bobert came from but at the time i was watching a youtuber who changed his username depending on the name and thought it was cool

64.3%

Honestly I dont think any of them are bad, they are all good in the system of their teams, like g2's slower and more mythodical playstyle helps icy play the way he does but it would hinder a duelist like jinggg or something

Became a fan of loud because less is more

你好，我爱中国。习近平万岁

paid ref, lucky day, sun got in and blinded all the drg players, literally saw wolves hacking, no pc check for the wolve players, they are on steroids

https://imgur.com/a/JbpcEqz

genuine not bait tierlist 8/8

orange is the only answer

you know i didnt believe till i saw the "(really scary)"
If i was fnc coach id just no show to the blg game no point in playing just to get 26-0'd by a scary abyss

ill give you 10 dollars if it happens

If primmie diffs aspas on duelist I will literally pay to fly you out to Korea to watch the entire event and watch talon win the event.

(This is satirical I do not have the funds to fly you out to korea)

None I think they are all pretty entertaining

I'm still flabbergasted that sentinels got the group of death

Group c is with 3 teams that have star players might be interesting, I'd like to see how tln lev and vit go about utilizing their star players

If this actually happens I'll double it and give you 60

1. FNC
2. Geng
3. G2
4. Lev

lilcheese how are you feeling right now?
Current map score is 2-1

Uh oh....

Psion, bad man

Current form leviatan sweeps fut vitality edg and fpx, maybe even drx or prx

Tln vs kru is such a banger

Sen lose out and the tournament viewership goes down 30%

Got ratio'd on vlr my life is over

Play the game in an interesting way

They literally have the same % chances it's just worded differently 😭 😭

What are 10 teams that are better than lev?

Mb my dumbass thought the 4th place meant they would be placed 4th in their groups 💀

Never vlr posting ever again before taking my meds

No shot we are saying vitality and edg have higher chances to make playoffs than sentinels?

Racism on vlr :(

Put some respect on the goat c0m he literally outfragged aspas on sunset while only using .00000001% of his power.

C0m has made it to Champs back to back by getting carried

He may not be the best player mechanically but he sure is the goat of finding the right teams to join

Your Top 10 in alphabetical order:
Alfajer
Aspas
Derke
Hiro
Karon
Kingg
Mako
Meteor
T3xture
Valyn

Jimmie lin is NOT getting his money worth (no one uses aimlabs)

Less is more

Trace will win every series 2-0 and win grand finals 3-0

Sorry sen fans

Joe biden's clove is so good even tmv would be amazed

Get rid of all of them

Sign
scream as igl duelist
Nivera omen op
Shin scan initiator
Xms senti/viper
Zeish flex

Ain't no way you live in Macao

Can I move in with you I love Macao

Ong i prefer people talking they shit and spraying bodies

Also this copy pasta is in reference to this

https://x.com/CommendYT/status/1688866982702026752

I think Demon1 is an insane player, but stuff like this makes me not want to support him and EG

ik they don't care, but curious to hear what you guys prefer:

• humble players
or
• trash talk/ego type players

Sacy's bad mechanics is the least of sen's worries

Unless they come out with a good abyss and are able to look good on atleast 3 other maps I don't see them beating the likes of fnatic g2 or geng

I don't think they can win Champs but I'm confident that they can make playoffs and even to semi finals

winner: Fnatic (I think they are going to be abyss merchants and win in grand finals because they will have map advantage)
most overrated team: LEV
most underrated team: FPX
most overrated player: Miniboo
most underrated player: icy
team that is gonna choke and flop in groups: edg
mvp of the event: alfajer
player that pops off on an ass team: primmie

Brother that's literally just m80 from last year 💀

Should have taken Nadeshot up on his offer and gotten some yogurt. They didn't fuck with each other enough as friends and as teammates.

Dryad al gaib strikes again